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Link Posted: 1/16/2015 9:33:44 PM EDT
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clean the shit off the top of your refrigerator.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 9:34:05 PM EDT
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I am not on call this weekend for the firsat time in a montth. So I am having fun. Nephew is over and we are mildly drunkish.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 9:34:40 PM EDT
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Its not my refrigerator. So there.
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 9:42:19 PM EDT
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They're theirs and not yours, right? Right?
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 9:44:07 PM EDT
[#5]
in before lock
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:10:21 PM EDT
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They're theirs and not yours, right? Right?


They are theirs. I  got them for Xmas for them
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:19:46 PM EDT
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Oh this is gna be good!
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 10:42:01 PM EDT
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You'll love your wife even more the next time you see her.
...after all, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder



I'll see myself out
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 11:21:40 PM EDT
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You'll love your wife even more the next time you see her.


...after all, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

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Ba-dum....
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 11:25:56 PM EDT
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I may be mistaken but daughter in middle might be a Tranny
Link Posted: 1/16/2015 11:26:52 PM EDT
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Dude...waveya korean dance team on you tube. Signal 80
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:05:33 AM EDT
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They are theirs. I  got them for Xmas for them
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They're theirs and not yours, right? Right?


They are theirs. I  got them for Xmas for them

Sweet
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:10:05 AM EDT
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Absinthe Fuck yeah.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:12:10 AM EDT
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Ok. Im going to bed. Night afrcom!
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:13:40 AM EDT
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Daughter has a tumor on her foot that she really needs to have looked at.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:14:50 AM EDT
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Absinthe anything better to drink, that stuff will do the trick.  
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:18:28 AM EDT
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Oh wow...615 views. Bunch of leg humpers. Going to find pic of wife to post. Because I know the rules.
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It's too late for redemption op

The AR family pic was pretty cool, you totally redeemed yourself!
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:19:52 AM EDT
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I can count the times I've gotten puke drunk on two hands. Absinthe accounts for one of those hands. Tastes like willy wonka's salty asshole. Strips my throat lining like WD-40. Makes me vomit after very little intake. You have fun though. I can't even look at the stuff.
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That's disgusting but hilarious.
Link Posted: 1/17/2015 12:48:58 AM EDT
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