Quoted: local cops are usually looking for the bigger fish...
state cops are assholes!!
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Heard this one the first day of the police academy. Never will forget it.
So these two troopers come up on a fatality. The driver is a woman, is ejected, and as she passes through the windshield, she is stripped of her clothes.
The troopers go up to the body, which would have previously qualified as "hot", and one places his hat over her crotch, the other over her breast as a matter of respect. They then begin to work the scene.
A few minutes goes by and local law shows up. The cop walks around, seemingly a little lost, then makes his way over to the body. The troopers watch as he uncovers one hat and says "huh", uncovers the other hat and says "huh".
The troopers look at each other like WTF?, but let it go. Maybe it's just his first fatality.
A few minutes go by and the troopers see the local cop go back over to the body, uncover one hat and say "huh", uncover the other hat and say "huh".
They then say to each other what bullshit this was and that if he did it again they would say something to him.
Well, a few minutes go by and the troopers see the local cop go back over to the body, uncover one hat and say "huh", uncover the other hat and say "huh".
Enough was enough, especially now that media was arriving. One trooper called the local cop over and calls him on his actions.
"What the hell are you doing?"
The local cop answers,"Sorry, it's just a first for me."
The other trooper asks, "What's a first for you?"
The local cop answers, "It's the first time I've ever looked under a trooper's hat and not seen a dick!"