My wife loves coffee crisp bars. But we found out that she has type "2" diabetes, so those are out. I liked her moms butter tarts better.

Been to Canada.  Beautiful country.  The only thing I didn't care for was the -40 temp.  Brrrrr

Eddie

sipped some labatts blue the other night for the first time...

and then i ordered a miller genuine draft.

and also...

our Navy ships arent painted mint green.

Well is he or isn't he canadian...I want to know LOL!
-Andrea

#11. I always notice that Canadians always leave out the fact that when they beat back the Colonials they had the help of several divisions of British Red Coats. The same British soldiers that won every major battle in the American Revolution but eventually lost the War.

wow,
   Why dont we stop [argue]

and  [beer]

Bitching at each other is pointless !! No need to be rude

I'm Frenh Canadian from Quebec and proud... That's it!

oh, Elcan and Para-Ordnance are Canadian companies (Ontario)

Take care evryone! [^]

Who the hell is Jean-Paul Levesque ???
never heard of him !

  [>:/]

[i]Modified from other thread[/i]

Huh,..Oh you guys have an Army?
I'm sorry, I didn't notice with all the support you're giving US since 9/11.
When the Canadians stop debating and make a decision, post it here.
Many of us would like to know if your with US or not.
Wait, maybe you already have and we couldn't care less.
Sometimes I think you're worse than the French.
I forgot, You Are French... That explains it.

Good thing about Canada

Hunting

I think I read in another thread that you guys play a lot of "Manhunter" up there?

[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=75172&page=1[/url]

Sorry, that's just the funniest thread I've seen in a long time and it makes Canada look pretty gay.  

[b]19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.[/b]

Where the hell are you finding a "BUFFALO" in Canada?
I guess in a zoo or on a farm as there are no indigenous BUFFALO in North America.

There are however BISON which most stupid f*cks refer to as BUFFALO.
Kind of like all those stupid f*cks that refer to "MAGAZINES" as "CLIPS".


Beretta is around 500 years old as a company,much older than your Hudson Bay Co.

Bacon

it just hasn't been a good night for me....

:)

It appears to me that many here feel if it is not American it must be belittled and or ridiculed.

Ai

i agree with that.

The candy? Eat them all the time.


Lucky Charms and Froot Loops


USA uniforms are cooler looking.


Not for much longer as soon as Bud Selig has his way.


That is why the regional leagues here STOMPED all the Canadian visiting teams.


Okay.. we'll give you one.


That's why everyone watches the Canadian Final Four


Actually I thought it was German.


Uncle Al is both their daddyz.


Tim Horton's is here too and the Paki's own all the Dunkin Donuts. Busken's stomps them both.

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered
to Germany.

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...and all the Paki's go to Niagara Falls to gamble instead of Las Vegas

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.

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Guess that is where ALL the draft dodgers went... all the way back to Cornwallis.

14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

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I have seen a few more of those civil wars in some strip bars in Windsor.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.

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He must have been so bored from all the exciting culture.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

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Because the Brits figured out that they could sell off their old Tartan miniskirts with skidmarks as surplus linens.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company

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Apparently you have never met the Rothschilds.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

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Ummm... I have no response to such a statement.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

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We go to Kroger like the rest of the West does for our meat.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk

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Yeah... screwing them is good enough...

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save
countless lives each year

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Still can't invent a way to shore up that flagging currency though.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

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Got to be some quip about Darwinism in there somewhere... dang it.

23. MOST IMPORTANT! ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.

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But the liquid in the cans could remove varnish from an antique dining set.

And in what numbers did Canada send men? Boer war? yet again, UK called, Canada came running...with what...200 men? (sarcasm on)

We have smarties! Pretty tasty actually.

Bob and Doug.

Who's kidding?!  

I am absolutely serious when I say, "If you can make an igloo, I respect you."

Why don't you Northern Folks send us some more .303?

Not at all, all the Canadians I've met were very nice people (my previous posts aside, I didn't mean to be rude) but when people say Canada is better than America....well....that's just silly.

here is some food for thought:
US army rangers- [url]http://www.ranger.org/usara/s5/photos/cqb.jpg[/url]
Canadian army rangers- [url]http://www.army.dnd.ca/LF/photo/person/Rangers.html[/url]
yes, the Canadian army rangers; one of the most intimidating Canadian military branches. WOW

Oh ya, I think a canadian also coined the phrase, " WHO GIVES A SHIT!"

I might as well stir the caldron of shyte now too. I recall my father during the war saying, " Yanks, they are over paid, over sexed, and over here". Yes, we were living in the UK at the time.




Ai

Striker,

Thanks for the laugh, best one I've had in a while.

Ai

Canada has alot of good things that you Americans will never know about since you'll all probably never be citizens of this country. To put down Canada and its people is pure stupidity.

Just because someone in another country is being patriotic you all attack that person as though they are insulting the US. Grow up people, you should be proud of a person who feels so much for their country.

Those of you who put down Canada should realize the only thing that makes Canadians trully different from you all is a imaginary line that seperates us on the map.

Well, that and having sex with your sled dogs, eh.

Hoser.

Yah thats the last time I let your mom pull my sled.

Ouch, ya got me!

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The true north strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.


Just thought you might like to sing along with the Canadian national anthem when it gets played at the upcoming winter olympics.

snicker

[img]http://www.beretta.com/images/alto_beige.jpg[/img]  In 1526 Mastro Bartolomeo Beretta (1490 – 1565/68) of Gardone received 296 ducats as payment for 185 arquebus barrels sold to the Arsenal of Venice. Already in production in the early 1500s, Beretta products were chosen by the highly discriminating Republic of Venice because of their excellence. As the Beretta name became synonymous with uncompromising quality, design, materials, construction and performance, word spread beyond the Italian borders, establishing a tradition that has carried over, uninterrupted, through fifteen generations of Berettas.

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Today, under the leadership of Ugo Gussalli Beretta and his sons Pietro and Franco, Beretta embarks on the 3rd Millennium with the benefit of centuries of experience. That experience, combined with investments in technology, organization and growing product lines, has prepared Beretta for the demands of the global market of the 21st century.

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As a Kid, I grew up in Saskatchewan in western Canada, and one summer back in the 60s the local Ski-Doo dealership of the town of Quill Lake had the new Sea-Doo out at a place called Marean Lake near Archerwill.

So, I reckon the Canadians invented these too. It was the traditional yellow with black stripe, and was made of alot of plywood, long before the sleak modern Sea-Doos of today. I was on one about a month ago. 80km/hr accross a nearby bay. What a blast. Bombardier has come along way form that plywood thing!
1feral1
Sydney

Hey Yanks, John Garand was a Canadian too, and look what he did for the USA. The 1st nation ever to adopt an SA rifle as standard issue (1936). Then there was the M14, etc.

So chalk up another one for the Great White North!
1feral1
Sydney

PS Sure miss the deer sausages!

What about Canadian Club whisky? You can get it here for $36/700ml bottle, and was'nt insulin invented by a Canadian Doctor named Banting in the 1920s?

1feral1
Sydney

funny [:D]

I got a cute girlfriend in Vancouver. Can I add her to the list?

Besides natural beauty, Canada is a doorkeeper to nothing! They're not even considered a superpower.