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Posted: 8/22/2004 9:40:55 AM EDT

[#1]

"...from my cold dead hands."

Posted: 8/22/2004 9:57:21 AM EDT

[#2]

"Bother, said Pooh, as he chambered another round."

Someone, somewhere has this as a sig line. Damn, wish I had thought of it myself.

Posted: 8/22/2004 10:01:03 AM EDT

[#3]

"You coward! You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well, he should have armed himself if he decorated his bar with my friend's body"

-- Unforgiven

"I had it custom made. It's an 88 Magnum. This thing shoots through schools."

-- Johnny Dangerously

Posted: 8/22/2004 10:05:58 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
"Bother, said Pooh, as he chambered another round."

Someone, somewhere has this as a sig line. Damn, wish I had thought of it myself.

Actually, mine for a while was:

"Oh, bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the pin on another grenade...

Posted: 8/22/2004 10:17:31 AM EDT

[#5]

"...Any questions?"

-Burt Gummer, after taking out many, many shriekers with an AA battery

Posted: 8/22/2004 11:39:22 AM EDT

[#6]

"This is my BOOMSTICK"
-- Ash, Army of Darkness

Posted: 8/22/2004 3:11:56 PM EDT

[#7]

Defintaly "more thrust per squeeze"

Posted: 8/22/2004 3:16:54 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
"This is my BOOMSTICK"
-- Ash, Army of Darkness

12ga double Remington, S-MART's top of the line...!

Shop smart...shop S-Mart!

Then theres of course the rest, but those are the highlights of the quote :)

Posted: 8/22/2004 3:23:59 PM EDT

[#9]

"Be careful what you shoot at. Some things in here don't react well to bullets."

Capt Marko Ramius, "The Hunt For Red October," in the shootout in the missile room.

On a picture of a S&W revolver: "Press hard, six copies."

"S&W--the original "point and click" interface."

Posted: 8/22/2004 3:45:47 PM EDT

[#10]

"That will be $11,658.73, Sir."

MT

Posted: 8/22/2004 4:05:06 PM EDT

[#11]

"Fill your hands you son of a bitch"

John Wayne in True Grit.

Shootist

Posted: 8/22/2004 4:22:06 PM EDT

[#12]

"Go ahead, make my day"..................................................

Posted: 8/22/2004 4:49:26 PM EDT

[#13]

Good..., Bad..., I'm the guy with the gun. - Ash

...seven six two millimeter, full metal jacket. - Private Pyle

Posted: 8/22/2004 4:53:11 PM EDT

[#14]

*mimicing Cpt Ramius* " 'Be careful what you shoot at. Some things in here don't react well to bullets'...yeah, like me"

Jack Ryan, in the Red October missle room

Posted: 8/22/2004 4:53:13 PM EDT

[#15]

... "Fuck 'em, we're the ones with the guns"

Posted: 8/22/2004 5:00:04 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
We have four boxes with which to defend our freedom: the soap box, the
ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box."
- Teddy Roosevelt
~

I like this one

Posted: 8/22/2004 5:15:45 PM EDT

[#17]

" You, better wake up. The world you live in is juat a sugar coated toping. There is another world beneath it. The real world, and if you want to survive it you better learn to pull the triger!"

Quoted:
"Bother, said Pooh, as he chambered another round."

Someone, somewhere has this as a sig line. Damn, wish I had thought of it myself.

If that doesnt deserve a photoshop, I dont know what does.

Posted: 8/22/2004 5:20:20 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
" You, better wake up. The world you live in is juat a sugar coated toping. There is another world beneath it. The real world, and if you want to survive it you better learn to pull the triger"

Quoted:
"Bother, said Pooh, as he chambered another round."

Someone, somewhere has this as a sig line. Damn, wish I had thought of it myself.

If that doesnt deserve a photoshop, I dont know what does.

Who needs a photoshop when you can get the original story with pictures?

Posted: 8/22/2004 5:25:04 PM EDT

[#19]

Origionaly posted by Doublefeed:
Who needs a photoshop when you can get the original story with pictures?

Where would I find said story?

Posted: 8/22/2004 7:22:44 PM EDT

[#20]

You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize....

We got us a Josie Wales......

Knock! Knock!

I'll be back.....

I'm gonna have me some fun.....I'm gonna have me some fun

You brought one horse too many.....

Anything happens, anything at all, your fault, my fault, nobody's fault.....I'm gonna blow your head off....no matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed.....I'm gonna blow your head off...

Posted: 8/22/2004 7:24:55 PM EDT

[#21]

Airboss, cool quotes who said 'em?

Posted: 8/22/2004 9:15:45 PM EDT

[#22]

OK.. it aint from a movie but it might be my sig line when my account is activated:

After a request to pic up a pre-ban for sale while I'm out of state (we live in CT):

Dad: "Why do you care so much about a goddamn bayonet lug?"

Me: "Mind if I hacksaw the lugs off your M1s?"

*pause*

Dad: "I'll look into the pre-ban."

- BUCC_Guy

Posted: 8/22/2004 9:48:11 PM EDT

[#23]

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

I have a thing for the classics...

Posted: 8/22/2004 10:55:21 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted: John Wayne "And Lord forgive me for those men that I have killed, and those I am about to."" Bad guy "That's bold talk for a one eyed fat man."
"Fill your hands you son of a bitch"

John Wayne in True Grit.

Shootist

The greatest gun in the world is the one you have in your hand when you need one.

Posted: 8/23/2004 1:52:33 AM EDT

[#25]

They couldn't hit an elephant at this disssssss
General John Sedgewick at Cold Harbor.

Posted: 8/23/2004 2:29:55 AM EDT

[#26]

The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

Posted: 8/23/2004 2:44:36 AM EDT

[#27]

With the current rage of "Celebrity Poker" and "World Poker Challenge" I think this one from Murphy's Laws is appropriate.

"A Smith & Wesson beats four aces."

Posted: 8/24/2004 2:15:18 AM EDT

[#28]

"-Our Father in Heaven, as we go into battle, every soldier among us will approach you each in his own way, our enemies too, according to their own understanding and will ask for protection and victory, and so we bow before your infinite wisdom. We offer our prayers as best we can. Yes, and one more thing, dear Lord. About our enemies-- ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards straight to hell. Amen."

- Lt Col Hal Moore, "We Were Soldiers Once-And Young." (not quite a gun quote, but still pretty good!)

Posted: 8/24/2004 2:40:28 AM EDT

[#29]

I guess you'll have to kill me.

It'll hurt if I do.

Everybody dies. It's just a matter of when.

Posted: 8/24/2004 7:28:23 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
"Said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it."

M. Quigley ...

I named my little brother Matthew after I saw that movie . "Told ya, only my Roy can hit a coyote from that distance." LOL

Posted: 8/24/2004 7:41:46 PM EDT

[#31]

"I don't know how to use a gun"
"Do you know how to use a camera"?
"Yes"
"Same thing...Just point and shoot"

Posted: 8/24/2004 7:46:08 PM EDT

[#32]

My Wife...YES
My Dog...MMmmm maybe

My Gun....NEVER !!!

Posted: 8/24/2004 7:47:04 PM EDT

[#33]

The AR-15 is Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted: 8/24/2004 7:59:33 PM EDT

[#34]

The Lord giveth and the Stoner taketh away.

M-16 - The mouse that roared...

Posted: 8/24/2004 8:07:49 PM EDT

[#35]

"My gun is my bitch, and she has premanent PMS"

Posted: 8/24/2004 8:13:06 PM EDT

[#36]

More thrust per squeeze!

BigDozer66

Posted: 8/24/2004 8:46:11 PM EDT

[#37]

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore : So what do you think of these new M-16's?
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley : Too much goddamn plastic in it.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore : Not gonna use it, then?
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley : I'm afraid that when we get in there, there'll be plenty on the ground.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore : Yeah.

Posted: 8/24/2004 9:40:53 PM EDT

[#38]

GOD CREATED MAN, COL. COLT MADE THEM EQUAL!

Posted: 8/24/2004 10:08:32 PM EDT

[#39]

"THIS AIN'T YOUR DADDY'S SHOTGUN BOY"....FULL METAL JACKET

Posted: 8/24/2004 10:15:20 PM EDT

[#40]

Marlboro : You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.
Harley Davidson : Well how many'd I hit?
Marlboro : You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.
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Marlboro : Guns are meant to be shot Harley, not thrown!
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Marlboro : Squeeze the trigger, don't yank it, it's not your dick.
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Posted: 8/24/2004 11:24:32 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
"I'll be your huckleberry"
Doc Holiday, Tombstone.

Well you'll be a daisy if you do!

Doc Bob

Posted: 8/24/2004 11:29:23 PM EDT

[#42]

"Hold my beer.....Watch this!"

S.O.

Posted: 8/25/2004 12:32:02 AM EDT

[#43]

"They might get me in a rush but not before I make your head into a canoe"

and

"You gonna skin that smokewagon or just stand there and bleed?"

-- Tombstone

Posted: 8/25/2004 3:34:19 AM EDT

[#44]

"hey give me the gun, and hold my beer. watch this!"

Posted: 8/25/2004 7:12:23 AM EDT

[#45]

"Take that fucker who took my receiver out and shoot him in the head,"
~ Dick Vermeil, Kansas City Chiefs coach yelling at a Minnesota scout for a Viking player who broke the leg of his star receiver on a late hit in practice. (07/31/03)

Go Chiefs!

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