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Posted: 1/20/2012 3:07:46 PM EDT
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I had an organic chemstry teacher scream "Because God wants it that way!" when asked why a certain reaction occurred. There was a moment of stunned silence, then a student said, "Will you be accepting that answer on a test?"
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Posted: 1/20/2012 3:09:10 PM EDT
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"If a patient were to lose all the bacteria in thier gut have them eat a small amount of poop from a close relative to repopulate thier intestines with helpful bacteria." Wow... Just wow! What course was this? |
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Posted: 1/20/2012 3:19:47 PM EDT
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Sociology professor said that since an unwed mother only gets $23 add'l monthly welfare benefit for add'l bastard children, that it is a myth that some women have add'l babies for a bump in their welfare checks
 ..... I guess he thinks that the sperm-dumpsters that haven't finished the 8th grade can figure that math out. |
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Posted: 1/21/2012 11:14:01 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: "If a patient were to lose all the bacteria in thier gut have them eat a small amount of poop from a close relative to repopulate thier intestines with helpful bacteria." Wow... Just wow! What course was this? Isn't that one true? I know animals do it. |
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Posted: 1/21/2012 8:39:27 PM EDT
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"If a patient were to lose all the bacteria in thier gut have them eat a small amount of poop from a close relative to repopulate thier intestines with helpful bacteria." Wow... Just wow! What course was this? Isn't that one true? I know animals do it. Yes, it's true. Fecal bacteriotherapy. Sometimes necessary for people with ulcerative colitis. |
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Posted: 1/21/2012 8:45:34 PM EDT
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University of Colorado, Boulder? Ph.D 2003? "Social Construction of Sexuality"? Her CV is available on the web.
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"I once fucked this guy so hard my honey pot started leaking." Sex and Society professor. She was a nut job. What was her name? I know many, many Buffs Alum. Glenda D Walden, Sociology http://sobek.colorado.edu/SOC/People/Faculty/images/walden.jpg Err, no. I wouldn't. http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27341_770928064_8375_n.jpg http://images2.fanpop.com/image/answers/259000/259997_1259297792651.03res_237_344.jpg No, no you do not want. |
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Posted: 1/21/2012 8:57:07 PM EDT
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Contemporary Families professor: "It's NUCLEAR family. Not NUCULAR. That's energy and bombs"
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Posted: 1/21/2012 9:01:32 PM EDT
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Contemporary Families professor: "It's NUCLEAR family. Not NUCULAR. That's energy and bombs" 
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Posted: 1/21/2012 9:06:14 PM EDT
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I had a Geology prof tell the class that we should listen to him because he once got hit in the head with a lava rock on top of a S. American exploding volcano.
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Posted: 1/21/2012 9:06:38 PM EDT
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"If a patient were to lose all the bacteria in thier gut have them eat a small amount of poop from a close relative to repopulate thier intestines with helpful bacteria." Wow... Just wow! What course was this? Isn't that one true? I know animals do it. Yes, it's true. Fecal bacteriotherapy. Sometimes necessary for people with ulcerative colitis. Yes, but it should be performed in a controlled environment as opposed to haphazardly taking in fecal matter, as the professor's quote suggested to me. |
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Posted: 1/21/2012 9:11:03 PM EDT
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Packistani professor with a very thick accent saying: " de test is on da turd".
Everyone lost it, some went to tears, some even fell ff ther chairs laughing so hard. |
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Posted: 1/21/2012 9:12:14 PM EDT
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"If you have a laptop you are required to sit at the front of the class"
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. She said that half way through the orientation class. I raised my hand and asked why.  By the end of class period we were still arguing. I was just trying to get her to acknowledge that she didn't want students looking at porn in class. Finally I said, "Look, lady, I'm not going to be looking at PORN in your class". She got all red. Some of the girls were giggling. What a tart. |
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Posted: 1/21/2012 9:17:10 PM EDT
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Had to take some BS 'liberal studies" class last semester. Our instructor was a member of the africaner studys department. She kept on getting mad at people for not calling her doctor, it was just so easy to forget seeing as how she may be the most ignorant person I have ever met in my 22 years of existence. At one point in time we began talking about WWI and the machine gun, and she showed us a photo similar to this....
She then said "Many horses died, look, if the poor thing turns his head to far it will get shot off!" I wish I remembered more, but I have been trying to block out memories of her, I swear she killed my brain cells every time she opened her mouth. |
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Posted: 1/21/2012 9:27:09 PM EDT
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When my Ivy League prof offered his sponsorship towards earning a Masters, it seemed stupid at the time.
Upon reflection these decades later, not so much... 
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Posted: 1/21/2012 9:37:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: I had an organic chemstry teacher scream "Because God wants it that way!" when asked why a certain reaction occurred. There was a moment of stunned silence, then a student said, "Will you be accepting that answer on a test?" The instructor was subsequently let go due to mental health issues. LOL |
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Posted: 1/21/2012 9:38:00 PM EDT
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a History professor saying "....and if it wasn't for Thomas Edison, we wouldn't have electricity in our homes" I was like WTF ???
<raises hand to get professor's attention>, I said "ma'am, Edison was a huge proponent of DC current, our homes use AC current that was a product of Nicola Tesla's work". the the professor says "Who?" we stopped the class to do an internet search on Tesla because she wanted to make me look stupid to the class. when she saw the error of her ways, she said "Ohhhh....Tesla, I must have misunderstood you and I've got my lecture notes all out of order". I still had the going.
fast forward to the same class and professor two days later, professor says "....and around this time, Marconi invented the radio". here I go all and raising my hand again. Professor says " Yes Phideaux, do you have something to add?" I said "yes ma'am, Tesla invented the radio too." the bitch almost went livid and then says " There is no way Tesla invented the radio, I'm positive Marconi did that, it's right here in the book." I said " Your book is in error, and let's just look up the patents." so she did, and then she went  . " Yes ma'am, Marconi used 17 of Tesla's patents to make his version of the raido Tesla had already invented." she gave me a D on my class research paper on Tesla, fucking cunt.
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Posted: 1/21/2012 10:54:10 PM EDT
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That so-called professor Ward Chamberlain(sp?) had a series of doozies IIRC. Churchill. I see how your brain works. 
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Posted: 1/21/2012 11:22:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: Jimmy Carter was the smartest President in U.S. History. Yep, I had this one and the other one would be "The U.S. Constitution is a living document"!!!! I heard a lot of libtard l prof. say some crazy, terrible things about our founding fathers. |
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Posted: 1/21/2012 11:40:09 PM EDT
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Where in the fuck do some of you people go to school?
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Posted: 1/22/2012 12:07:29 AM EDT
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I had a Professor of Geography announce to the class when asked his thoughts on the wars, that " American soldiers are evil and are at as much fault as the Government for starting the wars because they did not object to them. That if they were real warriors they would have stood up for what was right." and in his opinion a war for oil is not is right. I promptly stood, stated my opinion of his statements and dropped the course. He was from Iran.
I had to tuck tail and return the following semester as it was a required class. During this Semester he required donation to the Katrina relief and stated that it wasn't mandatory but he couldn't guarantee a passing grade for the class if a donation was not received. Again, I withdrew and filed a complaint. The third time I got lucky and they hired a new professor... He was a civilian film/photo analyst during the Vietnam war and wore Hawaiian shirts daily. |
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Posted: 1/22/2012 12:10:09 AM EDT
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Macroeconomics professor from Tunisia lecturing us on why it was wrong that Americans didn't like brown bread (or, as she said, "bdown bdead").
Bread aside, I hated that class, because anytime I defended Supply-Side economics she and a few of the libtards in the class looked at me like I was stupid. I was the only one who didn't agree with her and her lefty lectures. |
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Posted: 1/22/2012 12:38:24 AM EDT
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"If a patient were to lose all the bacteria in thier gut have them eat a small amount of poop from a close relative to repopulate thier intestines with helpful bacteria." Wow... Just wow! What course was this? Isn't that one true? I know animals do it. Yes, it's true. Fecal bacteriotherapy. Sometimes necessary for people with ulcerative colitis. +1 i couldnt find the O.P to quote it. but it IS true |
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Posted: 1/22/2012 2:20:24 AM EDT
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I had a Spanish professor that wore a Hammer & Sickle lapel pin. He never espoused a single verbal political opinion during the 20 weeks that I had classes with him. I will say that while I did not retain enough to speak Spanish, I do understand enough of it to understand what people are saying in Spanish once in awhile.
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Posted: 1/22/2012 2:27:14 AM EDT
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Not the dumbest, but it just happened: Yesterday, I had a professor who was born and raised in China try to give a lecture about how offshoring hurts China. Yeah, you read that right, American offshoring hurts China.
He went through a power point presentation showing environmental problems (dead fish in streams, sand storms, etc.), and I just sat there. He held up a dry-erasable marker and said "Chinese workers only make 100-200 dollars per month making things like these." He kept emphasizing how little they made and how hard they worked. I couldn't take it any longer. I respectfully raised my hand and asked "how much were these workers making before offshoring was prominent?" He conceded my point and said a lot of jobs were created (most of these workers were unemployed or barely surviving off the land). tl;dr: Chinese business professor: 0; Milton Friedman: 1 And that most of the problems he pointed out in the environment are simply the product of a corrupt and irresponsible political class in a totalitarian State. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 1/22/2012 2:27:22 AM EDT
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My very good friend is a Professor from Chicago at Xavier university. He's a bit of a lefty but not full blown. He has said alot of stupid shit over the years.
The stupidest was that we need to spend more to get out of debt in this country.
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Posted: 1/22/2012 2:29:57 AM EDT
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"If a patient were to lose all the bacteria in thier gut have them eat a small amount of poop from a close relative to repopulate thier intestines with helpful bacteria." Wow... Just wow! What course was this? This is actually TRUE: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/01/19/us-faeces-transplants-idUSTRE70I1UT20110119 Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 1/22/2012 2:31:11 AM EDT
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I had a history professor declare the Democratic Party would no longer exist by 2010 (this was in 2006.) He's now Dean of half the school...
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:00:34 AM EDT
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Quoted: Oddly enough I just saw a news article about feces enemas to correct the problem Quoted: Quoted: "If a patient were to lose all the bacteria in thier gut have them eat a small amount of poop from a close relative to repopulate thier intestines with helpful bacteria." Wow... Just wow! What course was this? This is actually TRUE: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/01/19/us-faeces-transplants-idUSTRE70I1UT20110119 Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile  but that would be better than eating it |
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:04:19 AM EDT
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Had a sheet metal instructor say "Math isn't an exact science".
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:05:19 AM EDT
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"The Second Amendment does not apply to to the states" - criminal law professor.
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:08:02 AM EDT
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Hatred of the white devil class: Women make less than men because there are blue collar jobs and pink collar jobs. For instance, men become doctors and women become nurses and doctors get paid more than nurses.
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:12:18 AM EDT
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Back in early 2004 my political science professor said there was a 50% chance that GWB would not let the next election happen. In his defense the Bush Admistration did discuss suspending elections in the event of terrorism. Now with a link Edit: Link said it was Homeland security and President Bush was against it. Not really how I remember it going down but then I had not caught on that Journalists were full of shit at that point. |
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:26:31 AM EDT
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I had an English teacher claim that grading in red is offensive so she will use nice collors like purple. I hated that cunt.
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:32:15 AM EDT
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I had a poli sci/ history professor say that Wilson was the most intelligent president ever.
Perhaps this is true if you want to measure that by him being the only president with a PHD, but in office he made many herp derp moves IMHO. The professor is cool guy and nice to talk to, but he's definitely one of the most rabid liberals I've ever seen in academia. |
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:37:36 AM EDT
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My very first lecture for an anthropology course was Zero's innauguration. She has it playing the whole lecture and stops whenever he is speaking. To the entire class:
"Isn't it great having a president that can actually speak well?!" |
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:39:38 AM EDT
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I had a history professor state “nothing historically important has happen since the fall of the Roman Empire” he was an ancient history professor and very bright. I liked his classes and took several.
I’m pretty sure he was joking.
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:39:45 AM EDT
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Most college professors follow this career path: Bachelors degree, Masters degree, PhD. They have never had to survive outside the academic community. They have no idea what is going on in the real world.
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:40:33 AM EDT
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She then said "Many horses died, look, if the poor thing turns his head to far it will get shot off!" I wish I remembered more, but I have been trying to block out memories of her, I swear she killed my brain cells every time she opened her mouth. That Warhorse movie should have been more like this, but with the 1919 functional. WARHORSE! |
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:41:12 AM EDT
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I took a Political Science class in 2000 or so. The lecturer was this A.B.D. guy who was a real commie. The first day of class, we watched the first hour of The Matrix. It got right up to the part where Neo finds out about the cloning or whatever. He stops the tape, and says, "I think that there are forces in the world actively working to make this sort of thing possible. It wasn't until I saw this movie, that I realized that I generally have the mind of a crazy person."
I laughed out loud, hard. He and I actually became pretty good friends, although we were on complete opposite sides of the political spectrum.
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:42:19 AM EDT
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I had a prof for a music appreciation class who had never heard of Glenn Miller or Stevie Wonder.
If it wasn't classical she didn't care about it. |
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:42:40 AM EDT
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History professor at Oregon State University who dresses up in African clothes stating that the white influence in Africa was the epitome of degeneracy in Africa.
Professor was white and was talking about Rhodesia and South Africa in general. 
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:47:37 AM EDT
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My very first lecture for an anthropology course was Zero's innauguration. She has it playing the whole lecture and stops whenever he is speaking. To the entire class: "Isn't it great having a president that can actually speak well?!" The anthropology field has become one of the worst collections of groupthink obsessed echo chamber lovers out there, and it is chock full of people who lack any sense of the limitation of applicability to a given observation. Quite the contrary, it appears to be based on the idea that you make an observation, and based on that anecdotal experience (which they call "ethnographic" you make a ridiculously broad conclusion. I just took a Graduate Anthro seminar... maybe I am a glutton for punishment, but my first paper I turned in was a critique of the professor's field offered from an outsider's perspective. (In my defense, that was actually one of the proposed topics!) Well, at least now I know why the Human Terrain Team project had such a hard time recruiting anthropologists. |
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:49:27 AM EDT
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Most college professors follow this career path: Bachelors degree, Masters degree, PhD. They have never had to survive outside the academic community. They have no idea what is going on in the real world. 
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Posted: 1/30/2012 7:55:41 AM EDT
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US History course, first day: "What is it about a lack of skin pigmentation that makes white people so warlike?" I promptly dropped the class and switched to another open section taught by a different professor. he sounds like a tool the correct question is "why is the west so good at war" and the answer is in this book, i love it 
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Posted: 1/30/2012 8:04:04 AM EDT
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Had a literature teacher (this was high school) tell the entire class they were stupid when three students could not answer a question. She then went on to tell the whole class that we were so stupid we probably could not point out which was the 3rd planet in the solar system. When a student blurted out earth she was rewarded with a profound, "See I knew you students were stupid! It is not Earth its Mars!"
I stormed out of class after a brief outburst that summed up her intellect, demeanor, and possibly her immoral consorting with fence posts. I fetched the nearest biology teacher and brought her in on the conversation. The teacher flat out told her that earth is in fact the third planet and that she should stick to literature instead of science in her class. Three day vacation for me followed (3 day suspension) not because of my outbursts or the possibility of cursing at the top of my lungs, but because I talked back to the teacher and disrupted class. |
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Posted: 1/30/2012 8:05:15 AM EDT
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In a private conversation at a party I heard one say: If you look at the universe there must be a god.
At the same party I also heard one say "I only drink Milwaukee's best because I don't like any other beer." In class, didn't really hear much derping since engineering teachers usually don't launch into personal opinions and sociopolitical triads. My freshman English teacher wanted to make us crossdress to "get an idea of how the other gender feels"...to which I replied "its not going to tell us anything how the other gender feels, its going to tell us how cross dressers feel." He ended up making it optional. No-one did it. ETA::Almost forgot...standing in the lobby watching news coverage of the Virginia tec shooting and my adviser turned to me and said "Is this guy an NRA member?" to which I replied:"Uh, probably not" |
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Posted: 1/30/2012 8:16:06 AM EDT
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How about this guy
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Posted: 1/30/2012 8:18:15 AM EDT
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He was a lawyer - not sure he ever taught. |
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Posted: 1/30/2012 8:22:03 AM EDT
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US History course, first day: "What is it about a lack of skin pigmentation that makes white people so warlike?" I promptly dropped the class and switched to another open section taught by a different professor. 
I'd have had to have argued with him first before dropping the class to let everybody know what a fucking moron they were going to be stuck with. 
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Posted: 1/30/2012 8:25:55 AM EDT
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English Literature
Hamlet The 1970's movie adaptation. Hamlet has just seen the ghost of his father and is chasing him/it through the castle. Professor pauses the movie as Hamlet is running through a corridor. "Ok, now look at this scene. This is a very vaginal tunnel. You notice that it's arched at the top, and the candlelight makes it very red-ish pink. Also, the ceiling is low, so he couldn't swing his sword - he'd have to THRUST!" The entire class ->
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