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Posted: 4/26/2001 10:01:13 PM EDT
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Quoted: SteyrAUG: You can only pull that kinda sh!t on the internet. Live cockiness would get your ass kicked on general principals! [:D] Oh, I almost forgot. [-!-] Sorry, wasn't being cocky. She has a thing for MY MP5s. I "used" to have four. Now I have three and she has one. |
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Posted: 4/26/2001 11:09:37 PM EDT
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i found your secret porn stash and threw it away [:D]
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Posted: 4/27/2001 7:01:56 AM EDT
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"What is this ammo you bought? 308? But you don't OWN a 308...."
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Posted: 4/27/2001 7:37:55 AM EDT
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I think I am lucky.....[i]now[/i].
The thing that scares me is when she gets home and says, "[i]You'll never believe what I just found at the gun shop![/i]" (For a woman that had never owned a gun two years ago she sure spends a lot time and money in gun shops.) At Tulsa in October (as she comes running up to me with an arm load of magazines), "[i]Look at the deal I got on these USP magazines!"[/i] Me, "[i]But Cupcake, we do not own a USP."[/i] Her, "[i]Well, with all of these magazines we've [b]got[/b] to get one now!"[/i] She has learned so well. 'Course after having been married six times I've heard all of the scary ones to. |
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Posted: 4/27/2001 8:59:26 AM EDT
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If a man is alone in the woods and says something, and there is no woman around to hear him...Is he still wrong?
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Posted: 4/27/2001 9:00:10 AM EDT
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"I saw your hand on her ass!"
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Posted: 4/27/2001 9:37:02 AM EDT
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From my ex-fiancee (sp?) "I love you, but I'm not in love with you."
Guys, what the hell does that mean?!?!?! That was her reason not to wear "our" ring anymore. Oh well, there is a happy ending to this story. She called me for help a little while back, me being the nice guy that I am went to go see her, and that rear of hers went from a small to a XXX-large. After that, I am convinced that there is a God, and he saved me from a marrage made in hell. |
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Posted: 4/27/2001 10:43:48 AM EDT
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"I have a very dangerous job. I am a Mall Security Professional."
[kill] |
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Posted: 4/27/2001 4:44:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: SteyrAUG: You can only pull that kinda sh!t on the internet. Live cockiness would get your ass kicked on general principals! [:D] Oh, I almost forgot. [-!-] Sorry, wasn't being cocky. She has a thing for MY MP5s. I "used" to have four. Now I have three and she has one. "I "used" to have four. Now I have three and she has one" That's the cocky part I was kidding about. My use of the finger obscured the fact that I was joking. Bad move on my part. |
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Posted: 4/28/2001 1:44:34 AM EDT
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Who was that?
What are you looking at? Where have you been? When did this happen? Why? Yep , the 5 w's that cause more problems than they ever hope to solve. |
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Posted: 4/28/2001 2:10:56 AM EDT
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(3:00 A.M.) "We need to talk"
[red][size=4] P.R.K. |
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Posted: 4/28/2001 2:13:42 AM EDT
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Oh, I forgot: (2:59 a.m.) "My name is NOT 'Lisa'!!!!!!!!!@#$%@&&
[red][size=4] P.R.K. |
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Posted: 4/28/2001 3:29:32 AM EDT
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Highpower......you poor bastard.......Deerslayer....yes, still wrong.......[pistol]
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Posted: 4/28/2001 3:35:22 AM EDT
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Here`s the one that USED-TO get me..."I had a little accident today".......that freedom was DAMN expensive, but.....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!.......[smoke]
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