I'd sit her down, and make sure she understands the house gets fifty percent...

Dump her , pack my things and move. See adoc for STD exam, and call it a loss.

A pimp usually takes 80% of the ho's earnings.

Take pics and post on arfcom.

Quoted: I'd sell her used panties.  Big buck$ in that stuff. "When given lemons, make lemonade."

'Then find someone who life gave vodka, and have a party.'

This happened to a buddy of mine over the summer. She was sending and recieving naked pictures and having cyber sex with one guy in particular. He came to my house to tell me about it and she calls my house looking for him. I answer, and she gives me a sob story about how "He's always at work, and I dont ever get to do anything. Its not fair, everyone thinks Im the bad guy."  
The guy pays child support from a previous marraige, spends as much time as possible with his daughter, and works his ass off to support this skank. I told her "If you were my wife, they'd be dredging the lake looking for you", and hung the phone up.

It gets better!
Turns out it was a guy in the Marines stationed in Hawaii. He is from this area originally, and has a wife and child of his own living about 10 miles away. My buddy's wife has plans to leave my him, and move in with this guy. The Marine sent her a money order for a Security deposit and first months rent to get them an apartment. She moves out, gets an apartment at $650/month (going rate in State College, PA), and waits for him. He never shows up. She finally contacts the Marine, and he says he was "ordered by a judge to stay with his wife" (bullshit story- the judge they were dealing with has never done this). So here is my Buddy's wife, 40 miles from her husband, no job, and unable to hold a job because she has bad cankles. He served her with divorce papers in September, and she initially refused to sign, but he threatened to tell her family why she really left, and she signed. I guess she called my buddy last week, and wanted to come try to work things out. He said No.

Start screwin' her mom and her sister, then I'd take it on Jerry Springer.

Quoted: Start screwin' her mom and her sister, then I'd take it on Jerry Springer.

At the same time I hope.........

Quoted: Well I wouldn't tell my wife, that's for sure.

Quoted: Quoted: Start screwin' her mom and her sister, then I'd take it on Jerry Springer. At the same time I hope.........

Hell, around here they might be the same person!

I would slap a bitch

Well first off you never divulged how and how much you are supporting her. (maybe i missed it in all of the posts)  Is she living with ya, did she use your computer or digi camera or any thing else you supplied her.  If so then you are legally entitled to some of the proceeds.  Cash in and dump her @ssets to the curb.

Quoted: Quoted: Find another GF... That woman has no respect for herself. +1 Next thing you know, she be wanting to bring lesbians home for three ways. Boot her to the curb.

  Would it be wrong to boot her to the curb AFTER the 3 way with the lezbo?  

Quoted: I'd sell her used panties.  Big buck$ in that stuff.

No way?! Dirty underwear.

Quoted: I'd sell her used panties.  Big buck$ in that stuff. "When given lemons, make lemonade."

Nonono...When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of Tequila and some salt....
Amateurs.....

Quoted: This happend to a guy a know, and I think it's as funny as hell!!     What sez thee ARFCOM???

Not funny.

Shok

Quoted: Quoted: I'd sell her used panties.  Big buck$ in that stuff. "When given lemons, make lemonade." Nonono...When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of Tequila and some salt.... Amateurs.....

Wow.  I there must be a whole new culture out there that I've missed.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'd sell her used panties.  Big buck$ in that stuff. "When given lemons, make lemonade." Nonono...When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of Tequila and some salt.... Amateurs..... Wow.  I there must be a whole new culture out there that I've missed.

Culture Schmulture. If you go east then south, you'll hit a place called Texas...tell them Playmore sent ya!

Quoted: I can't answer the question, because the idea of financially supporting a 'girlfriend' is foreign to me.

Beat me to that one.  That alone says this guy probably won't do what he should.  If he can get roped into supporting a g/f, he's either stupid or his nuts are in a jar.

I'd go with the folks that say send links to family.  After that, run away..  FAR Away...  This chick is a baby factory waiting to happen.

Ditch the bitch. Inform family and friends.

"I believe you are mistaken. This is not a lady, THIS is a ho." --A Pimp Named Slick-back
Options:
1) Become her "manager"
2) Call the Secret Service and report her for unauthorized computer hoosifudge
3) Honduran Divorce
4) Get her addicted to very hard drugs then vanish
5) Take her on a "Cruise" to "Aruba"

Not sure what I'd do, but it wouldn't go three pages with no pics.

Quoted: Not sure what I'd do, but it wouldn't go three pages with no pics.

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