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Posted: 6/8/2020 6:10:37 PM EDT
Every single one of their signature and market fresh sandwiches has fucking mayo on them!

Even their BBQ smokehouse brisket, which as the name implies has BBQ sauce on it come with a thick layer of mayo... WTF?!?!!.

Bought mine, discovered it had mayo, yuck. My mistake. So I just ordered and paid for a second sandwich asked for no mayo. It showed up and...

The fucking thing looked like a stallion creampied the thing. took it back asked nicely if they’d fix it. Few minutes later the cashier brought it to my table with an apology, open it up and WTF, more mayo.

I gave up and just sipped my coke in disgust

On several selections they serve with a tasty spicy brown mustard and you guessed it a huge shot of jizz!

I swear if these idiots served banana fucking splits the sum bitch would come with mayo on it.

For fucks sake stop it with the mayo a great number of us don’t enjoy a huge slug of jizz to the mouth every time we take a bite of a sandwich.

BBQ sauce and mayo, you believe that shit.

Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:12:40 PM EDT
[#1]
Plot twist! It's not really mayo!
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:12:47 PM EDT
[#2]
Any kind of sandwiches aren't edible without Mayo. Most need extra mayo.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:13:56 PM EDT
[#3]
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Arby’s definitely has your back then.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:15:50 PM EDT
[#4]
OP has an obsession with mayo being cum. He is disgusted by how much mayo turns him on. He secretly wants the mayo all up in his mouth. He dreams of mayo running down his chin, fresh aiolis squirt from every corner of his minds eye. Don’t even get him started on dijonase
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:17:37 PM EDT
[#5]
Mayo and BBQ sauce mixed is awesome! It’s like fry sauce but better!
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:18:56 PM EDT
[#6]
It’s cute that you think it’s mayonnaise.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:19:50 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:20:00 PM EDT
[#8]
Listen Fat...If you dont know whether you are for mayo or not...you aint white!
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:20:11 PM EDT
[#9]
Most of their fat fuck customers ask for more anyways.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:20:30 PM EDT
[#10]
I wonder how ol' Hope is doing...
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:20:45 PM EDT
[#11]
Horsey Sauce
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:21:08 PM EDT
[#12]
Mayonnaise is evil. It's an affront to all that's holy.

Mustard comes from a mustard seed. Gtg
Ketchup comes from tomatoes. Gtg
Bbq sauce arguably comes from either mustard or tomato base also Gtg

Mayo is some concoction made by satan. I'm fairly certain it's made with donkey jizz.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:21:29 PM EDT
[#13]
You complained about your food *twice* in a fast food restaurant. By the third sandwich I bet there wasn't any actual mayo on it...

OP is a karen.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:21:49 PM EDT
[#14]
Mayo is good. Also i dont equate it to cum. What is wrong with you OP?
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:24:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:25:50 PM EDT
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You complained about your food *twice* in a fast food restaurant. By the third sandwich I bet there wasn't any actual mayo on it...

OP is a karen.
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Right... because expecting to get what you asked and paid for is just stupid, right?
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:26:55 PM EDT
[#17]
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Mayonnaise is evil. It's an affront to all that's holy.

Mustard comes from a mustard seed. Gtg
Ketchup comes from tomatoes. Gtg
Bbq sauce arguably comes from either mustard or tomato base also Gtg

Mayo is some concoction made by satan. I'm fairly certain it's made with donkey jizz.
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Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:29:14 PM EDT
[#18]
Who in the fuck eats at Arby’s?
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:29:36 PM EDT
[#19]
the one here goes apeshit with the mustard.

I've had to fuckin dissassemble the sandwich, wipe the mustard off and put it back together.

I won't order anything with the mustard anymore.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:29:38 PM EDT
[#20]
I like mayo. I also don’t mind Arby’s on the rare occasion there isn’t a superior fast food joint around. Admittedly, that’s a very rare occurrence.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:31:26 PM EDT
[#21]
I try not to get mayo on anything at fast food restaurants. Not because I don't like mayo, but everyone insists on going full retard with it. There's easily 3X more than what's needed. Do people really enjoy that much mayo on a sandwich?
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:33:16 PM EDT
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Right... because expecting to get what you asked and paid for is just stupid, right?
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Boohoo. Ordering from Arby's is class privilege.

Cry me a river of mayo.



Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:33:35 PM EDT
[#23]
I’ve never before seen such a large group of individuals that feel the need to associate a food to ejaculate.


Makes you wonder the extent of research that has been conducted to make the comparison.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:43:57 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Every single one of their signature and market fresh sandwiches has fucking mayo on them!

Even their BBQ smokehouse brisket, which as the name implies has BBQ sauce on it come with a thick layer of mayo... WTF?!?!!.

Bought mine, discovered it had mayo, yuck. My mistake. So I just ordered and paid for a second sandwich asked for no mayo. It showed up and...

The fucking thing looked like a stallion creampied the thing. took it back asked nicely if they’d fix it. Few minutes later the cashier brought it to my table with an apology, open it up and WTF, more mayo.

I gave up and just sipped my coke in disgust

On several selections they serve with a tasty spicy brown mustard and you guessed it a huge shot of jizz!

I swear if these idiots served banana fucking splits the sum bitch would come with mayo on it.

For fucks sake stop it with the mayo a great number of us don’t enjoy a huge slug of jizz to the mouth every time we take a bite of a sandwich.

BBQ sauce and mayo, you believe that shit.

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You know you comparing mayo to jizz says a lot about your frustrated sexuality. Just go and find yourself a nice one night stand and he will get you straight.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 6:48:50 PM EDT
[#25]
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Who in the fuck eats at Arby’s?
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Well due to my job I find myself about once or twice a week stranded at some airport in the middle of nowhere, limited to no transportation options and dining choices that range from free coffee and vending machines to the rare occasion a fast food joint is nearby.

So today’s nightmare was brought to you by Arby’s at the Gulfport airport.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:09:29 PM EDT
[#26]
I had Arby's for dinner tonight. Ordered it with just onions, know what I got? A beef sandwich with just onions.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:12:37 PM EDT
[#27]
Mayonnaise is MasterRace.
Mayonnaise is Life.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:15:25 PM EDT
[#28]
I don't have a problem with mayo, but that does sound weird in conjunction with BBQ sauce.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:16:26 PM EDT
[#29]
Some of you guys think about eating jizz, a lot.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:19:55 PM EDT
[#30]
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Any kind of sandwiches aren't edible without Mayo. Most need extra mayo.
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Agree totally.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:20:23 PM EDT
[#31]
Mayonaise is delicious.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:21:08 PM EDT
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Some of you guys think about eating jizz, a lot.
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You don’t? Jealous?
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:27:40 PM EDT
[#33]
Arby's should be a bun and a shitload of roast beef.

That's it.

No more, no less
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:28:49 PM EDT
[#34]
FUCK MAYO!!!!!!

FUCK MAYO EATERS!!!!
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:31:51 PM EDT
[#35]
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FUCK MAYO!!!!!!

FUCK MAYO EATERS!!!!
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Buy some Duke's and then apologize to the condiment gods.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:46:42 PM EDT
[#36]
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Any kind of sandwiches aren't edible without Mayo. Most need extra mayo.
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True. Get some for on your fries too.

The mayo isn't the problem. It's the fake meat.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:48:27 PM EDT
[#37]
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I had Arby's for dinner tonight. Ordered it with just onions, know what I got? A beef sandwich with just onions.
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The fast food gods hate me.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 9:54:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/8/2020 10:01:47 PM EDT
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This, revolting.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 10:05:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/8/2020 10:06:20 PM EDT
[#41]
The Arby’s in my town went tits up.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 10:09:05 PM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 10:11:45 PM EDT
[#43]
Arby's doesn't care about black people
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 10:20:29 PM EDT
[#44]
Arby’s is gross anyway and Mayo is for fat people. Also gross.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 10:21:34 PM EDT
[#45]
I order the classic roast beef sandwich.  Just meat and bread.  Then I add a packet of BBQ sauce and 1-2 packets of mayo.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 10:24:11 PM EDT
[#46]
The fat in mayo waterproofs the bun so it doesn't get soggy from the meat juices.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 10:26:17 PM EDT
[#47]
Mayo is gross.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 10:31:51 PM EDT
[#48]
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Arby's should be a bun and a shitload of roast beef.

That's it.

No more, no less
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Add Arby’s sauce or Horsey sauce tho. Hard no on the mayo.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 10:32:14 PM EDT
[#49]
Oh this will be fun...fry sauce for the win.
Link Posted: 6/8/2020 10:33:00 PM EDT
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This! Mayo. Lots of mayo.
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