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Posted: 3/12/2022 10:46:04 PM EDT
You look out the window and SEE THIS!


Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:47:18 PM EDT
[#1]
You wear outside?
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:49:11 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:49:12 PM EDT
[#3]
"__vid 1" will get em
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:49:43 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:49:52 PM EDT
[#5]
Clearly, the hallucinogenic toad venom I smoked earlier is working.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:50:19 PM EDT
[#6]
Lay down and go to sleep... Deal with it in the morning.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:52:54 PM EDT
[#7]
"Thank the good lord, finally" would be my response.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:54:32 PM EDT
[#8]
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Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:55:35 PM EDT
[#9]
Psalm 23 seems like a good passage to recite right about then.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:55:45 PM EDT
[#10]
A classic!
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:56:14 PM EDT
[#11]
Picked a bad time to visit Eastern Europe.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:56:23 PM EDT
[#12]
Ha!  Don't have to pay my taxes this year!
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:57:55 PM EDT
[#13]
Close the curtains and go to sleep.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:59:47 PM EDT
[#14]
Hope they're vaccinated.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 10:59:53 PM EDT
[#15]
Close the curtains and hope this does not bother the dogs.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:00:26 PM EDT
[#16]
So someone is projecting a movie onto the side of your neighbors? Why didn’t they invite you?
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:06:00 PM EDT
[#17]
“Fuckin’ sick!”
Then get in bed.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:10:17 PM EDT
[#18]
rub my eyes and turn the tv off, then go to bed.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:12:17 PM EDT
[#19]
Take a leak and go to bed
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:14:11 PM EDT
[#20]
don my battle rattle,nods/thermal and grab my rifles and head out the door to valhalla
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:16:29 PM EDT
[#21]
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Hope they're vaccinated.
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I don't like spoiling stuff but no they're not vaccinated.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:16:43 PM EDT
[#22]
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Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:17:37 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:19:02 PM EDT
[#24]
Clearly their shield is dome-shaped, an ied detonated when they were above it would take care of 'em.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:20:39 PM EDT
[#25]
Damn neighbor is watching War of the Worlds again and left his drapes open.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:23:55 PM EDT
[#26]
I grab my mirror rifle and get ready to detonate the pre-placed Tannerite perimeter defenses to ward off the invading ass-probers.

Pretty much the standard response whether it's aliens, Russians, or solicitors.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:27:18 PM EDT
[#27]
go inside and go to bed.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:28:03 PM EDT
[#28]
What round for space ships and unknown alien beings as my ass is exit only, there will be no anal probing mother fuckers.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:29:04 PM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:30:36 PM EDT
[#30]
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Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:37:50 PM EDT
[#31]
Lay back down on my aluminum foil pillow case.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:40:09 PM EDT
[#32]
Aliens wanting to raise your property taxes. Back to sleep.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:41:43 PM EDT
[#33]
Cough and sneeze on them, take my new spaceship for a drive in the morning.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:43:15 PM EDT
[#34]
.
thats the hazard in living next to the drive-in
.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:49:47 PM EDT
[#35]
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My first thought, as well.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:51:13 PM EDT
[#36]
COVID will kill them, be patient.
Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:53:30 PM EDT
[#37]
I rememeber seeing that movie when I was little, did not sleep for a month....

Link Posted: 3/12/2022 11:55:31 PM EDT
[#38]
Call the local taxidermist and tell him I will be coming over with something special real soon.

Link Posted: 3/13/2022 12:01:56 AM EDT
[#39]
Go back to bed.
COVID will get those bastards.
Link Posted: 3/13/2022 12:05:55 AM EDT
[#40]
Shot one down, drag et out and figure out which hole is for..........

I mean, go to bed.
Link Posted: 3/13/2022 12:13:33 AM EDT
[#41]
Sneeze in their general direction and have one more beer.
Link Posted: 3/13/2022 12:14:54 AM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 3/13/2022 12:21:15 AM EDT
[#43]
At a time like that, I'd have to take a moment to reflect on my life, and how I'd like to be remembered.
You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit.
Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut.
Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."
Link Posted: 3/13/2022 12:26:37 AM EDT
[#44]
Undocumented Flying Objects
Link Posted: 3/13/2022 12:31:52 AM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 3/13/2022 1:01:14 AM EDT
[#46]
Break out the Big Pot and start chopping the holy trinity
Link Posted: 3/13/2022 1:09:42 AM EDT
[#47]
Ask my self WWUD

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Link Posted: 3/13/2022 1:13:55 AM EDT
[#48]
Post a what round for Aliens ? 9mm or 45 ACP on ARFCOM and go to bed. Review results in the morning
Link Posted: 3/13/2022 1:17:48 AM EDT
[#49]
Meh then get in bed
Link Posted: 3/13/2022 1:23:12 AM EDT
[#50]
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They're not.  Wait them out.
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