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Posted: 2/25/2021 9:47:18 AM EDT

American diplomats in China have claimed they were forced to take anal swab tests for coronavirus.

Washington complained the procedure was 'undignified' and told staff to decline the test if asked to take one.

Beijing has since claimed the test, mandatory for incoming travellers in some parts of China, was given 'in error', as diplomatic personnel were exempt.

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However, China today denied any knowledge of carrying out anal swab tests on US diplomats.

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To collect test samples, the swab needs to be inserted about three to five centimetres (1.2 to 2 inches) into the rectum and rotated several times.

After completing the motion twice, the swab is removed before being securely placed inside a sample container. The whole procedure is said to take about 10 seconds.

The Chinese capital began using the derriere detecting method more frequently during a mass testing drive after a nine-year-old boy tested positive for the virus last month.

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Anal swabs have been used in China to test coronavirus since last year, but the method is mainly used in key groups at quarantine centres because of its inconvenience, according to a Chinese disease control expert.

Some Chinese cities used samples taken from the anus to detect potential infections amid stepped-up screening during a spate of regional outbreaks ahead of the Lunar New Year holidays.

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Tests using anal swabs can avoid missing infections as virus traces in faecal samples or anal swabs could remain detectable for a longer time than in those from the respiratory tract, Li Tongzeng, a respiratory diseases doctor in Beijing, told state television last month.

Stool tests may also be more effective in finding infections in children and infants as their waste carries a higher viral load than adults, researchers at the Chinese University of Hong Kong said in a paper published last year.

But the accuracy and efficiency of anal swabs remain controversial among experts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9298587/China-denies-requiring-U-S-diplomats-anal-swab-tests.html

I thought the whole anal swab thing was a joke.

Posted: 2/25/2021 9:58:19 AM EDT

[#1]

[Steve Brule] Check, please! [/Steve Brule]

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:02:34 AM EDT

[#2]

I hereby volunteer to swab Halle Berry's anus. It'll be a helluva lot deeper than 1.2 to 2 inches though.

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:04:57 AM EDT

[#3]

Attached File

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:06:22 AM EDT

[#4]

Getting swabbed once probably isn’t that bad. Being the Chicom government employee forced to swab tens of thousands of asses is a shitty job.

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:06:44 AM EDT

[#5]

Back to Barack's bend-over diplomacy, I see.

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:07:54 AM EDT

[#6]

They've been sticking it in our ass for years...

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:08:49 AM EDT

[#7]

Lots of democrats will be standing in line for this test.

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:15:20 AM EDT

[#8]

There is no dignity in medicine.

None!

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:32:04 AM EDT

[#9]

Biden's diplomats. Likely enjoyed it.

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:37:46 AM EDT

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"swab"... lol

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:40:59 AM EDT

[#11]

Oh, well now that we know it was given to the diplomats in error because they are exempt everything is all better.

China is in asshoe.

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:42:43 AM EDT

[#12]

I'd let Feng Feng collect mine.

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:45:57 AM EDT

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Technically 4 inches is twice as deep, but still, it's only 4 inches brah

Posted: 2/25/2021 10:46:02 AM EDT

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They've been sticking it in our ass for years...

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And they’re just waiting to break it off next

Posted: 2/25/2021 12:08:34 PM EDT

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Technically 4 inches is twice as deep, but still, it's only 4 inches brah

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I hereby volunteer to swab Halle Berry's anus. It'll be a helluva lot deeper than 1.2 to 2 inches though.

Technically 4 inches is twice as deep, but still, it's only 4 inches brah

He will give her 8" and make it hurt. He will just fuck her twice then spank her ass.

Posted: 2/25/2021 12:12:22 PM EDT

[#16]

Diplomats don't catch covid, psh.

Posted: 2/25/2021 12:12:57 PM EDT

[#17]

Speaking of anal, April 15 is just around the corner!

Posted: 2/25/2021 12:20:26 PM EDT

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There is no dignity in medicine.

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What little you have, they remove with your first
prostate exam.

Posted: 2/25/2021 12:28:07 PM EDT

[#19]

I would've ate Taco Bell every meal for 3 days straight before the test.

Posted: 2/25/2021 12:29:22 PM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 2/25/2021 12:59:56 PM EDT

[#21]

So they bent over for China.

Posted: 2/25/2021 1:01:08 PM EDT

[#22]

Well, they bought the ticket, now they get to take the ride.

Butt fuck China anyway.

Posted: 2/25/2021 1:01:09 PM EDT

[#23]

I said

" In your ear"!

Posted: 2/25/2021 1:04:59 PM EDT

[#24]

Lulz.

Posted: 2/25/2021 1:09:07 PM EDT

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Both physically and diplomatically

Posted: 2/25/2021 1:24:03 PM EDT

[#26]

Alright, I need that as a T-shirt or something

Posted: 2/25/2021 4:48:34 PM EDT

[#27]

[Sgt. Murtaugh] Your diplomatic immunity's just been revoked!

It's about time politicians started taking it in the a$$.

Posted: 2/25/2021 5:06:41 PM EDT

[#28]

Chinese guy goes to an ophthalmologist and the doctor says, "I see your problem, you've got a cataract." The Chinese guy looks at him confusingly and says, "no, I drive a Mercedes."

Posted: 2/25/2021 5:08:56 PM EDT

[#29]

First the moon. Now China will explore Uranus.

Posted: 2/25/2021 5:17:23 PM EDT

[#30]

Attached File

Posted: 2/25/2021 5:38:38 PM EDT

[#31]

LOL at the diplomatic outrage

I'll have a Cheerwine

Posted: 2/25/2021 5:42:45 PM EDT

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Alright, I need that as a T-shirt or something

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/01/27/10/38538150-9192251-image-m-5_1611744381515.jpg

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So do you stick it on there for 5-10 seconds or 5-10 minutes?

"Enquiring minds want to know!"

Posted: 2/25/2021 5:48:07 PM EDT

[#33]

thats just shitty

Posted: 2/25/2021 5:55:47 PM EDT

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So do you stick it on there for 5-10 seconds or 5-10 minutes?

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? is the symbol for seconds.

The best part of the image is the arrow showing how to spread your ass cheeks. As if the hand might have only been for support.

Posted: 2/25/2021 5:59:19 PM EDT

[#35]

Any stray cats around you could borrow?

Posted: 2/25/2021 5:59:40 PM EDT

[#36]

Diplomats hate being the butt of jokes

Posted: 2/25/2021 6:00:06 PM EDT

[#37]

Gladly, after a night of Taco Bell, pickled eggs and Old Milwaukee beer.

Posted: 2/25/2021 6:00:32 PM EDT

[#38]

China literally shoving it up our ass.

Posted: 2/25/2021 6:00:46 PM EDT

[#39]

The final step of the test is to hold the swab under your nose.

If it smells like shit, you don’t have Covid.

Posted: 2/25/2021 6:02:31 PM EDT

[#40]

We have watched your ways and ....

Posted: 2/25/2021 6:06:35 PM EDT

[#41]

There's probably a market for that

Posted: 2/25/2021 6:11:17 PM EDT

[#42]

Idiocracy - Future Hospital Visit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmUVo0xVAqE

Posted: 2/25/2021 6:14:53 PM EDT

[#43]

I hope the video from the hidden built-in cameras is released soon.

Posted: 2/25/2021 6:15:30 PM EDT

[#44]

Getting bent over with no lube

Posted: 2/25/2021 6:17:38 PM EDT

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Attached File

Posted: 2/25/2021 6:19:12 PM EDT

[#46]

Why not if it is scientifically valid? I thought we followed the science?

Posted: 2/25/2021 6:21:30 PM EDT

[#47]

LOL....I bet they had those printed-up just before the delegation got there just to mess with them.

Posted: 2/25/2021 7:10:07 PM EDT

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Why not if it is scientifically valid? I thought we followed the science?

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I agree. Liberals are constantly saying that conservatives don't believe in science. Liberals are also constantly saying that everyone needs to trust the expert class. It's time for liberal politicians to trust the expert Chinese anus swabbing science and stop complaining.