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Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:57:27 PM EDT
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Mail it to me!  I'll try to use it
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 10:59:22 PM EDT
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Do a torture test on it.

Go all BANZAI on that small tree in your back yard.

I bet the tree wins.

p.s. Be sure to video this.
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Broken pieces of sharp steel flying around?

Nah.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:00:14 PM EDT
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I know this guy in Canada who collects them.  It should be able to fit in a long box that you can tape up and ship out.
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It's TAPE!
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:04:48 PM EDT
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I'm in my 30s and have about 20 swords left from when I was young

Most are in a closet but the "best" (the one over $30) is on a stand on my mantle...
 
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I've got one of those I've had for about 15-20 years.

I really want to get rid of it as I've "grown up"
I'm in my 30s and have about 20 swords left from when I was young

Most are in a closet but the "best" (the one over $30) is on a stand on my mantle...
 


The only ones I actually care to keep are a full tang wood handled katana and a Cold Steel Grosse Messer the wife bought me after she saw me watch the video on the Cold Steel page.

I would like to pick up a decent quality practical katana one of these days.

The cheesy display pieces I picked up when I was younger are pretty much embarrassing now.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:06:35 PM EDT
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Send it to this guy:

http://youtu.be/4dKwHOfd2dk

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LOL


Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:08:50 PM EDT
[#6]
I thought I was better than having a fantasy sword but remembered I bought a small katana and some throwing stars when I visited Japan as a kid. I threw away the sword when it snapped in half trying to chop a 2" popple tree. I still have the throwing stars for when my kids get older
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:11:28 PM EDT
[#7]
There can be only one OP...get drunk and preserve your immortality.




Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:13:19 PM EDT
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Ok, several years ago a friend and I were getting drunk and watching Highlander.  We decided that we needed some badass Highlander swords.  We jumped on the information superhighway (aka the internet) and bought some Highlander swords.  Now, several years later, I have decided that I don't need a Highlander sword.  I don't stab a lot of people.  And, truth be known, I haven't chopped off a single head.  I know, I'm such a fag for having a Highlander sword and not chopping people' s heads off.  But at this point it's just taking up space in my closet.

I've thought about just putting it in the trash but it won't fit in a trash bag.  I'd basically have to stick it in the trashcan.  I'm weary about that because any trash person could grab it and use it in a crime.  I could sell it on Ebay but I think it would cost more to ship it than what I could sell it for.  I've thought about just stabbing it in the grass in my front yard and hanging a "Free" sign on it.  There's a grade school down the street and I'm sure that there are a ton of grade schoolers that would love to have it.  That would be nice and it would ingratiate some younger people into the martial arts.

But I'm undecided.  What should I do with it?

http://i.imgur.com/bbJAlMA.jpg
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save it for the zombie apocalypse ! it is sharp, right?
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:28:27 PM EDT
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Ok, several years ago a friend and I were getting drunk and watching Highlander.  We decided that we needed some badass Highlander swords.  We jumped on the information superhighway (aka the internet) and bought some Highlander swords.  Now, several years later, I have decided that I don't need a Highlander sword.
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Does your friend still have his sword?  This may change the GD asshattery some.
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:30:35 PM EDT
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The only ones I actually care to keep are a full tang wood handled katana and a Cold Steel Grosse Messer the wife bought me after she saw me watch the video on the Cold Steel page.





I would like to pick up a decent quality practical katana one of these days.





The cheesy display pieces I picked up when I was younger are pretty much embarrassing now.
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I've got one of those I've had for about 15-20 years.





I really want to get rid of it as I've "grown up"
I'm in my 30s and have about 20 swords left from when I was young





Most are in a closet but the "best" (the one over $30) is on a stand on my mantle...


 






The only ones I actually care to keep are a full tang wood handled katana and a Cold Steel Grosse Messer the wife bought me after she saw me watch the video on the Cold Steel page.





I would like to pick up a decent quality practical katana one of these days.





The cheesy display pieces I picked up when I was younger are pretty much embarrassing now.



Who wouldn't want one after seeing that video?





It chops everything.  Pig heads, manilla rope, 2x4s, partially transparent human upper body simulation targets, mannequins, garbage cans full of liquid, even rolled up tatami mats with bottles of soda inside.














 
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:35:46 PM EDT
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The cheesy display pieces I picked up when I was younger are pretty much embarrassing now.
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Yeah, I know what you mean... they're fun for training if you don't hit anything with them though, as long as they hold up to swinging (I've run into some REALLY weak handles).



I'm a big kukri fan now. I have a Victorian-era one from IMA that I just had a sheath made for Really need some other "legitimate" blades now that I'm an adult though



 
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:42:53 PM EDT
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I've never seen any one person with so many bottles of water,

Let alone so many bottles of water to waste.

Doesn't otherwise appear to look very ambitious.

Who pays for all those bottled waters?
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Send it to this guy:



http://youtu.be/4dKwHOfd2dk







I've never seen any one person with so many bottles of water,

Let alone so many bottles of water to waste.

Doesn't otherwise appear to look very ambitious.

Who pays for all those bottled waters?



His sponsors I bet.  "Stabbing, brought to you by Aquafina"
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:55:19 PM EDT
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I have Excaliber in a closet in the guest trailer.   A gift from a former girlfriend sometime in the '90's.

One day I'm going to stick it in a giant bolder on the lawn and point a hidden camera at it to watch shenanigans.
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LOLOLOLOLOL
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:56:48 PM EDT
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Send it to this guy:

http://youtu.be/4dKwHOfd2dk

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My first thought
Link Posted: 4/29/2015 11:57:07 PM EDT
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Send it to this guy:

http://youtu.be/4dKwHOfd2dk

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To be fair, if I was a bottle of water, I wouldn't want to piss that guy off
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:00:14 AM EDT
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Give it to some kid as an award for something.  Makes it even more special.  Tell them how you can see the warrior in them.  That in the future they must use it to fight for truth, justice, and the American Way.
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Just like in kung foo hustle
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:01:37 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:05:33 AM EDT
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Who wouldn't want one after seeing that video?

It chops everything.  Pig heads, manilla rope, 2x4s, partially transparent human upper body simulation targets, mannequins, garbage cans full of liquid, even rolled up tatami mats with bottles of soda inside.


http://youtu.be/LnXpMRI5KYg
 
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I've got one of those I've had for about 15-20 years.

I really want to get rid of it as I've "grown up"
I'm in my 30s and have about 20 swords left from when I was young

Most are in a closet but the "best" (the one over $30) is on a stand on my mantle...
 


The only ones I actually care to keep are a full tang wood handled katana and a Cold Steel Grosse Messer the wife bought me after she saw me watch the video on the Cold Steel page.

I would like to pick up a decent quality practical katana one of these days.

The cheesy display pieces I picked up when I was younger are pretty much embarrassing now.

Who wouldn't want one after seeing that video?

It chops everything.  Pig heads, manilla rope, 2x4s, partially transparent human upper body simulation targets, mannequins, garbage cans full of liquid, even rolled up tatami mats with bottles of soda inside.


http://youtu.be/LnXpMRI5KYg
 



Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:09:57 AM EDT
[#19]
Use it to protect your virginity.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:12:51 AM EDT
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Use it to protect your virginity.

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That's just harsh.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:14:21 AM EDT
[#21]
2 targets...1 blade....1 lead bullet FTW.  
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:21:19 AM EDT
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I know this guy in Canada who collects them.  It should be able to fit in a long box that you can tape up and ship out.
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I see what you did there.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:25:49 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:28:48 AM EDT
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Take it to work and show that scene from Game of Thrones to your workmates and say, "let this be an education to those who would disobey me."

That scene being the one where they chop off heads for being disobedient.
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So.... basically show the whole 4 seasons
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:30:38 AM EDT
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I cannot believe people actually buy things like that.  
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I believe Aimless is a collector of such things.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:37:01 AM EDT
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Wary.  You're wary of that.

We're weary of the poor command of English here at ARFCOM.
 
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Ok, several years ago a friend and I were getting drunk and watching Highlander.  We decided that we needed some badass Highlander swords.  We jumped on the information superhighway (aka the internet) and bought some Highlander swords.  Now, several years later, I have decided that I don't need a Highlander sword.  I don't stab a lot of people.  And, truth be known, I haven't chopped off a single head.  I know, I'm such a fag for having a Highlander sword and not chopping people' s heads off.  But at this point it's just taking up space in my closet.

I've thought about just putting it in the trash but it won't fit in a trash bag.  I'd basically have to stick it in the trashcan.  I'm weary about that because any trash person could grab it and use it in a crime.  I could sell it on Ebay but I think it would cost more to ship it than what I could sell it for.  I've thought about just stabbing it in the grass in my front yard and hanging a "Free" sign on it.  There's a grade school down the street and I'm sure that there are a ton of grade schoolers that would love to have it.  That would be nice and it would ingratiate some younger people into the martial arts.

But I'm undecided.  What should I do with it?

http://i.imgur.com/bbJAlMA.jpg


Wary.  You're wary of that.

We're weary of the poor command of English here at ARFCOM.
 
chop that fuckin guy's head off!
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 12:49:55 AM EDT
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What you have there, is the greatest babe-magnet known to man besides possibly a Ferrari.  Sure, there's a lot of decapitation in those films and that may be some sort of castration symbology going on, but that's not the main power of the sword.  Seeing as how you've seen the film (or all of them -- the same thing happens), you know how this works.  You say, "I'm Connor McLeod of the Clan McLeod and I cannot die." and whatever hot chick happens to be nearby will mount you pretty much on the spot.  I've performed the experiment, you can even be members of the Clan McLeod with dorkier names like "Dougas" (that's the one I used).  Works like a charm.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 4:17:07 AM EDT
[#28]
You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't show a picture of that thing mounted underneath your AR.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 4:46:12 AM EDT
[#29]
Get it autographed by Randy Jackson
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:15:11 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:19:18 AM EDT
[#31]
Needs more celebrity autograph.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:20:41 AM EDT
[#32]
Hang it on the wall.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 5:28:02 AM EDT
[#33]
OP is this what got you to buy it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0Yfpg-J7jA

Link Posted: 4/30/2015 9:36:28 AM EDT
[#34]
Sell it on Craigslist?
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 9:39:14 AM EDT
[#35]
I don't know what your rush is. You have an eternity to think about it.
Link Posted: 4/30/2015 9:44:32 AM EDT
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My wife has that one, and one other (not sure who's sword it is, I'd have to ask her) - she's a big Highlander fan, has the whole series. I think her Mom bought the swords for her when she was younger.

We both have a couple of swords, though mine are functional carbon steel. She does have a functional dagger made for her by a blacksmith friend, it's fairly nice.

Link Posted: 5/3/2015 3:54:43 PM EDT
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You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't show a picture of that thing mounted underneath your AR.
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There can be only one!




...now what?
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 3:55:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:53:06 PM EDT
[#39]

OP delivers.  

With appropriate tape!  

Penguin Tape!
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 4:58:03 PM EDT
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You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't show a picture of that thing mounted underneath your AR.



http://i.imgur.com/E5CpQ1H.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/dOzhzOO.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/EroiFdS.jpg


There can be only one!




...now what?


Absorb their energy.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 5:04:13 PM EDT
[#41]
OP DELIVERS!!!

You, Sir, have a fine, hairy ass!
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 5:09:32 PM EDT
[#42]
Sell it to this guy....for his arsenal.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 5:13:21 PM EDT
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Ok, several years ago a friend and I were getting drunk and watching Highlander.
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That's hot.


















Link Posted: 5/3/2015 5:22:10 PM EDT
[#44]
Looks like a great watermelon cutter to me.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 5:26:14 PM EDT
[#45]
Leave it on the sidewalk somewhere near the "protests" in Baltimore.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 5:27:50 PM EDT
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Get a big tub, fill it with concrete, stick the sword in.  After it hardens bust up the edges of the concrete to make it look more like a rock, then put it on your right lawn.
Link Posted: 5/3/2015 5:34:01 PM EDT
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