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4 billion females in the world and you wanna fuck a girl you work with?
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Quoted: Shes a 6.5(probably a 10 on social media), I am a ?. My salary is almost triple hers though. View Quote What type of pay scale do they have at 7-11? |
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Quoted: "With blue balls and pink eye." That's poetry right there, son. Just fuckin' poetry. https://d24bnpykhxwj9p.cloudfront.net/s3file/s3fs-public/users1/2016-12/Tue/magnum.gif View Quote I thought it a nice touch |
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Quoted: Shes a 6.5(probably a 10 on social media), I am a ?. My salary is almost triple hers though. shes smiled and talked to me a few times but I think that's just friendly manner. Should I try? Last time I tried to go out with a coworker I got called into the office. View Quote Ain’t worth it. You don’t shit where you eat bro. Go find fat chicks on the internet. |
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Yes, you should definitely ask her out, and I've found in these situations it's best to be forceful. Don't take "no" for an answer. Otherwise she'll never respect you.
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Quoted: I think he should give her a call right now. She can ride beocth on his hawg to Long John Silvers, they can get hush puppies. View Quote Attached File |
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All I know is I hope Alex Jones gets wind of his literotica based on OPs sad love life. |
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Quoted: All I know is I hope Alex Jones gets wind of his literotica based on OPs sad love life. View Quote |
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Quoted: Quoted: All I know is I hope Alex Jones gets wind of his literotica based on OPs sad love life. He, or OP, may never eat corn again |
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Quoted: Maybe he can ride beocth on her hawg? ETA: If she's a "10" maybe this is her? https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b5/66/e9/b566e94266a383e45f33b2771ebedbd9.jpg View Quote THICC THIGHS save more lives than loud pipes. Also these threads are more annoying than thorazine dinner threads. |
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Quoted: Quoted: The cookout... Alex Jones was feeling good as he followed corporate chick to her home for some fun. Yesterday at the company cookout our living meme was overheard by her making his infamous eating leftist ass comment. This, sparking her intrigue led to them enjoying corn on the cob together, exchanging texts, and an invite to her house after work today. Her home was a quaint bungalow in a nice neighborhood on the west side of town. The kind of neighborhood where a man doesn't have to mow on lawn just to suck a tit. He followed her inside after she locked her rescue pit bull in the bathroom. Her house was neither messy or clean. The kind of random clutter and piles of clothes generated by the malaise your average single woman felt towards housekeeping. They went to the bedroom and she kicked off her heels, unbuttoned her blouse to reveal small, yet firm breasts. She told him to lie on the bed as she put Dave Matthews Band on the radio and he did so obediently after disrobing. She then unzipped her sleek Neiman Marcus skirt, letting it fall to the ground. She then climbed in bed and straddled his face reverse cowgirl style. The first thing Alex noticed was her shining white gold anklet and then the thick yellow crust ring around her heel...a true tale of two cities. Corporate chick then descended her hairy Italian butthole down to his face. It loomed like a manifestation of the alien from The Thing. Boom, she aced the landing and Alex went to work. She did too, yanking his crank in a cold, efficient manner, much like her standoffish corporate hardass attitude. Her ass however, was soft and supple, and Alex was thoroughly enjoying himself. And then it happened. The Straggler, the lone refugee. One single piece of corn emerged from it's dark hiding place and dropped into Alex's left eye. He winced and tried to crawfish out from under her but his arms were pinned under her legs. The kernel continued its ocular assault on Alex Jones eye. As Dave crooned, her dog howled and scratched at the door, a fly buzzed lazily about the room, Alex blinked and winced while her starfish danced upon his lips. Sweat beading on his forehead, he could take no more. Alex screamed it burns, in as much as one could scream while wearing another persons anus as a mask. Pissed, she cursed him and painfully slapped his shaft. She jumped off of him, one jagged toenail scratching his cheek. Alex tried pitifully to explain what happened while blinking uncontrollably like a political prisoner sending Morse code. She roared at him to leave. The corn, having fallen into the dusty abyss under her bed, would never be seen again. Alex left dejected, with blue balls and pink eye. The next day, he was summoned to human resources. @JLPettimoreIII @SBR_Slut @AeroEngineer Damnit, now my wife wants to know why I almost spit my drink out laughing so hard. This is an AJE masterpiece. |
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Quoted: The cookout... Alex Jones was feeling good as he followed corporate chick to her home for some fun. Yesterday at the company cookout our living meme was overheard by her making his infamous eating leftist ass comment. This, sparking her intrigue led to them enjoying corn on the cob together, exchanging texts, and an invite to her house after work today. Her home was a quaint bungalow in a nice neighborhood on the west side of town. The kind of neighborhood where a man doesn't have to mow on lawn just to suck a tit. He followed her inside after she locked her rescue pit bull in the bathroom. Her house was neither messy or clean. The kind of random clutter and piles of clothes generated by the malaise your average single woman felt towards housekeeping. They went to the bedroom and she kicked off her heels, unbuttoned her blouse to reveal small, yet firm breasts. She told him to lie on the bed as she put Dave Matthews Band on the radio and he did so obediently after disrobing. She then unzipped her sleek Neiman Marcus skirt, letting it fall to the ground. She then climbed in bed and straddled his face reverse cowgirl style. The first thing Alex noticed was her shining white gold anklet and then the thick yellow crust ring around her heel...a true tale of two cities. Corporate chick then descended her hairy Italian butthole down to his face. It loomed like a manifestation of the alien from The Thing. Boom, she aced the landing and Alex went to work. She did too, yanking his crank in a cold, efficient manner, much like her standoffish corporate hardass attitude. Her ass however, was soft and supple, and Alex was thoroughly enjoying himself. And then it happened. The Straggler, the lone refugee. One single piece of corn emerged from it's dark hiding place and dropped into Alex's left eye. He winced and tried to crawfish out from under her but his arms were pinned under her legs. The kernel continued its ocular assault on Alex Jones eye. As Dave crooned, her dog howled and scratched at the door, a fly buzzed lazily about the room, Alex blinked and winced while her starfish danced upon his lips. Sweat beading on his forehead, he could take no more. Alex screamed it burns, in as much as one could scream while wearing another persons anus as a mask. Pissed, she cursed him and painfully slapped his shaft. She jumped off of him, one jagged toenail scratching his cheek. Alex tried pitifully to explain what happened while blinking uncontrollably like a political prisoner sending Morse code. She roared at him to leave. The corn, having fallen into the dusty abyss under her bed, would never be seen again. Alex left dejected, with blue balls and pink eye. The next day, he was summoned to human resources. @JLPettimoreIII @SBR_Slut View Quote Attached File Attached File Attached File |
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Quoted: Damnit, now my wife wants to know why I almost spit my drink out laughing so hard. This is an AJE masterpiece. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The cookout... Alex Jones was feeling good as he followed corporate chick to her home for some fun. Yesterday at the company cookout our living meme was overheard by her making his infamous eating leftist ass comment. This, sparking her intrigue led to them enjoying corn on the cob together, exchanging texts, and an invite to her house after work today. Her home was a quaint bungalow in a nice neighborhood on the west side of town. The kind of neighborhood where a man doesn't have to mow on lawn just to suck a tit. He followed her inside after she locked her rescue pit bull in the bathroom. Her house was neither messy or clean. The kind of random clutter and piles of clothes generated by the malaise your average single woman felt towards housekeeping. They went to the bedroom and she kicked off her heels, unbuttoned her blouse to reveal small, yet firm breasts. She told him to lie on the bed as she put Dave Matthews Band on the radio and he did so obediently after disrobing. She then unzipped her sleek Neiman Marcus skirt, letting it fall to the ground. She then climbed in bed and straddled his face reverse cowgirl style. The first thing Alex noticed was her shining white gold anklet and then the thick yellow crust ring around her heel...a true tale of two cities. Corporate chick then descended her hairy Italian butthole down to his face. It loomed like a manifestation of the alien from The Thing. Boom, she aced the landing and Alex went to work. She did too, yanking his crank in a cold, efficient manner, much like her standoffish corporate hardass attitude. Her ass however, was soft and supple, and Alex was thoroughly enjoying himself. And then it happened. The Straggler, the lone refugee. One single piece of corn emerged from it's dark hiding place and dropped into Alex's left eye. He winced and tried to crawfish out from under her but his arms were pinned under her legs. The kernel continued its ocular assault on Alex Jones eye. As Dave crooned, her dog howled and scratched at the door, a fly buzzed lazily about the room, Alex blinked and winced while her starfish danced upon his lips. Sweat beading on his forehead, he could take no more. Alex screamed it burns, in as much as one could scream while wearing another persons anus as a mask. Pissed, she cursed him and painfully slapped his shaft. She jumped off of him, one jagged toenail scratching his cheek. Alex tried pitifully to explain what happened while blinking uncontrollably like a political prisoner sending Morse code. She roared at him to leave. The corn, having fallen into the dusty abyss under her bed, would never be seen again. Alex left dejected, with blue balls and pink eye. The next day, he was summoned to human resources. @JLPettimoreIII @SBR_Slut @AeroEngineer Damnit, now my wife wants to know why I almost spit my drink out laughing so hard. This is an AJE masterpiece. I was laughing like a maniac driving to work as it started to come together in my mind. Let her read it, I'm afraid to show my wife she may start to question my mental state |
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Never where you work.
Never where you workout. Never where you go to school. Never where you live. Chasing tail in those places can blow back on you. |
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Don't shit where you eat. But I met my wife in 1992 at the grocery store where we worked. Happily married since 1997.
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Quoted: Don’t risk your job for a relationship that will likely fail. That said, I’ve slept with 4 of 5 girls from my current job of 7 years. Only one blew up in my face. She told everyone everything, and people just rolled their eyes and forgot a month later. My work has a don’t ask don’t tell policy. They give no fucks as long as it doesn’t impact your performance. She got fired a couple months later for being dumb. I never even got talked to. I’m a few positions higher now so not worth the risk. View Quote |
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Quoted: What the fuck is it with some of you guys? Finding your SO or wife at work used to be VERY commonplace. (It's where I met mine, but I am an old fart.) Yeah, if the company has policies against such things, one must be discrete and careful. But otherwise, for some industries, it can be a fertile "shopping" environment. View Quote I agree, but today's environment is very bad with all the HR policy and sexually harassment is any ugly dude or a guy she doesn't like. |
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Quoted: Don't even think about it on facebook, PAPERTRAIL!!!! HAs to be in person. Make it innocent enough to be deniable. example to start with: "Hey, I just read on facebook about a Salsa Dance class tomorrow night at "Cuban Nights", I was thinking it would be a great way to get some exercise while having fun, you ever thought about trying out a dancing class?" That gives her an opening to say "yes" without you actually asking her on a date. And a way out for both of you if she isn't interested. She already knows if she wants your peeny weenie in her holiest of holies, you just just have to find a way to give her the opportunity to act on her desires, or not. Or, better yet, just go do the dancing by yourself and if you are even semi good looking and well bathed/nicely dressed you will probable have several women giving you the "fuck me" eyes after a few sessions. View Quote Lots of dancing around here, I used to attend dancing at clubs with friends in college. This would be a good idea. |
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Quoted: The cookout... Alex Jones was feeling good as he followed corporate chick to her home for some fun. Yesterday at the company cookout our living meme was overheard by her making his infamous eating leftist ass comment. This, sparking her intrigue led to them enjoying corn on the cob together, exchanging texts, and an invite to her house after work today. Her home was a quaint bungalow in a nice neighborhood on the west side of town. The kind of neighborhood where a man doesn't have to mow on lawn just to suck a tit. He followed her inside after she locked her rescue pit bull in the bathroom. Her house was neither messy or clean. The kind of random clutter and piles of clothes generated by the malaise your average single woman felt towards housekeeping. They went to the bedroom and she kicked off her heels, unbuttoned her blouse to reveal small, yet firm breasts. She told him to lie on the bed as she put Dave Matthews Band on the radio and he did so obediently after disrobing. She then unzipped her sleek Neiman Marcus skirt, letting it fall to the ground. She then climbed in bed and straddled his face reverse cowgirl style. The first thing Alex noticed was her shining white gold anklet and then the thick yellow crust ring around her heel...a true tale of two cities. Corporate chick then descended her hairy Italian butthole down to his face. It loomed like a manifestation of the alien from The Thing. Boom, she aced the landing and Alex went to work. She did too, yanking his crank in a cold, efficient manner, much like her standoffish corporate hardass attitude. Her ass however, was soft and supple, and Alex was thoroughly enjoying himself. And then it happened. The Straggler, the lone refugee. One single piece of corn emerged from it's dark hiding place and dropped into Alex's left eye. He winced and tried to crawfish out from under her but his arms were pinned under her legs. The kernel continued its ocular assault on Alex Jones eye. As Dave crooned, her dog howled and scratched at the door, a fly buzzed lazily about the room, Alex blinked and winced while her starfish danced upon his lips. Sweat beading on his forehead, he could take no more. Alex screamed it burns, in as much as one could scream while wearing another persons anus as a mask. Pissed, she cursed him and painfully slapped his shaft. She jumped off of him, one jagged toenail scratching his cheek. Alex tried pitifully to explain what happened while blinking uncontrollably like a political prisoner sending Morse code. She roared at him to leave. The corn, having fallen into the dusty abyss under her bed, would never be seen again. Alex left dejected, with blue balls and pink eye. The next day, he was summoned to human resources. @JLPettimoreIII @SBR_Slut View Quote Holy shit, I read it burns in his voice. The morse code i seen him blink fast on the show. I died. Attached File |
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The AJE stories are the best thing to come out of arfcom in quite some time. I predict that Brownells bans such content by months end . They'll then wonder why the site dies a slow death after all the colorful posters no longer exist.
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