Bachelor Mode.... Activated

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Posted: 6/29/2019 11:01:41 PM EDT

The wife is up in the mountains with her girlfriends drinking wine and wandering around the forest for four days... so I can make whatever I want!!!

Just using what is floating around... and later I will be watching a Charles Bronson movies of some sort.

First... BACON!!!! In cast iron, of course.

Ok, now lets mayo up some toast.

Apply perfectly cooked bacon to mayo'd toast.

Holy s**t, AVOCADO!!

Now for the ringer... and some crunch... raw yellow onion!

What is that you say? It needs something more? Ok... some sriracha!

Oh snap! BEER!!! Not just any beer.. a 2015 Mephistopheles! I felt like getting a good buzz off of one bottle, so here we go!

For reference.

FIN!

Guns and Dogs not pictures... Tec-22, a JRT mutt, and a Texas Heeler.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:03:34 PM EDT

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Toss the onions and I would destroy that

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:06:03 PM EDT

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Or carmelized in the bacon grease

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:06:33 PM EDT

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I was with you on the bacon, mayo, and toast, and then you fucked it all up.

You should watch the hallmark channel all night.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:07:59 PM EDT

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What did make for when the B/F stops over?

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:08:46 PM EDT

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I was with you on the bacon, mayo, and toast, and then you fucked it all up.

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I only purchase the hallmark channel for Nov/Dec for my wife... and the awesome Christmas movies! So it will have to wait.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:08:48 PM EDT

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Mayonnaise - the French curse on the culinary world.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:09:07 PM EDT

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The wife is up in the mountains with her girlfriends drinking wine and wandering around the forest for four days... so I can make whatever I want!!!

Just using what is floating around... and later I will be watching a Charles Bronson movies of some sort.

First... BACON!!!! In cast iron, of course.
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48156423456_37d311f7d6_b.jpg

Ok, now lets mayo up some toast.
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48156500887_3e93067196_b.jpg

Apply perfectly cooked bacon to mayo'd toast.
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48156500727_3cece32e25_b.jpg

Holy s**t, AVOCADO!!
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48156500627_77b903081e_b.jpg

Now for the ringer... and some crunch... raw yellow onion!
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48156500562_43b55f5df1_b.jpg

What is that you say? It needs something more? Ok... some sriracha!
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48156506057_afd8870721_b.jpg

Oh snap! BEER!!! Not just any beer.. a 2015 Mephistopheles! I felt like getting a good buzz off of one bottle, so here we go!
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48156422946_96ed600491_b.jpg

For reference.
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48156423071_8bcb7de355_z.jpg

FIN!
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48156423031_9621a70949_b.jpg

Guns and Dogs not pictures... Tec-22, a JRT mutt, and a Texas Heeler.

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You just wasted some perfectly good bacon OP. Toss all that other garbage and eat the bacon.

Jeez, some folks could fuck up a wet dream.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:09:36 PM EDT

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braunschweiger

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:09:52 PM EDT

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“The wife is up in the mountains with her girlfriends drinking wine and wandering around the forest for four days.”

In before the ARFCOM curse strikes.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:10:16 PM EDT

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You just wasted some perfectly good bacon OP. Toss all that other garbage and eat the bacon.

Jeez, some folks could fuck up a wet dream.

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Who said I did not repeatedly sample bacon straight before said sammich was made.. and my sammich was GLORIOUS!!!!

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:11:57 PM EDT

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Avocado and Mayo, yuk!

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:12:05 PM EDT

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“The wife is up in the mountains with her girlfriends drinking wine and wandering around the forest for four days.”

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Thanks goodness all my wife's friends are a positive influence on marriages. I am friends with all their husbands as well. All pretty awesome people I must say. Wish we all lived closer. Her friends all flew in for their trip.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:12:37 PM EDT

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Said no one of French ancestry growing up in a French colonized area.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:12:55 PM EDT

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Who said I did not repeatedly sample bacon straight before said sammich was made.. and my sammich was GLORIOUS!!!!

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You just wasted some perfectly good bacon OP. Toss all that other garbage and eat the bacon.

Jeez, some folks could fuck up a wet dream.

Who said I did not repeatedly sample bacon straight before said sammich was made.. and my sammich was GLORIOUS!!!!

That was, almost literally, a shit sammich. It was bacon and shit, on a sammich. It was bad and you should feel bad for desecrating teh glorious bacon!

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:12:56 PM EDT

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Congrats! I'm on bach mode; plenty of beer and "For a few dollars more" tonight, pork tenderloin thawing for kebabing tomorrow.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:14:23 PM EDT

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avocado is for faggots.

Throw some lettuce and tomato on there, and you have my interest.

God damn hippies.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:16:18 PM EDT

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Congrats! I'm on bach mode; plenty of beer and "For a few dollars more" tonight, pork tenderloin thawing for kebabing tomorrow.

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Heck yes!!!

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:16:49 PM EDT

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avocado is for faggots.

Throw some lettuce and tomato on there, and you have my interest.

God damn hippies.

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I had a BLT for lunch at the golf course... I think ive had a pound of bacon today.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:17:00 PM EDT

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A sandwich and beer is pretty good hearty eating no matter what your taste is.

I've been hankering for a stinky cheese and onion sandwich on rye with a big old mug of lager.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:17:42 PM EDT

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I was with you on the bacon, mayo, and toast, and then you fucked it all up.

You should watch the hallmark channel all night.

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Posted: 6/29/2019 11:18:26 PM EDT

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Looking at that sandwich just gave me AIDS.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:19:17 PM EDT

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A sandwich and beer is pretty good hearty eating no matter what your taste is.

I've been hankering for a stinky cheese and onion sandwich on rye with a big old mug of lager.

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Heck yes!!!! That would be amazing right now!

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:19:32 PM EDT

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I didn't think you could ruin bacon.

But OP figured out a way.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:21:31 PM EDT

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17.1% ABC

Yowza..... I wanna drink that Stout.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:25:54 PM EDT

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Hell yes!! Me too

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:27:49 PM EDT

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That beer looks like something you buy because you want to impress somebody - not because it tastes good.

But the sandwich looks top drawer delicious!

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:29:11 PM EDT

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I didn't think you could ruin bacon.

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That bacon is cooked to perfection.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:29:59 PM EDT

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Wow. If this is how the married man cuts loose when the wife returns his balls for an evening, I'll just remain happily single.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:30:20 PM EDT

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That beer looks like something you buy because you want to impress somebody - not because it tastes good.

But the sandwich looks top drawer delicious!

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This was one of the first big ABV stouts out there, and it was known for how you didnt really get how much alcohol was in it.. it is just a solid imperial stout... that makes the room lag when you are done.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:31:04 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/29/2019 11:31:30 PM EDT

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You're eating a bacon sammich your sammich maker is eating pussy seems fair

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:37:11 PM EDT

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I told her only if I could watch. Alas, not a lesbian bone in her body.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:39:16 PM EDT

[#33]

Everything after the bacon = much faggotry

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:40:15 PM EDT

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I was with you on the bacon, mayo, and toast, and then you fucked it all up.

You should watch the hallmark channel all night.

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Same

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:40:35 PM EDT

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What did make for when the B/F stops over?

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That’s what the avocados are for

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:42:22 PM EDT

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Or carmelized in the bacon grease

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Toss the onions and I would destroy that

Or carmelized in the bacon grease

Good call

As usual GD hates everything

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:43:10 PM EDT

[#37]

thanks for making me hungry; all i have is hooch and cake frosting.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:44:00 PM EDT

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Toss the onions and I would destroy that

Or carmelized in the bacon grease

I do that all the time.. but i was craving raw onions... crunchy, oniony, raw onions.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:44:58 PM EDT

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thanks for making me hungry; all i have is hooch and cake frosting.

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Any graham crackers? Frosting on thems is good eatin!

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:48:19 PM EDT

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This was one of the first big ABV stouts out there, and it was known for how you didnt really get how much alcohol was in it.. it is just a solid imperial stout... that makes the room lag when you are done.

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This, it's good shit, and terrible at the same time. I drank two of them and then promptly hit the floor when I stood up.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:50:25 PM EDT

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This, it's good shit, and terrible at the same time. I drank two of them and then promptly hit the floor when I stood up.

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I remember the first time I ordered one from the case at the local beer bar back in the day.

the server asked if i wanted two glasses.. I said no, all for me... she gave me a disapproving, do you know what you are about to drink, look.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:53:07 PM EDT

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That beer looks like something you buy because you want to impress somebody - not because it tastes good.

But the sandwich looks top drawer delicious!

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If you like stouts, get a bottle. It's some good stuff, especially after a few years.

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:53:32 PM EDT

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How gross is that beer? I mean, I would chug a couple bottles no problem but it’s gotta be awful right?

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:55:54 PM EDT

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Not at all, it is a very good stout!

Posted: 6/29/2019 11:59:25 PM EDT

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How gross is that beer? I mean, I would chug a couple bottles no problem but it’s gotta be awful right?

Not at all, it is a very good stout!

I googled, they are well regarded. I respect the abv if nothing else. Nice sandwich too, I appreciate the onions.

Posted: 6/30/2019 12:00:51 AM EDT

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I googled, they are well regarded. I respect the abv if nothing else. Nice sandwich too, I appreciate the onions.

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yeah, straight raw onions are not for everyone.. but I can eat onion like fruit. It is one of my superpowers.

Posted: 6/30/2019 12:03:00 AM EDT

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Wow. If this is how the married man cuts loose when the wife returns his balls for an evening, I'll just remain happily single.

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lol I'm sure it's totally your choice

Miring everything OP

Posted: 6/30/2019 12:05:08 AM EDT

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17.1% ABC

Yowza..... I wanna drink that Stout.

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Is it fortified with extra alcohol? My old chem prof was insistent that alcohol produced through fermentation alone was self-limiting at 15%

Posted: 6/30/2019 12:07:31 AM EDT

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Wow. If this is how the married man cuts loose when the wife returns his balls for an evening, I'll just remain happily single.

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Hey! She lets me go to Cola Warrior too!!!

I can check my balls out any time I want.. we have a system!

Posted: 6/30/2019 12:09:13 AM EDT

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Is it fortified with extra alcohol? My old chem prof was insistent that alcohol produced through fermentation alone was self-limiting at 15%

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It was for a while, but a number of places started creating their own strains of yeast that could withstand higher ABV's.. Sam Adams i think still has the highest ABV naturally fermented beer at 27-29% based on yeast they cultivated.

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