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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:09:50 PM EDT
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Thank you for reminding me why im so happy to remain child-free.
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I'm not above that.
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We need pics of fammyman's Mom.  i dont know if i have any lol let me looknope trust me though bro the only way you would do my mom is as a revenge fuck  i asked her one time why she wore pads instead of tampons ? her reponse was after having me she would have to use half a box at a time 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:13:34 PM EDT
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Thank you for reminding me why im so happy to remain child-free.  anytime what are friends for
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:14:39 PM EDT
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would you if you had the chance screw your buddies milf ? in before the poll 
ETA because everything has to be spelled out........................ at an age where you were not doin a fossil would you ? Well then... Sure we would. Why would even ask. 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:15:50 PM EDT
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would you if you had the chance screw your buddies milf ? in before the poll
ETA because everything has to be spelled out........................ at an age where you were not doin a fossil would you ? Well then... Sure we would. Why would even ask. because i was told in another thread it was wrong and jerry springer to do so. so the afrcom way i presented it to gd for a more acceptable answer
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:16:37 PM EDT
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Sure. I've got no morals.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:18:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: About 25 - 30 years ago. They're all in their 70's now ... Same here. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:21:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: And that's coming from a pretty big deviant with poor boundaries, no concrete sense of "morals", and serious daddy issues. You paint a very intering picture with that sentence. I think I've known a few women like that., two that scared the hell out of me and a third that I couldnt get enough of. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:21:59 PM EDT
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Did that in 1975 with a friend's Mom and she even paid for the No-Tell-Motel room. I always get a chuckle from the MILF threads. Younger guys act like it is something new. Sorry to break it to you but it has been going on since time immortal. It was just much more descrete....and enjoyable.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:31:20 PM EDT
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That's funny, I've said I like Marines because I don't usually scare them. Seeing as you haven't been active duty in a while tho..... Tell ya what, I'll let you bring a friend if it makes it less scary for you.
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And that's coming from a pretty big deviant with poor boundaries, no concrete sense of "morals", and serious daddy issues. You paint a very intering picture with that sentence. I think I've known a few women like that., two that scared the hell out of me and a third that I couldnt get enough of. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:32:17 PM EDT
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That's funny, I've said I like Marines because I don't usually scare them. Seeing as you haven't been active duty in a while tho..... Tell ya what, I'll let you bring a friend if it makes it less scary for you. Quoted:
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And that's coming from a pretty big deviant with poor boundaries, no concrete sense of "morals", and serious daddy issues. You paint a very intering picture with that sentence. I think I've known a few women like that., two that scared the hell out of me and a third that I couldnt get enough of.  dood ur triple double ghey if you dont
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:53:37 PM EDT
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When I was a teenager ..... sure .
Growing up I had a neighbor/friend who's mother was in her early 30's when we were 15-16 . Looking back I can say without a doubt that she intentionally dressed , moved and said things to drive a teenage boy insane . If she wasn't in a bikini it was mini skirt . Or better yet she frequently had to walk around inside the house in a towel that showed cleavage at both ends . As far as I know she never took it any further then teasing the three of us that were friends with her son , but she sure as hell took it close to the edge way too many times for it to be just our imagination . So yeah . If she offered it up I would have jumped 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:54:37 PM EDT
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No. 1) I'm married 2) All my buddies are at least 40 years old so the GILFs are at least 60 and many are 70+. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 4:56:52 PM EDT
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I meant scared in a good way it was fun trying to keep up..... I loved going along for the ride (No sexual undertones intended) The were generally some of the most entertaining fun people I've known. I dont think you would see my imaginary friends if I brought them however. Would my other personalities work instead?
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:02:01 PM EDT
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Imaginary friends, eh? How did you know mental illness is a turn on for me? Have you been talking to echofivekilo (or any of his "voices")?
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I meant scared in a good way it was fun trying to keep up..... I loved going along for the ride (No sexual undertones intended) The were generally some of the most entertaining fun people I've known. I dont think you would see my imaginary friends if I brought them however. Would my other personalities work instead? Quoted:
That's funny, I've said I like Marines because I don't usually scare them. Seeing as you haven't been active duty in a while tho..... Tell ya what, I'll let you bring a friend if it makes it less scary for you. Quoted:
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And that's coming from a pretty big deviant with poor boundaries, no concrete sense of "morals", and serious daddy issues. You paint a very intering picture with that sentence. I think I've known a few women like that., two that scared the hell out of me and a third that I couldnt get enough of. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:04:07 PM EDT
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Yes then I would give her a jelly doughnut.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:05:06 PM EDT
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Yes then I would give her a jelly doughnut. whats that 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:08:00 PM EDT
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How about the GF's mom?
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:09:47 PM EDT
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How about the GF's mom?
ha ha my ex wife was pissed cause i told her i would do her mom if i could lol |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:13:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: Damn Try to scare them off they call your bluff....................I like that.Imaginary friends, eh? How did you know mental illness is a turn on for me? Have you been talking to echofivekilo (or any of his "voices")? |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:27:24 PM EDT
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Yes then I would give her a jelly doughnut. whats that urban dictionary |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:29:36 PM EDT
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No. 1) I'm married 2) All my buddies are at least 40 years old so the GILFs are at least 60 and many are 70+. This. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:30:50 PM EDT
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No. 1) I'm married 2) All my buddies are at least 40 years old so the GILFs are at least 60 and many are 70+. This. Fuck I just wasted post no. 4000 there. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:32:46 PM EDT
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Back in high school I would have knocked the bottom out of a couple of my friend's moms.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:33:11 PM EDT
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Oh yea. Few years ago I was at my buddies place, keep in mind I have only met his mom once back in HS. There was a picture on the refrigerator. "Hey who is this hot chick with you and your sister."
"Dude, thats my mom." 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:34:17 PM EDT
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fammyman's had a few too many?
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:35:14 PM EDT
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fammyman's had a few too many? negative sir fammy has had none since yesterday morning
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:39:21 PM EDT
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would you if you had the chance screw your buddies milf ? in before the poll
ETA because everything has to be spelled out........................ at an age where you were not doin a fossil would you ? Define fossil ? |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:41:00 PM EDT
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would you if you had the chance screw your buddies milf ? in before the poll
ETA because everything has to be spelled out........................ at an age where you were not doin a fossil would you ? Define fossil ?  your definition of fossil that was added for everone saying uh well shes too old now
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:50:10 PM EDT
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Thanks for the clarification.
Can you move one vote from yes to no for me please. 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:52:48 PM EDT
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Thanks for the clarification.
Can you move one vote from yes to no for me please. i think your confused |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 5:59:31 PM EDT
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Damn Try to scare them off they call your bluff....................I like that.
Imaginary friends, eh? How did you know mental illness is a turn on for me? Have you been talking to echofivekilo (or any of his "voices")? You, my friend, have obviously not checked out my "men in uniform" thread or my BOTD thread or you would know that I fear one thing: boredom. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:01:57 PM EDT
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This guy is weird.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:04:34 PM EDT
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NO, not into making clouds of dust. Necrophellia isn't my thing.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:06:56 PM EDT
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This guy is weird. from you
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:18:59 PM EDT
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would you do your buddies mom
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:21:48 PM EDT
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Stay away from my momma, Fammyman!
You move, dude? |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:24:00 PM EDT
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would you do your buddies mom Probably not. i did thats why this thread exist |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:24:32 PM EDT
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Stay away from my momma, Fammyman! You move, dude? yeah back in iowa but i can visit 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:33:40 PM EDT
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This thread has some good laughs in it.
Thanks man, and good work. Does he know yet? |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:37:05 PM EDT
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This thread has some good laughs in it. Thanks man, and good work. Does he know yet? yeah i was a young pup when i did it he was pissed. it took quite a few mutual friends to keep him from trying to kick my ass when he found out |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:40:32 PM EDT
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Well, I'm in my mid 30's so I'm guessing all my buddies mothers are well into their 60's.. so I'll have to pass. |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:45:06 PM EDT
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This guy is weird. Hmmm... That really means something coming from you...
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:48:28 PM EDT
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would you do your buddies mom
Probably not.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:48:28 PM EDT
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This guy is weird. Hmmm... That really means something coming from you... im a wa native
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:48:58 PM EDT
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Quoted: I wouldn't go near a girlfriend's dad, even if he was super hot. That's just messed up. And that's coming from a pretty big deviant with poor boundaries, no concrete sense of "morals", and serious daddy issues. You're just my type of gal |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:51:22 PM EDT
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I wouldn't go near a girlfriend's dad, even if he was super hot. That's just messed up. And that's coming from a pretty big deviant with poor boundaries, no concrete sense of "morals", and serious daddy issues. You're just my type of gal
anyone is your type of gal 
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:52:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: I ain't picky Quoted: Quoted: I wouldn't go near a girlfriend's dad, even if he was super hot. That's just messed up. And that's coming from a pretty big deviant with poor boundaries, no concrete sense of "morals", and serious daddy issues. You're just my type of gal anyone is your type of gal |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:53:05 PM EDT
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He calls her mom, I call it p***y.
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:53:35 PM EDT
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i would do you mom...
and in before the pit again |
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Posted: 9/9/2010 6:54:31 PM EDT
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I wouldn't go near a girlfriend's dad, even if he was super hot. That's just messed up. And that's coming from a pretty big deviant with poor boundaries, no concrete sense of "morals", and serious daddy issues. You're just my type of gal
anyone is your type of gal
me either at the moment |
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