This happened 20 years ago, but here it goes. Went to a party 30 miles from home with my older brother who was in college at the time, also were 2 of my buddies who tagged along. All of us except my brother were underage, but back then alcohol was as easy to get for a teenager as a hamburger. Each of us had our own poison, and this one dude brings not one but two bottles of MD 20/20. This party is mostly older people than my group, college students, & young adults. Its at about a 3000 sq. ft. home that is super nice with great furnishings, tastefully decorated, etc. Well it turns out that after about 30 minutes my friend has already drank both bottles of Mad Dog, and says he needs something else to drink. He gets up, turns over a huge bowl of popcorn on the carpet, and staggers toward a staircase. Sitting at the top of the staircase about 4 feet away is a HUGE grandfather clock, and guess what he tries to grab. Just luckily my other friend was coming up the stairs and caught the clock as it started to fall. Well we see how drunk he is, so we take him outside and put him in the car. (My brother just happened to borrow my parents 3 month old Ford Thunderbird that night) He is still coherent, says he just dizzy. We leave him in the car with the window rolled down, telling him if he gets sick to hang his head out or open the door and get out. We check on him every 20 minutes or so, and after about the 4th check we go outside and he doesn't answer us. I open the passenger side door, his head hits the concrete curb HARD. He has passed out and has puked everywhere inside this new fine ride. His glasses were covered in puke about 2 inches deep on the carpet. The door handles have grooves that are level with puke. The little seat belt box that the webbing rolls up into has puke in it. The dash is covered with puke, the windshield has puke on it. We get him out, stand him up, but he will not wake up. We got towels and sponged up as much as we could, then we decided to put his ass in the trunk for the ride home. We took money out of his wallet and headed to a quarter wash. We first took a hose and washed his upper body off while he hung limp like a corpse half out the trunk, his head hanging down past the bumper to the ground. We vacuumed, and vacuumed about $6.00 worth. We stopped at quick shop and bought Lysol spray and sprayed in the car. (It didn't work, believe me). When we got to his mom's house , we opened the trunk and this time he woke up. We helped him get to the door, got out his key and opened the door. I asked him "what are you gonna do?" He replies I'm going upstairs straight to bed. As I carefully eased the door shut, I heard him pass out and hit the floor. I took off running back to the car and we sped home. The next morning at 6:30 am his mother calls my mother, the cats out of the bag. What was really bad was when my Dad went to drive car for Janice Sunday afternoon ride, and it has been 90 degrees all day while sitting in the sun. I'm hunkered down in my room while he goes to get in the car, he opens the door & after about 6 seconds he SLAMS it with all his might. Guess you know what happens then, I get an ass beating like no 17 year old has ever had.