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Posted: 1/16/2021 4:11:15 PM EDT
...the mouth breather living in the old brown house with a collection of priceless treasures and artifacts in both the front and back yard? You're just East of a ball park and gave yourself away by the two black and white Larue stickers placed prominently above your mom's front door. I've driven by your place 8,700 times and never noticed until today.

I just wanted to let you know that while I commend you on physically preparing yourself for what is to come, you can get a better sweat on if you take the exercise bike off the front porch and down to your basement lair. It'll be more efficient for working off those doritos and pizza rolls and we're due for a cold snap soon.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 4:14:22 PM EDT
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Call out thread?
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 4:26:16 PM EDT
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Dear Craigslist missed connections...
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 4:28:00 PM EDT
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...the mouth breather living in the old brown house with a collection of priceless treasures and artifacts in both the front and back yard? You're just East of a ball park and gave yourself away by the two black and white Larue stickers placed prominently above your mom's front door. I've driven by your place 8,700 times and never noticed until today.

I just wanted to let you know that while I commend you on physically preparing yourself for what is to come, you can get a better sweat on if you take the exercise bike off the front porch and down to your basement lair. It'll be more efficient for working off those doritos and pizza rolls and we're due for a cold snap soon.
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Link Posted: 1/16/2021 6:06:35 PM EDT
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I don't understand the point of this thread.  OP has a man-crush and is looking for a new "friend?"
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 6:08:23 PM EDT
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Edited 1387Delta
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 6:09:57 PM EDT
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Was there a toilet flower pot?
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 6:12:09 PM EDT
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I don't understand the point of this thread.  OP has a man-crush and is looking for a new "friend?"
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Either that or he's just an asshole.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 6:21:13 PM EDT
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...the mouth breather living in the old brown house with a collection of priceless treasures and artifacts in both the front and back yard? You're just East of a ball park and gave yourself away by the two black and white Larue stickers placed prominently above your mom's front door. I've driven by your place 8,700 times and never noticed until today.

I just wanted to let you know that while I commend you on physically preparing yourself for what is to come, you can get a better sweat on if you take the exercise bike off the front porch and down to your basement lair. It'll be more efficient for working off those doritos and pizza rolls and we're due for a cold snap soon.
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME AGAIN!!!


I CAN'T RIDE IT WITH A FLAT EXERCISE TIRE OR BUSTED HELMET STRAP YOU MORAN. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A KATANA COLLECTION BIGOT.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 6:24:43 PM EDT
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Larue stickers placed prominently above your mom's front door.

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Link Posted: 1/16/2021 6:52:11 PM EDT
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Will paper plates be involved?
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 6:53:03 PM EDT
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Dear Penthouse, I always thought these letters were bullshit...
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 6:59:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/16/2021 8:06:52 PM EDT
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Seems like the CCP is pumping them out as fast as they can! Joebama will probably put a halt to them seeing as he hates the Commies so much!
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 8:43:07 PM EDT
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Well hello neighbor....
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Either that or he's just an asshole.
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Guilty as charged. I enjoy a well-kept place.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 8:44:26 PM EDT
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Will paper plates be involved?
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Negative ghostrider,
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You like imitation crab meat, OP?
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Nahh. You got any cool train sets though?
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 8:47:09 PM EDT
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Larue stickers placed prominently above your mom's front door.





It's kind of a joke thread, but the stickers above the door are real. Apparently you must meet certain tactical and deplorable standards to enter.
Link Posted: 1/17/2021 12:02:02 AM EDT
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I didn't check the property line on the back yard but based on appearances it is a possibility.
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