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Link Posted: 12/14/2005 5:45:18 AM EDT
[#1]
Pee on its feet.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:51:29 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
I'd assault the Zombie with my massive junk.



You know.

Turn down the lights.

Fire up a couple of candals.

Put on some Barry White[zombie chicks dig Barry White].

Ice down the auspie's.

Break out the love kit.



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Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:59:30 AM EDT
[#3]
[tangent]How the hell do you get a zombie drunk if everything you pour in it streams right back out through the gaping holes in its thorax?[/tangent]

Link Posted: 12/14/2005 6:59:58 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
and you are completely naked and about to open the door/draw back the curtain?  

G



Then it would eat me and all my plans would be thwarted.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:42:22 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
I had some Spermamax, so I'll just cum on his head... Better than a 870!



That is so gross.
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:53:09 AM EDT
[#6]
Thats why my shower curtain is clear, to identify approaching threats.
Rip down the curtain rod, and poke that sumbitch in the eye socket

BUT

If it's Julia from ROTLD3, then I'm all over that white on rice
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 7:56:48 AM EDT
[#7]
I have two showerheads, so it's cool.
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