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Posted: 12/28/2006 8:04:00 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:

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How can you complain about anything when watching porn with grams. That is the grossest thing I have heard in a while.

Maybe she was a pile of ashes in a vase sitting next to him.

P.S. Dont' use her as lube. The teeth don't burn all the way!!!

oh HELL no....

or

oh-no-you-DIT-ant!!!! ( while waving finger)

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:04:32 PM EDT

[#2]

It's threads like this that make Arfcom the bet site on the net, bar none.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:04:52 PM EDT

[#3]

This thread disturbs the hell out of me.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:05:17 PM EDT

[#4]

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img225.imageshack.us/img225/2267/masqq9.jpg

HOLY SHIT!!!

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:05:20 PM EDT

[#5]

LMAO

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:05:36 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:06:23 PM EDT

[#7]

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This thread disturbs the hell out of me.

says the guy with the cockmongler avatar.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:07:17 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
How can you complain about anything when watching porn with grams. That is the grossest thing I have heard in a while.

Maybe she was a pile of ashes in a vase sitting next to him.

P.S. Dont' use her as lube. The teeth don't burn all the way!!!

Yarrr!

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:07:33 PM EDT

[#9]

I know I'm about 3 pages too late with this but did I read HE WAS WATCHING PORN WITH HIS GRANDMA!!!!!???????\

HOLY WHAT THE FUCK...

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:09:16 PM EDT

[#10]

This deserves an old school tag.

There has to be more to this story. I really hope it's not that he forgot to log out.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:09:48 PM EDT

[#11]

So where was Grandpa? In the other room with the hookers and blow?

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:09:58 PM EDT

[#12]

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img225.imageshack.us/img225/2267/masqq9.jpg

Chuckle. Not Easy, indeed.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:10:13 PM EDT

[#13]

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This thread disturbs the hell out of me.

Which is amazing coming from someone who spends time on 4chan.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:10:19 PM EDT

[#14]

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So last week, me and grandma were sitting on the couch looking for something to watch on pay per view when I suggest one of those adult movies.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:12:24 PM EDT

[#15]

Porn with Grandma...Nice he
So now they spit. Can't remember why, I think it was because of STD's or condom failures.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:13:35 PM EDT

[#16]

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LOL. INTERNET HISTORY IS BEING MADE!

And we are here to witness it. Remember where you were, and what you were doing, on this day, the day we read of watching porn with Grandma.

Although i am fully cogent of the likely fact that this was a euphamism for his elderly wife, I am having FAR much more fun with the other angle. Jeebus. Watchin' some porn with Grandma. Just what in the blue fuck.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:15:28 PM EDT

[#17]

grandma? ....ugh

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:17:34 PM EDT

[#18]

wow

Rustyone is probably creating a new account as we speak.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:17:52 PM EDT

[#19]

I am wieping away tears from my eyes!

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:18:17 PM EDT

[#20]

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You watch porn with your grandma?

Or did I read that wrong?

Wow . Just wow.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:19:04 PM EDT

[#21]

So who's going to use it for a sig line? You know somebody is.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:19:14 PM EDT

[#22]

Tag,

To watch the on-coming high speed back pedal.

BTW, you don't start shit like this and log off.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:21:27 PM EDT

[#23]

Maybe he meant he was watching a porno that had his Grandma in it.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:22:43 PM EDT

[#24]

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wow

Rustyone is probably creating a new account as we speak.

LOL

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:22:55 PM EDT

[#25]

Talk about your all-time thread backfires.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:23:56 PM EDT

[#26]

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Maybe he meant he was watching a porno that had his Grandma in it.

And this is better, how, exactly??? yick.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:24:47 PM EDT

[#27]

spitting is nasty, if I tried that with the wife all I would see is red, from the blood coming down my chin....

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:25:12 PM EDT

[#28]

Wow, this thread is a fucking LOLocaust.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:27:06 PM EDT

[#29]

It had to be a gag...nobody's that stupid

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:27:43 PM EDT

[#30]

this ranks up there with the guy that was showing off his wallpaper and forgot to take the shemale folder off his desktop.
link to forum thread and picture

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:28:24 PM EDT

[#31]

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...To watch the on-coming high speed back pedal...

Well we can't have that, can we?

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Until last week the last xxx porn movie I watched was with a bunch of buddies at a bachelors party back in 86. So last week, me and grandma were sitting on the couch looking for something to watch on pay per view when I suggest one of those adult movies. Biggest piece of shit I've ever seen on the tube! I cut it off about half way through, but here's my question to you afficiandos. What the hell is with the spitting? Dude has a half mast so the first thing he does is hack one on the poor girl for lubricant. I watched for about 45 minutes and I stopped counting at 4 or 5 luggies these guys hocked up. I wanted to puke!

You younger guys....Is this the new turn on for the 2000's You guys spitting on your lady?

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:29:36 PM EDT

[#32]

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this ranks up there with the guy that was showing off his wallpaper and forgot to take the shemale folder off his desktop.
link to forum thread and picture

Well shit, the guys sigline is "Nice tits...if only you had a cock."

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:30:28 PM EDT

[#33]

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this ranks up there with the guy that was showing off his wallpaper and forgot to take the shemale folder off his desktop.
link to forum thread and picture

Or the time someone posted on here that they had a dream about having sex with their dad.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:31:24 PM EDT

[#34]

Hey staff - any new account registrations just now, with a familiar IP address?

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:34:22 PM EDT

[#35]

I was looking forward to a thread discussing porn

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:34:37 PM EDT

[#36]

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Quoted:
this ranks up there with the guy that was showing off his wallpaper and forgot to take the shemale folder off his desktop.
link to forum thread and picture

Or the time someone posted on here that they had a dream about having sex with their dad.

WHAT!?

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:35:43 PM EDT

[#37]

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this ranks up there with the guy that was showing off his wallpaper and forgot to take the shemale folder off his desktop.
link to forum thread and picture

Or the time someone posted on here that they had a dream about having sex with their dad.

WHAT!?

Oh yeah, it was bad. If I remember right he was asking what ARFCOM thought it meant.

Another funny one was the gay backrub at the church picnic.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:39:14 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
this ranks up there with the guy that was showing off his wallpaper and forgot to take the shemale folder off his desktop.
link to forum thread and picture

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:40:48 PM EDT

[#39]

What. The. Fuck. Going over to grandma's for some oatmeal cookies is normal. Going over to grandma's to sit on the couch and take in some hardcore porn is so far beyond fucked you'd have to spend half a day on a plane to get there...

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:42:07 PM EDT

[#40]

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Until last week the last xxx porn movie I watched was with a bunch of buddies at a bachelors party back in 86. So last week, me and grandma were sitting on the couch looking for something to watch on pay per view when I suggest one of those adult movies. Biggest piece of shit I've ever seen on the tube! I cut it off about half way through, but here's my question to you afficiandos. What the hell is with the spitting? Dude has a half mast so the first thing he does is hack one on the poor girl for lubricant. I watched for about 45 minutes and I stopped counting at 4 or 5 luggies these guys hocked up. I wanted to puke!

You younger guys....Is this the new turn on for the 2000's You guys spitting on your lady?

[Bubba The Love Sponge]That right there is ARFCOM Solid Gold![/Bubba The Love Sponge]

You and Grandma, huh? That's hot.

I don't want to know what you'd do with your Aunt Betty.

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:43:55 PM EDT

[#41]

grandma?!?!?!?!?!?!

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:44:26 PM EDT

[#42]

he probably means his wife? because I often hear older white men call their wife "mother"

he's probably a grandpa himself?

his last time was over 20 years ago back in 1986, so he very well could be a grandpa by now?

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:45:02 PM EDT

[#43]

holy christ..that is some fuuuuucked upppp shiiiiiit!

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:45:35 PM EDT

[#44]

tag

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:48:10 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
this ranks up there with the guy that was showing off his wallpaper and forgot to take the shemale folder off his desktop.
link to forum thread and picture

LOL i'd never seen this before!

Posted: 12/28/2006 8:48:19 PM EDT

[#46]

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he probably means his wife? because I often hear older white men call their wife "mother"

he's probably a grandpa himself?

his last time was over 20 years ago back in 1986, so he very well could be a grandpa by now?

Yeah, my grandpa used to call my grandma "mom". I thought it was odd though.