Ya gotta' love a guy that's this honest [:D]



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I should take a moment to say that you've got a long way to go - as you are completely eclipsed by MattSD's snot-slinging, barking mad, orgasmic projective vomit drunkfest, complete with the full tour of the neighborhood while "driving the Porcelain Bus" on New Year's eve in 2002 (IIRC).

That was a classic example of PUI - Posting under the influence.  [:D]

1) How the hell do you shut your head in a car door?
---She was in a hurry each time, and pulled the door shut faster than her ass was on the seat.


2) Was it three different times or three times in a row?
---Seperate incidents, and it may have been more, that's just her getting into my car.

3) Do you have good health insurance, and have your rates risen lately?
---Luckily she doesn't appear to have any broken bones.  We have good insurance just in case.

And I care deeply for her.  I'd give my life for her without a second thought.  She's the one I want to make babies and grow old with.    It's just that I don't want to encourage her to fall down any more stairs.  There a lot more accidents than listed here.  They are not a new thing either.

Maybe from here on out I can baby her to the point that it's sickening.  Make a big scene, treat her like a child.  That'll go over great.

just tell her.....

"if I wanted your shit I would squeeze your head, and hurry up with that damm beer."

and you will be fine [@:D]

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