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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:20:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I am following the Aztec model of human sacrifice to bring the sun back. You got any idea how hard it is to find a virgin these days? |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:23:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://news.yahoo.com/gov-sanders-declares-state-emergency-171229725.html Gov. Sanders declares state of emergency ahead of eclipse The state emergency will remain in effect until April 10.[/b]  |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:25:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: dogs can't look up.  |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:26:57 PM EDT
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Footage of the possible aftermath of the eclipse.
 Night of the Comet 1984 - MOVIE TRAILER |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:27:02 PM EDT
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I love me some doom but this eclipse stuff is pants on head retarded.
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:27:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Let's not forget that we now have newer, better idiots.  |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:35:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I heard something funny last night - "it's an eclipse, not an apocalypse." It's only funny for people who don't know the meanings behind words. |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:36:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A goofy bitch in town is convinced that aliens will land during the eclipse.  |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:38:10 PM EDT
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The apocalypse doesn't actually start until the eclipse occurs, right? I need to get more coffee and snacks in the morning.
Quote HistoryQuoted: Won't you come Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the raaaaaaaain... |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:38:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You got any idea how hard it is to find a virgin these days? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I am following the Aztec model of human sacrifice to bring the sun back. You got any idea how hard it is to find a virgin these days? Eh, just ask some ladies how they feel about putting hooks in closets. 
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:39:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I love me some doom but this eclipse stuff is pants on head retarded. It's December 21, 2012 all over again. |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:39:28 PM EDT
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The lines for food at McDonalds will be EPIC!
The alarmism has two reasons, any large gathering has the potential for things to get crazy, and since most people are stupid there will be plenty of hungry mouths looking for a place to eat or gas up the family car. |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:42:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Like retarded moths to a flame |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:44:21 PM EDT
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Lack of intelligence and education
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Posted: 4/7/2024 5:49:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was in the “path of totality” (lol) and will be close this time. Clown world, man.  |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 6:35:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: They are also saying expect a lot of drug overdoses and drunk drivers. Apparently there are many that will try to heighten the experience with drugs and alcohol. Whenever shit like this gets hyped up like y2k, the Mayan calender, etc some people take of work and party. Human nature. I'm recently unexpectedly unemployed and am keeping my kids home from school because they are locking them in for 3 hours. Fears the kids will try to look at it. For fucks sake. |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 8:59:21 PM EDT
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People Will Die!!
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Posted: 4/7/2024 9:01:50 PM EDT
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I'll sit on my front porch and watch as it gets 80 to 85 percent dark, then watch it get light again and go on with life
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Posted: 4/7/2024 9:05:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Cicadas man … Cicadas ! Trillions are going be released by the eclipse. Trillions of Cicadas to be Released !! And they’re going to pee on people |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 9:06:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Because people are idiots, maybe? Totally. |
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Posted: 4/7/2024 9:07:13 PM EDT
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 Attached FileIt’s so happening
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Posted: 4/7/2024 9:37:37 PM EDT
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Saw the one on the East coast in 1970 when I was a kid, I didn’t die.
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Posted: 4/8/2024 1:00:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/8/2024 3:13:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When the sun and moon are aligned their gravitational pull is additive. Coupled with the hardon collider firing up and people will literally be pulled into space. The only way to prepare for this is to fill your gas tank and buy eggs and milk. Don't forget the moron collider. Lots of morons converging is never good. Throw in alcohol & it's going boog for sure. |
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Posted: 4/8/2024 4:28:31 AM EDT
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I survived the British total eclipse 1999. However only only a small chunk of the country in the extreme south west experienced totality which meant millions of people travelling into Cornwall and Devon over the previous few days. On the day the weather sucked with rain or an overcast so most of us didn't actually see the sun being eclipsed but did get the darkness.
The chaos was afterwards because Cornwall and Devon is a peninsula with very few good roads leading out of it and the traffic jams were epic. Fortunately I was on a motorcycle but some of the minor roads are barely two cars wide. The girlfriend stayed home and saw a partial eclipse, I travelled a couple of 100 miles and didn't see the sun. |
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Posted: 4/8/2024 5:57:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I love me some doom but this eclipse stuff is pants on head retarded. The county I live in is sending an Emergency Management "Tactical Unit" to SE Oklahoma. Supposedly to help with the huge crowds. Its gotten plumb ignorant. |
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Posted: 4/8/2024 7:08:14 AM EDT
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I cover my car in a special anti-eclipse/anti-zombie/Satanist foam I read about on the internet. I.am.ready.
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Posted: 4/8/2024 7:27:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You got any idea how hard it is to find a virgin these days? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I am following the Aztec model of human sacrifice to bring the sun back. You got any idea how hard it is to find a virgin these days? Pretty much any honors dorm in a tech school, Many to choose from. He didn't specify the sex of the virgin. 
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Posted: 4/8/2024 7:28:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/8/2024 7:30:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Fuck yeah!! Is there any other way? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I am following the Aztec model of human sacrifice to bring the sun back. Fuck yeah!! Is there any other way? Not gonna lie; historically it has a 100% success rate. ?? |
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Posted: 4/8/2024 7:32:05 AM EDT
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Going to bed, will Arfcom please call if the fecal matter hits the fan while I sleep, thanks
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Posted: 4/8/2024 10:10:50 AM EDT
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I got the day off and I'm going skiing, hopefully catch the eclipse from the summit. Shits gonna be rad.
 Attached FileMy skiclipsocalypse load out, think I'm good.  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/8/2024 10:25:58 AM EDT
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All of the panicking is a bit excessive. Unless, of course, the moon passes too close and actually hits the sun.
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Posted: 4/8/2024 10:30:57 AM EDT
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I bet The Ukraine is behind this eclipse!
Off to check RT for the truth! |
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Posted: 4/8/2024 10:35:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Because people are idiots, maybe?  " />
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Posted: 4/8/2024 10:53:25 AM EDT
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It’s for all the idiots who watched the eclipse with naked eyes then had to drive home blind.
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Posted: 4/8/2024 2:31:19 PM EDT
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Why the alarnism over the eclipse?
It causes mental abnormalities. The first symptom is difficulties spelling. |
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Posted: 4/8/2024 7:10:25 PM EDT
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Who is selling "I Survived the 2024 Eclipse" t-shirts?
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Posted: 4/9/2024 7:44:00 AM EDT
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So no kidding issue that I guess feeds into the alarmism in Arkansas.
I lost Verizon at about 2PM due to all the crowds flooding the lone tower. Didn't come back before I went to bed. Was able to use it when I woke up this morning. Couldn't make phone calls, texts were extremely sporadic like a couple hour delays, and this was all when it was showing 2 bars. No internet either. It would suck for my elderly neighbor if he had a heart attack and couldn't get through to 911. Granted, he's probably fucked anyways as the ambulance comes from another town, but still. People are deaf, dumb, and blind. People using their cell phones to navigate could see the route, but couldn't see the traffic. People who lived here were just fucked anyways as they couldn't talk. |
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