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Posted: 2/24/2021 8:07:05 PM EDT
In case you forgot where you parked it.

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How in the hell?
Link Posted: 2/24/2021 8:09:25 PM EDT
[#2]
Just throw a shovel at it.
Link Posted: 2/24/2021 8:12:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2021 8:15:04 PM EDT
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It's what happens when the parking valets are all penguins.
Link Posted: 2/24/2021 8:16:27 PM EDT
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It's what happens when the parking valets are all penguins.
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*golf clap*
Link Posted: 2/24/2021 8:17:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2021 8:19:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/24/2021 8:32:12 PM EDT
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Photoshopped.
Link Posted: 2/24/2021 11:47:41 PM EDT
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I've actually lost my car twice
1-parked in front of sandwich shop. Forgot I drove there. Walked home and left it there all night.
2-went to court in the big city. Parking garage I always park in was full. Only time in 20+ years. I park in another garage. Come back after court and look all over the garage. I didn't leave the key in it and it was a beat up 4x4, who would steal it? I looked forever. Finally I thought "something's up" and I decide to just stop looking and think this through. I stood trying to puzzle it out and was just staring out the opening in the wall of the garage. My truck was exactly opposite from where I was standing in another parking garage across the street that looked identical and was owned by the same company. It was exactly on the same floor and same spot where I was standing in the other garage.
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And you're a lawyer, who has to keep myrad legal facts and stuff in his mind?

Wife says you're worse than she is. How many strokes have you had?
Link Posted: 2/24/2021 11:59:46 PM EDT
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It was worth a try
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Just throw a shovel at it.
It was worth a try
Is he like your evil arch nemesis brother?
Link Posted: 2/25/2021 1:54:48 AM EDT
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This is the quality content I come to GD for.
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Seems like another can of beer was given to a underage Penguin and said underage Penguin found the car keys
Link Posted: 2/25/2021 3:18:50 AM EDT
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I've actually lost my car twice
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Not the same but I came out of the mall back in the 80's and got into my lowered Dodge D50 and started the engine. I went to push in the clutch and couldn't find the pedal. This was about the same I realized there was a carpet dash pad on my dash... I didn't have a dash pad.

I was in the wrong truck. I was freaking out for a couple of seconds because I used my key to unlock and start the truck. Anyway, I quickly got out of the truck feeling super guilty and looking around for an incoming punch from the owner like some sorta car thief.  

I found my truck two spaces over behind a big truck with a camper shell.
Link Posted: 2/25/2021 4:09:33 AM EDT
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At least it wasn't the staff Yugo in the snow bank.

I do think someone did some mods to it though



Tiny Yugo goes 100mph ON ICE - SKETCHY!
Link Posted: 2/25/2021 7:18:44 AM EDT
[#17]
B/C Aimless can't fly well?
Link Posted: 2/25/2021 7:27:08 AM EDT
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Were there some gas station blades or fantasy daggers in the glove box?
Link Posted: 2/25/2021 7:30:45 AM EDT
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I've actually lost my car twice
1-parked in front of sandwich shop. Forgot I drove there. Walked home and left it there all night.
2-went to court in the big city. Parking garage I always park in was full. Only time in 20+ years. I park in another garage. Come back after court and look all over the garage. I didn't leave the key in it and it was a beat up 4x4, who would steal it? I looked forever. Finally I thought "something's up" and I decide to just stop looking and think this through. I stood trying to puzzle it out and was just staring out the opening in the wall of the garage. My truck was exactly opposite from where I was standing in another parking garage across the street that looked identical and was owned by the same company. It was exactly on the same floor and same spot where I was standing in the other garage.
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Did you have a goldfish in a bag?

Pretty sure #2 is a Seinfeld episode.
Link Posted: 2/25/2021 6:39:36 PM EDT
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Not the same but I came out of the mall back in the 80's and got into my lowered Dodge D50 and started the engine. I went to push in the clutch and couldn't find the pedal. This was about the same I realized there was a carpet dash pad on my dash... I didn't have a dash pad.

I was in the wrong truck. I was freaking out for a couple of seconds because I used my key to unlock and start the truck. Anyway, I quickly got out of the truck feeling super guilty and looking around for an incoming punch from the owner like some sorta car thief.  

I found my truck two spaces over behind a big truck with a camper shell.
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I've walked up to cars that look much like mine and tried to enter. I couldn't figure out why the **BEEP BEEP** from my car alarm sounded like it was across the lot.

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