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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - And the number one movie in the country was called "Ass"... (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:06:02 AM EDT

and that's all it was,...for ninety minutes.

It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:08:22 AM EDT

[#1]

You like money too?

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:09:17 AM EDT

[#2]

Yeah, we should hang out.

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:09:39 AM EDT

[#3]

It’s ok scro, lots of tards lead kick ass lives

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:10:09 AM EDT

[#4]

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:12:08 AM EDT

[#5]

EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:12:17 AM EDT

[#6]

There's that fag talk again

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:14:10 AM EDT

[#7]

https://archive.org/details/Idiocracy_201507

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:14:41 AM EDT

[#8]

go away! Baitin!

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:20:01 AM EDT

[#9]

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:24:00 AM EDT

[#10]

I could really go for a Starbucks

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:24:30 AM EDT

[#11]

My ex wife was a tard, she's a pilot now.

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:25:14 AM EDT

[#12]

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Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like..

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:32:32 AM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:34:10 AM EDT

[#14]

Brawndo's got what plants crave.

Posted: 5/23/2020 2:59:31 AM EDT

[#15]

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.

Posted: 5/23/2020 6:25:09 AM EDT

[#16]

Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"

Posted: 5/23/2020 6:28:35 AM EDT

[#17]

UN-SCANABLE!!!!

Posted: 5/23/2020 6:29:33 AM EDT

[#18]

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

Posted: 5/23/2020 7:18:45 AM EDT

[#19]

The English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

Posted: 5/23/2020 7:21:05 AM EDT

[#20]

Not sure.......

Posted: 5/23/2020 7:23:36 AM EDT

[#21]

Love that movie. No go away I'm batin!

Posted: 5/23/2020 7:27:35 AM EDT

[#22]

Judge is a prophet.

Posted: 5/23/2020 7:28:15 AM EDT

[#23]

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damn... beat like a rented mule...

Posted: 5/23/2020 7:30:21 AM EDT

[#24]

It’s actually a very funny documentary.

Posted: 5/23/2020 8:06:00 AM EDT

[#25]

Posted: 5/23/2020 8:08:10 AM EDT

[#26]

"You mean, like, from the toilet?"

Posted: 5/23/2020 8:14:43 AM EDT

[#27]

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Whycome you don't got a tattoo?

Posted: 5/23/2020 8:14:43 AM EDT

[#28]

You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

Posted: 5/23/2020 8:20:21 AM EDT

[#29]

Posted: 5/23/2020 8:22:03 AM EDT

[#30]

Tit man myself.

Posted: 5/23/2020 8:24:24 AM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 5/23/2020 8:32:40 AM EDT

[#32]

Can we go family style on her

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:01:59 AM EDT

[#33]

We seem to be experimenting some techmological differences.

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:08:19 AM EDT

[#34]

Fuck you, I'm eating.

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:09:31 AM EDT

[#35]

Maybe later we can go family style on her

EDIT- beat.

I thought you’re head would be bigger

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:10:21 AM EDT

[#36]

Water? You mean like from a toilet?

ETA: Beat!

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:13:58 AM EDT

[#37]

The Dildozer.

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:19:33 AM EDT

[#38]

Go away I’m batin’

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:25:09 AM EDT

[#39]

Futtbuckers.

If you don't smoke Tarryltons, fuck you.

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:31:34 AM EDT

[#40]

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:34:26 AM EDT

[#41]

You’re in the wrong line, dumbass!

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:35:47 AM EDT

[#42]

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What are electrolytes? Do you even know?

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:41:47 AM EDT

[#43]

Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:49:09 AM EDT

[#44]

Don't worry, scro'! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded: She's a pilot now.

Posted: 5/23/2020 9:50:10 AM EDT

[#45]

I like lattes.

Posted: 5/23/2020 10:07:30 AM EDT

[#46]

Couple of us guys was wonderin’ if we could go family-style on her......

Posted: 5/23/2020 10:37:54 AM EDT

[#47]

Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.

Posted: 5/23/2020 11:00:55 AM EDT

[#48]

Why don’t you have a tattoo?

Posted: 5/23/2020 11:11:23 AM EDT

[#49]

Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

Posted: 5/23/2020 11:13:14 AM EDT

[#50]

More entertaining as a comedy.
The documentary, notsure.......

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