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Posted: 5/9/2002 10:02:42 PM EDT
[#1]
Hmmm,
Mags, do you like movies about gladiators? What a wanker. Quit using a corn cob to wipe. (There's a new invention called Toilet Paper, but you'll have to go to the big city to get it.) You'll be in a better mood once the irritation goes away. This new member has personally found most folks here friendly and helpful. |
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Posted: 5/9/2002 10:08:42 PM EDT
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I can't believe I'm getting here this late ! Two pages! I want to kick some whiner ass! Mags take the helm and let me get some discipline behind you! Non-catkillers please step out of line and retrieve your gear! Your family is waiting.
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Posted: 5/9/2002 10:11:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: DonR have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?[}:D] I didn't understand it the first time you asked, and I still don't. It's getting lame though. Looks like Don needs to rent the movie [b]Airplane![/b] - I can't believe you haven't seen it (Surely you must be joking) or do you just not remember? [img]http://apolloguide.com/images/mov_grafx/airplane.jpg[/img] Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Shirley you cant be serious. |
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Posted: 5/9/2002 10:13:19 PM EDT
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Quoted: Shirley you cant be serious. I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley. |
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Posted: 5/9/2002 10:15:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Shirley you cant be serious. No, I am not and don't call me Shirley! I need a faster straight man. |
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Posted: 5/9/2002 10:20:30 PM EDT
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Quoted: I need a faster straight man. I am a straight man. I'm not as fast as I used to be though. [:(] |
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Posted: 5/9/2002 10:29:26 PM EDT
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LOL!
This thread has turned into a quote lines from the movie Airplane. I thought this was originally about someone complaining and calling people cry babies...hehehe! "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" medcop |
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Posted: 5/9/2002 10:38:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: Mags, My pee pee hurts and I just crapped in my pants. What do you think? Yeah, yeah, me too. And, like, my schlong is all, like, sore from [sex]ing all the time. I'm serious! |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 4:01:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: mags - lets see... Betcha dollars to doughnuts he doesn't own a firearm. I have both a lorncin and a jennings and I can hit a dime at 50yrds.with either one, If, my arm's not sore from Whackinit. [url]www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=114593[/url].......my peepee is a "innie",and your laughing at me too? [>Q]............A guppie died in my aquarium,I'm sad.....................What should I do? |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 4:28:39 AM EDT
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"This is Oveur, over easy, Over."
I love this movie. The second time the Turkish Prison question was asked, it finally tripped my trigger as to where that quote came from. I almost asked the grown man question, but I didn't want to waste bandwidth, so I didn't. I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines. I remember Macho Grande as if it was yesterday... Now, don't you feel better? [BD] |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 4:42:56 AM EDT
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Mags-I'll take that bet! If you can hit a dime at 50 yds. with the two POS fireams you say that you own.You Can see a dime at that distance!
WHEW....I AM GOING TO SLEEP BETTER KNOWING THERE ARE STILL SUPER HUMAN HAWKEYES LIKE YOU TO AMAZE US WITH YOUR SKILLS. YOU LIKE CARROTS....[;D] |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 4:49:04 AM EDT
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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head by an iron boot?
Of course you don't. No one does. That never happens. the_reject |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 5:00:17 AM EDT
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Quoted: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head by an iron boot? Of course you don't. [red]No one does. That never happens.[/red] the_reject You're not married, are you? [BD] |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 5:10:17 AM EDT
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Quoted: [img]pweb.netcom.com/~mattja/pics/Goat.jpg[/img] Dude..... What's a goat doing in your house????? LOL!!!!!!!!! Or better question.... What are you doing in the goats house???? J/K ROTFLOL!!!! |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 5:28:20 AM EDT
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take a look in the mirror..you are crying about others crying..
obviously a cry for attention..you got it...hope your happy now cry baby |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 5:37:37 AM EDT
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Quoted: Mags, My pee pee hurts and I just crapped in my pants. What do you think? I think you, my friend, GOT YOUR ASS KICKED BY A NINJA! SWEET! |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 5:48:04 AM EDT
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This is awful. I have this ingrown whisker under my chin. To top all of that off, I just got a sinus infection, my wife has a tooth ache, my sister and brother-in-law are in a fight, and I just had a loose bowel movement.
Anyone else having a bad day? |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 6:05:28 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head by an iron boot? Of course you don't. [red]No one does. That never happens.[/red] the_reject You're not married, are you? [BD] Heh.. not yet. Just engaged. Right now it's only at the "combat boot" level. You don't mean to tell me it gets worse, do you?!? [shock] the_reject |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 6:21:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I am wounded. Use a tampon to stop the bleeding. [b]LMFAO!!![/b] Anyway... Dear Mags, Roses are red Violets are blue You're not being nice I poop on you. Love, Chimborazo |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 6:46:54 AM EDT
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Quoted: Dear Mags, Roses are red Violets are blue You're not being nice I poop on you. Love, Chimborazo Oh, so it's moved from Airplane! quotes to poetry, huh? I'll have to give this a go... Dear Mags, Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I ever catch you posting mindless drivel like this, I'll be forced to call my contacts in the Chinese mafia to drive to your house and club you with stalks of celery - dried stalks of celery, coated in concrete and lined with finishing nails tipped with salt and alcohol! It won't be pleasant, but your incessant whining and whinging about on this site is seriously starting to PISS ME OFF, and, well, we all know that drastic times call for drastic measures. Oh yeah, and you smell really bad. Take a shower sometime, turd-breath. Love, the_reject p.s.: How did you like my poem? |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 7:00:52 AM EDT
[#21]
DAMN!! the_reject put me to shame!! [:D]
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Posted: 5/10/2002 7:14:54 AM EDT
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Say hello to my little friend!
[img]http://photos.msn.com/imageserver/image.aspx?Image=*EtEZjHm6cqnFPAqAP*6CdxDimbgrp!7KOUHL6ly3Cimuoe9CTmMy7SYLbG7uOVzeMltXykcH*0Wgy0meUYbZEW1O!TMdeVUXRIeWT7vUuN3QKLgiKsCbhyRaCCTjHWr[/img] |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 7:24:11 AM EDT
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Who has the goat today? Please pass it on to mags, I think he may not be getting any...
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Posted: 5/10/2002 7:25:14 AM EDT
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Quoted: DAMN!! the_reject put me to shame!! [:D] I try... [:D] the_reject |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 3:34:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: take a look in the mirror..you are crying about others crying.. obviously a cry for attention..you got it...hope your happy now cry baby |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 3:49:47 PM EDT
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Quoted: We'll not [b] ya'ALL [/b] .....just the repeated posts like I see way to many of...my sisters sick..my daddy died...my mommy croaked... my goldfish jumped outta his bowl while I was skateboarding at X-Treme sports. WTF is wrong with these people?Granted some of you guys know one another other than on this site only,but the regulars here do not seem to be looking for pity.Some of us need help/info when a TSHTF type thingie like the recent situation of the dude(Iforgethismoniker) in NY and getting his ar confiscated.He stood up and addressed his problem with lots of input from the gang here.But pray for me/mine,...woe to me,...my weenie hurts?...WTF?..GROW UP! [:k] [50] |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 4:04:42 PM EDT
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MY KITTY DIED,I'm depressed,what should I do? Geez!!! havent you learned anything.... you eat the little guy. now where did I leave the recipes from www.tastykitty.com..... NO wait.. dont wanna piss you off by not answering in "guntalk" .. 2nd try... Geez!!! shoot him with an M4.. not a 20" barrel cause since your inside chasing the cat you need to be able to move easliy around the corners... when you finish go to www.tastykitten.com hmm was that better... edited to extend the olive branch..... cant we all just get along??? every body hold hands and sing .... KUMBAYA.... |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 4:20:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: We'll not [b] ya'ALL [/b] .....just the repeated posts like I see way to many of...my sisters sick..my daddy died...my mommy croaked... my goldfish jumped outta his bowl while I was skateboarding at X-Treme sports. WTF is wrong with these people?Granted some of you guys know one another other than on this site only,but the regulars here do not seem to be looking for pity.Some of us need help/info when a TSHTF type thingie like the recent situation of the dude(Iforgethismoniker) in NY and getting his ar confiscated.He stood up and addressed his problem with lots of input from the gang here.But pray for me/mine,...woe to me,...my weenie hurts?...WTF?..GROW UP! Forum Conduct Code 6: [b]6) Pure trolling. Either to piss someone off or simply for your personal enjoyment. If you're here to cause trouble, it will be a very short stay.[/b] |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 4:36:24 PM EDT
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Mags, I have to say that you are one foul bastage!
My mother passed away last august (leukemia), and from the time she was diagnosed (June 1) till the day she passed away (Aug 1) and the time following her passage I recieved a great deal of support and sympathy from the members of AR15.com. My family and my mother were added to prayer lists (my mother was even added to the prayer list at the catholic apostilate of healing through this board), we recieved cards emails and much more. My mother even recieved more than one blessed card through members here. So frankly sir, you just pissed in my Cheerios! Jake |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 4:40:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: take a look in the mirror..you are crying about others crying.. obviously a cry for attention..you got it...hope your happy now cry baby Three pages of people telling you they think you're a jackass and you post to get this thread active again? Are you that starved for attention that you want another three pages of dirty limericks with you as the butt of the joke and pictures implying that you spend too much time around the wrong end of a goat? If nothing else the goat deserves better. |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 5:49:23 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Mags, I have to say that you are one foul bastage! My mother passed away last august (leukemia), and from the time she was diagnosed (June 1) till the day she passed away (Aug 1) and the time following her passage I recieved a great deal of support and sympathy from the members of AR15.com. My family and my mother were added to prayer lists (my mother was even added to the prayer list at the catholic apostilate of healing through this board), we recieved cards emails and much more. My mother even recieved more than one blessed card through members here. So frankly sir, you just pissed in my Cheerios! Jake |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 5:57:39 PM EDT
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Yes mags that would have been me, I have since opened my own shop but i still do not lie to my customers either, its just bad buisness.
And yes [b]everyone[/b] must die but no one likes to see it. I at least had the gift of knowing what was coming, I even held my mother as she took her final breath and listened to her final ideoventricular beats then told my family she was gone. And yes I did find compasion from my peers whenever and wherever I could. I pray you have the same when you need it. Jake |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 9:34:04 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: [img]pweb.netcom.com/~mattja/pics/Goat.jpg[/img] Dude..... What's a goat doing in your house????? LOL!!!!!!!!! Or better question.... What are you doing in the goats house???? J/K ROTFLOL!!!! I lifted it from somebody who posted it here or on FAL Files a few months ago. My house doesn't have that much paneling. he he |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 9:42:00 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: [img]pweb.netcom.com/~mattja/pics/Goat.jpg[/img] Dude..... What's a goat doing in your house????? LOL!!!!!!!!! Or better question.... What are you doing in the goats house???? J/K ROTFLOL!!!! I lifted it from somebody who posted it here or on FAL Files a few months ago. My house doesn't have that much paneling. he he |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 9:42:24 PM EDT
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Wow, Mags, people hate you and for good reason you are kind of an a$$hole. I liked this board better when they let you post titty pics but it is still ok.
Some people have difficulty and like a little support. If you can say something nice to fellow gunners who can you be nice too?? Maybe Oprah has a chat that would welcome a guy like you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
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Posted: 5/10/2002 9:51:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: [img]pweb.netcom.com/~mattja/pics/Goat.jpg[/img] Dude..... What's a goat doing in your house????? LOL!!!!!!!!! Or better question.... What are you doing in the goats house???? J/K ROTFLOL!!!! I lifted it from somebody who posted it here or on FAL Files a few months ago. My house doesn't have that much paneling. he he Yeah, she's cool with it as long as I don't expect a threesome. |
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Posted: 5/11/2002 3:11:10 AM EDT
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Just curious...... WHY ARE WE STILL POSTING TO THIS CRAP!
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Posted: 5/11/2002 4:10:27 AM EDT
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Hey, come to think of it.......your right, we are a bunch of crybabies. Waaaaaaaaah[>(] And hey, my peepee does hurt........Waaaaah[>(].
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Posted: 5/11/2002 4:30:16 AM EDT
[#39]
Stop posting MAGS picture.......O-K?...[:O]
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Posted: 5/11/2002 4:37:28 AM EDT
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Mags, did you not get enough hugs as a child?
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Posted: 5/11/2002 5:00:39 AM EDT
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Quoted: Just curious...... WHY ARE WE STILL POSTING TO THIS CRAP! |
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