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Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:08:20 PM EDT
[#1]
5'4"-5'6" built like Taylor Swift.



Natural redhead, brunette or blond.



Light skin from pale as a ghost to a natural tan.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:08:24 PM EDT
[#2]
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That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called.


Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER.

<a href="http://img266.imageshack.us/i/imageaxdw.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4915/imageaxdw.jpg</a>




Seriously, that is one beautiful woman. She probably isn't wearing any make up in that pic.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:08:48 PM EDT
[#3]
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My wife is perfect for me, all that I care about.


You got that right!

A non-crazy, faithful woman that appreciates and loves you is worth her weight in diamonds.



I concur.

Mrs. Brohawk is far better than what I deserve.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:10:08 PM EDT
[#4]
My choice in woman has not one thing to do with the fuckheads that inhabit this board.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:11:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Considering how many guys rant about being cheated on by their ex's, you'd think fidelity would be at the top of the list.  She may be smoking hot, but if you can't trust her...

Just sayin'.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:12:56 PM EDT
[#6]
boobs!



Big ones!



every thing else is ancillary.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:13:59 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:

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S E Cupp

and


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That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called. Allison Stokke Carrie Keagan

making out.
 



Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:14:40 PM EDT
[#8]


Ding Ding Ding. We have a winner.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:18:17 PM EDT
[#9]
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natalie portman?

way too liberal!


Giada De Laurentis

She makes a mean sammich


She's a little chatty though.....
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:36:29 PM EDT
[#10]
i cull nuthin but he-panthers and stove pipes.....and i aint too sure about the stove pipes sometimes....
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:39:09 PM EDT
[#11]
Of course the perfect woman is beautiful.

However, without a personality and a soul, that beauty is wasted and in fact because something dark and ugly.


The perfect woman is kind, loving, and faithful as well.  Real beauty comes from within.  Outer beauty is just a shell.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:41:55 PM EDT
[#12]
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Deaf, mute, nymphomaniac that loves to cook, clean and clean guns.




And her daddy owns a liquor store!

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:42:37 PM EDT
[#13]
Summer Glau with slightly bigger breasts.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:45:55 PM EDT
[#14]
My dream girl!
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:46:57 PM EDT
[#15]



Quoted:


My wife is perfect for me, all that I care about.


This X 1,000.



 
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:47:18 PM EDT
[#16]
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The perfect woman has a 5 position switch in the middle of her back.
Those positions are:

1. FUCK
2. SUCK
3. COOK
4. CLEAN
5. OFF

After completion of any selected cycle the switch reverts to  -  OFF


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:47:34 PM EDT
[#17]
Not batshit crazy.

Everything else is negotiable.

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:51:55 PM EDT
[#18]
A loving mother, faithful and hard-working partner, a genius in the kitchen, and a wh*ore in the bedroom.  


AV1611 out......
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:52:37 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
The perfect woman has a 5 position switch in the middle of her back.
Those positions are:

1. FUCK
2. SUCK
3. COOK
4. CLEAN
5. OFF

After completion of any selected cycle the switch reverts to  -  OFF


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:53:11 PM EDT
[#20]
After reading some of the other posts in this thread, it occurs to me that perhaps my problem is that my standards are too high!  
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:58:22 PM EDT
[#21]
Lindset Lohan when we can see her bones seems to fit Arfcoms perfetc woman image
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 3:59:03 PM EDT
[#22]
Estella Warren.
Go ahead and say she has pointy knees or her feet are too big. I dare ya.

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:00:48 PM EDT
[#23]






THIS

 
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:02:00 PM EDT
[#24]
Perfect woman?

I will know her when I see her.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:02:37 PM EDT
[#25]


Might want to edit that...it's gonna get the thread locked.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:03:01 PM EDT
[#26]
I am expecting to see the old joke: 3 feet tall with a flat head you can set a beer on and no teeth.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:03:52 PM EDT
[#27]
Damn, that pole vaulter chick is SO hot.

But yeah, +1 for Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale.



Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:04:07 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:04:31 PM EDT
[#29]
   Looking at the pictures, I know there's no way GD will ever agree on this issue. Which is good.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:09:13 PM EDT
[#30]
My idea of the perfect woman, Maggie Q










 
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:10:25 PM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:12:18 PM EDT
[#32]
My wife is perfect for me.  She still does ballet and looks better now than when we were married.  She is smart, funny, beautiful and likes to hunt deer.  I taught her how to cook, too!

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:19:13 PM EDT
[#33]
At this stage of the game any one that would play with my pee pee and not charge me !
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:26:01 PM EDT
[#34]
Also, Milla








Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:28:06 PM EDT
[#35]
Christina Hendricks
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:32:49 PM EDT
[#36]
Whatever she looks like, whatever she acts like, the ideal woman is AN ORPHAN.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:40:37 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Christina Hendricks


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:50:42 PM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:


My idea of the perfect woman, Maggie Q





 


Dude, what happened to her head?!









 
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:52:22 PM EDT
[#39]



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Whatever she looks like, whatever she acts like, the ideal woman is AN ORPHAN.


Having had my marriage essentially sabotaged by the MIL, I can whole heartedly agree on this one.

 



As for the "perfect women".... as far as what I find attractive, it's all over the map.  Short, tall, curvy, athletic, voluptuous, hair color, facial features, it all depends how the individual is put together.  About the only thing that is a consistent turn-off is being too far on the thin side.  Of course what I'd consider an upper bound on the other end, some people here would consider "land whale" territory.  What they would consider thin, I'd see as borderline anorexic.




Drop-dead gorgeous like Christina or Milla or some average girl I see at the supermarket that just happens to have a certain look that pushes all the right buttons and won't leave my thoughts.




You'll NEVER get a consensus on "perfect" from any group of people.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:52:55 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
My idea of the perfect woman:

http://hotandnerdy.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/maggieq3.jpg
 


As long as we are going to keep on this path -
I lived with a girl for a few years who was 5'10" and built like that, she was a ballet dancer.  The advantage is knowing she was never going to be one childbirth or a package of Twinkies away from turning into Jabba the Hut.  That said, a woman needs more curves than that IMO.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:53:52 PM EDT
[#41]


The head.....it hurts my eyes.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 4:55:28 PM EDT
[#42]
My wife.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 5:00:30 PM EDT
[#43]



I take it you're attracted to forheads then?





Link Posted: 9/6/2010 5:03:52 PM EDT
[#44]
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I take it you're attracted to fiveheads then?







fixt.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 5:05:41 PM EDT
[#45]
for me? this women

Elly Tran Ha

22 year old VN women, all natural

asian, Big tits and ass. thin, asian


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 5:07:07 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
for me? this women

Elly Tran Ha

22 year old VN women, all natural

asian, Big tits and ass. thin, asian


http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2050/90311585875259541466840.jpg


20 years

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 5:07:23 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
for me? this women

Elly Tran Ha

22 year old VN women, all natural

asian, Big tits and ass. thin, asian


http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2050/90311585875259541466840.jpg


please tell me she's in porn??
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 5:13:53 PM EDT
[#48]
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THIS  


Might want to edit that...it's gonna get the thread locked.


Might want to edit the url out of your quote...it's gonna get the thread locked.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 5:22:45 PM EDT
[#49]
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Quoted:
My wife is perfect for me, all that I care about.


You got that right!

A non-crazy, faithful woman that appreciates and loves you is worth her weight in diamonds.



This is it.
Finding a woman like this is a very hard thing to do!

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 5:25:59 PM EDT
[#50]
It ain't always about looks.  It's about attitude.





Smart

Self assured

No daddy issues

Able to carry on an intelligent conversation about US history or what was on the news last night

Able to put the phone down.

Doesn't drink

Has to be able to laugh at me and herself.



Spoiled, self absorbed princesses need not apply.



I'd rather have a plain woman that has her shit together then a centerfold that is more messed up than a football bat.
It helps if she's a redhead with big boobs.  Wait a minute, I married a red head with big boobs.
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