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Posted: 9/6/2013 6:56:03 AM EDT
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My wife did that to me, I did not find it funny  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him. Neither did he. He really hated it when I'd lean over his shoulder and hose down his corn flakes. I finally had to quit when he threatened to piss on me. |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 6:56:24 AM EDT
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It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him. Careful, Payback could be messy. 
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Posted: 9/6/2013 6:57:56 AM EDT
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Neither did mine. He really hated it when I'd lean over his shoulder and hose down his corn flakes. I finally had to quit when he threatened to piss on me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him. Neither did mine. He really hated it when I'd lean over his shoulder and hose down his corn flakes. I finally had to quit when he threatened to piss on me. So, aaah......he established dominance? 
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:00:10 AM EDT
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It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him. I tasted my wife's (now exwife) milk by accident. It squirted me in the face when I gave her an orgasm. She was on top. How awesome is that? Or is that TMI?
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:00:14 AM EDT
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no. fucking. pics.
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:01:34 AM EDT
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Neither did he. He really hated it when I'd lean over his shoulder and hose down his corn flakes. I finally had to quit when he threatened to piss on me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him. Neither did he. He really hated it when I'd lean over his shoulder and hose down his corn flakes. I finally had to quit when he threatened to piss on me. 
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:02:16 AM EDT
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It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him. LMAO!!! OP, tell her to take some fenugreek... ALL of her will taste like maple syrup. Not kidding. |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:02:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:02:42 AM EDT
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So, aaah......he established dominance? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him. Neither did mine. He really hated it when I'd lean over his shoulder and hose down his corn flakes. I finally had to quit when he threatened to piss on me. So, aaah......he established dominance? Not really. It's just not smart for a woman to get in a literal pissing contest with a man. Never fight the other guy's fight, you know. |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:03:19 AM EDT
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I tasted my wife's (now exwife) milk by accident. It squirted me in the face when I gave her an orgasm. She was on top. How awesome is that? Or is that TMI? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him. I tasted my wife's (now exwife) milk by accident. It squirted me in the face when I gave her an orgasm. She was on top. How awesome is that? Or is that TMI? Just a small detail........if she was on top it sounds like she gave herself an orgasm.
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:03:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:03:34 AM EDT
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Right from the tap. I love my wife  Starving your own children hunh? 
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:03:44 AM EDT
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I thought it was good. Sweet. That might be because my wife is hot though. LOL!
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:08:11 AM EDT
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At first I thought it seemed strange but now I think it's probably stranger that we drink milk from cows...
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:12:50 AM EDT
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I consider myself a boob man. Like maybe THE boob man of ALL boob men.
However, no way no how do I ever want to partake in that. Infants don't know any better and need the nourishment. I know better and get my nourishment elsewhere. Yuck. |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:13:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: To say you feel nauseous means you cause nausea in others Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Just the smell of the stuff makes me feel nauseous. nauseated Fail From Merriam-Webster  " /> |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:16:30 AM EDT
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Wife is producing colostrum right now and asked me to try it no way in fuckI think this is what most guys who've tried it and hated it wound up drinking. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:18:41 AM EDT
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I think this is what most guys who've tried it and hated it wound up drinking. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wife is producing colostrum right now and asked me to try it no way in fuckI think this is what most guys who've tried it and hated it wound up drinking. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Also, the foremilk that comes out first is the thin, more watery stuff. Get after that for a while and you'll start to get the hindmilk which is thick and creamy and probably more appealing. |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:19:49 AM EDT
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sweet like a thin milkshake .. Aren't milkshakes, you know, COLD? |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:20:41 AM EDT
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It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him.
It is these rare moments hen I really like you. 
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:23:52 AM EDT
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if nothing else, it comes in one (well two) of the greatest containers ever made.
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:24:55 AM EDT
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These are the same men who taste their own semen when no one is looking.
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:26:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:27:46 AM EDT
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sweet like a thin milkshake .. With a slight cantaloupe aftertaste. Oh how I miss it. 
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:28:56 AM EDT
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It is a very poor substitute for half-and-half in coffee.
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:29:45 AM EDT
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It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him. I'd be latched on and chugging that before she could fire a second volley. |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:30:06 AM EDT
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Sure I tried it, both our kids were breast feed for the first year and it would be nearly impossible to not have tasted it in those two years. I can't vote in your poll because you don't have an appropriate choice. It wasn't awesome and it wasn't terrible...it's not something I would drink because "it's awesome" but I wouldn't avoid it either because "it's terrible". There should be an options "Yes I've tried it and it tasted like breast milk".
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:31:22 AM EDT
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. It squirted me in the face when I gave her an orgasm. Oh goodness, brings back fond, soaked memories.
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:32:44 AM EDT
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Probably eats placenta, too.
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:34:16 AM EDT
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Wife was making hamburger helper one night, opened up the carton of milk to find it had gone bad... What to do? She looked around the frig and found a baggie of breast milk she had pumped earlier in the day... Told me about it later after I had eaten my second helping. Swear to freaking God...
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:39:11 AM EDT
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Wife was making hamburger helper one night, opened up the carton of milk to find it had gone bad... What to do? She looked around the frig and found a baggie of breast milk she had pumped earlier in the day... Told me about it later after I had eaten my second helping. Swear to freaking God...
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:41:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Just the smell of the stuff makes me feel nauseous. nauseated Fail From Merriam-Webster http://<a href=http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y403/sambram1/Capture_zps7a477c40.png" /> Common usage slowly taking the actual definintion away...  I will fight the good fight until the end brother
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:45:39 AM EDT
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Also, the foremilk that comes out first is the thin, more watery stuff. Get after that for a while and you'll start to get the hindmilk which is thick and creamy and probably more appealing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wife is producing colostrum right now and asked me to try it no way in fuckI think this is what most guys who've tried it and hated it wound up drinking. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Also, the foremilk that comes out first is the thin, more watery stuff. Get after that for a while and you'll start to get the hindmilk which is thick and creamy and probably more appealing. It all tastes good until she starts weaning. Colostrum is super rich in vitamins and tastes fantastic, but I believe it is somewhat limited and very important for baby. Breast feeding must have been invented by a marketing genius: fantastic product with even more fantastic packaging. |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:46:28 AM EDT
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Oh goodness, brings back fond, soaked memories. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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. It squirted me in the face when I gave her an orgasm. Oh goodness, brings back fond, soaked memories. Yup, thinking about the first time that happened the whole time I've been reading this thread. ETA not sure you can live with a new mom without getting sprayed, unintentionally or not. |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:46:48 AM EDT
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Wife was making hamburger helper one night, opened up the carton of milk to find it had gone bad... What to do? She looked around the frig and found a baggie of breast milk she had pumped earlier in the day... Told me about it later after I had eaten my second helping. Swear to freaking God... 
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:47:43 AM EDT
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Just the smell of the stuff makes me feel nauseous. nauseated Fail From Merriam-Webster http://<a href=http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y403/sambram1/Capture_zps7a477c40.png" /> How dare you break out the dictionary in GD. Have you not learned that GD is far more intelligent and all knowing? 
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:48:11 AM EDT
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The darker the berry the sweeter the juice
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:49:10 AM EDT
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It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him. You got a sister 
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:50:00 AM EDT
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Poll fail. Needs more "No"
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:51:17 AM EDT
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makes the wife horny as hell too, not that I have every done that, over and over and over and over again
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Posted: 9/6/2013 7:56:42 AM EDT
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Occasionally there is a physiological and proper need for such actions.
Mostly it's just a fun excuse to play with the boobies. Absolutely...on both points. If your wife is in pain from being engorged with milk sometimes she needs your help. Apparently expressing milk with a breast pump hurts sometimes. If she uses a hot towel to let her milk down that milk has to go somewhere, otherwise she is in agony. Get over it and help her out. Don't knock it till you try it. It's pretty good in coffee too... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 8:00:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: LMAO!!! OP, tell her to take some fenugreek... ALL of her will taste like maple syrup. Not kidding. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him. LMAO!!! OP, tell her to take some fenugreek... ALL of her will taste like maple syrup. Not kidding. See... sometimes there are these little gems ladies post on here that I am soooooo glad I read. FWIW, breastmilk is definitely "good eats". |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 8:01:25 AM EDT
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It's more fun to sneak one out when he's not watching and spray him. My wife did that to me. She said "I bet I could hit you from here". Ha, no way. She was right. |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 8:01:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2013 8:13:52 AM EDT
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From the tap? No, I haven't.
I have tasted it from a bottle though. I would think that any mildly curious man would. It does taste sweet though. |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 8:14:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2013 8:20:08 AM EDT
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Wife was making hamburger helper one night, opened up the carton of milk to find it had gone bad... What to do? She looked around the frig and found a baggie of breast milk she had pumped earlier in the day... Told me about it later after I had eaten my second helping. Swear to freaking God... Post of the day right here!!!
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Posted: 9/6/2013 8:25:28 AM EDT
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this thread delivers
as a young buck i feel like my eyes have been opened to a whole new world!
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Posted: 9/6/2013 8:30:17 AM EDT
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These are the same men who taste their own semen when no one is looking. What the fuck? Let me ask you this, if I have my own semen present, why would anyone be around to be looking or not? "Hey look, Batman!"...***slurp***... |
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Posted: 9/6/2013 8:31:38 AM EDT
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I always thought I'd give it a try, but after I smelled it on my son's breath I kinda lost my appetite.
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