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Posted: 3/31/2021 1:34:19 AM EDT
So she claims the reason I'm cold all the time is because there's an angry spirit stalking me? I told her it's because heat pumps suck. The only reason I didn't call her an idiotic cat lady is because she rates around a 6.5 (sober)

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I drive a Jeep Wrangler.
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LOL
also, this
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Bit early to be this drunk, OP.
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pics?
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Alison's Starting To Happen (Live Concert Version)
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So she claims the reason I'm cold all the time is because there's an angry spirit stalking me? I told her it's because heat pumps suck. The only reason I didn't call her an idiotic cat lady is because she rates around a 6.5 (sober)

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COLD? THIS COULD BE SOLVED BY OBTAINING A PARLOR STOVE AND STOKING IT WITH BIG COAL.
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Let me ask, do little balls of light appear around you?
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Fieroloki you back?
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For me, it's the McChicken.
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Bit early to be this drunk, OP.
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What in the methbilly hell is this?
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pics?
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Never too early to be drunk.
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Marine one is a helicopter
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So she claims the reason I'm cold all the time is because there's an angry spirit stalking me? I told her it's because heat pumps suck. The only reason I didn't call her an idiotic cat lady is because she rates around a 6.5 (sober)
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Can someone please fix the grammar on my post, I've been getting insultuous messages about my grammar. I'm too busy to deal with it, I'm baking cookies for Michelle
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Veronica > Alison

Not sure what either has to do with OP. Not sure what OP has to do with anything else, either.
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Marine one is a helicopter
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I still don't understand why people keep saying this, it's simply not true
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Hey there, Three for Free!!!!
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Can someone please fix the grammar on my post, I've been getting insultuous messages about my grammar. I'm too busy to deal with it, I'm baking cookies for Michelle
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Can someone please fix the grammar on my post, I've been getting insultuous messages about my grammar. I'm too busy to deal with it, I'm baking cookies for Michelle
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No, people are insultuous.  Messages are insultual.
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did anyone figure out WTF OP was on about?
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pics?
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Gin Blossoms - Allison Road
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Blue Wednesday - All That Jazz
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You're thinking of cucumbers.
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"Allison! I'm the man!"
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You're thinking of cucumbers.
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No, people are insultuous.  Messages are insultual.



You're thinking of cucumbers.


I have to agree with that
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That's the first thing that came to mind after reading the thread title
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Just a little sexual tension, under the guise of love.
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He stroked out. We stroked out. Shit’s all retarded.
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I managed to tie up my shoe laces today with the velcro straps and then I thought... Anyway
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SCP-8161-J (Pickle Surprise)
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Stetsasonic - Talkin' All That Jazz (Official Music Video)
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