User Panel
I steer a pressurized metal tube containing humans through the lower
levels of the Earth's atmosphere. |
|
|
|
I work in a red lobster kitchen... making a cool $6.50 an hour
|
|
Electromagnetic, thermonuclear, beam particle operator at Wal-Mart. Thats how we roast those chicken ya know.
|
|
I own a VERY small property management company and a VERY small electrical contracting company.
$6.50 in a Red Lobster kitchen would be a promotion for me Full time college student, too. |
|
Hey sixgun357,
I am a respirator therapist too! NICU,SICU,MICU,trauma team, did sleep studies for a while. Former EMT. Good stuff and times in the ole hospital the past week. DAROGUE1 |
|
I am a professional idiot for a living. (I own a bar) Which, contrary to popular beliefs, I am not wealthy, but rather strapped. Every one thinks that I am made of cash, jeez. BUT, If I wasnt married, I would be a professional "Poon Magnet".
|
|
Law student.
In my past life, I was a newspaper copy editor. Before that, I was the murder/car wreck/house fire reporter. ETA: A big part of what a copy editor does is writing headlines. Here are my best two that didn't make it into the paper (they were rejected): When DeForest Kelley died: "He's dead, Jim" and when AP moved a story about a drop in the rate of venereal diseases: "Syphilis rate slows to a trickle" One that DID make it (when a truck carrying sausage crashed and blocked a major highway in the town where I worked: "Sausage clogs city artery" I had to keep myself amused somehow. |
|
+1 There are a lot of us here ;) |
|
|
Shit...I can't remember now. Can somebody tell me?
Maybe tomorrow I'll figure this out... |
|
I'm not a lawyer on the Internet, but I play one in real life.
|
|
I charge people ALOT of money to tell them to read their manual. And that hooking 10 car suboofers to their home reciever was a BAD idea. And that spraying WD-40 into their DVD load tray WON'T make it play better. And that PS2's wern't really designed to run while submerged in beer.
Oh, and alledgedly I repair / install consumer, professional and mobile Audio/Video eqipment. |
|
Professional Baby Shaker.
I also take people fishing - think 'Lil Connor and Lacy (although they didn't like being the bait). |
|
snowboard, play flute, shoot, hunt, metal detect, read, buy more guns
|
|
Major League Infidel............no really i work at a local Police equipment shop
|
|
I breed bacteria designed to consume polymers by night, by day I make doors for the space shuttle.
On weekends I trim the nails of tree sloths. |
|
Space Shuttle Repel Master :)
Security Contractor (not an operator, place your own damn calls!). |
|
|
I wear one of those one weekend a month, two weeks a year but it doesn't have the star yet. It will next year, when I go to |
|
|
Sr. PCB / Test Hardware Designer for an engineering firm...
(I design custom ATE test boards, system motherboards/daughter cards, and evaluation modules, all for various tester platforms and form factors). I play hockey and go shooting when time permits... |
|
I babysit grown adults and move large quantities of soil, hazardous waste, and liquids from one place to another.
|
|
Loss Prevention "Detective"
I watch people do disgusting and hilarious shit all day and occasionally catch shoplifters. There's a bunch of other uninteresting duties that go along with my job. Tip: Never do anything inside a store that you don't want someone to see. Most of the time, someone saw you pick your nose and eat it, scratch your ass, fondle your girlfriend, tease your nipples, pick up food off the floor and eat it, sniff your fingers after scratching your crotch, and all the other nasty stuff grown men and women do when they think no one is watching. |
|
Retired thug.
Currently a drug pusher. I'm going into politics next. Arc |
|
I was sent to monitor and report back all ARFCOM user communications and activities.
|
|
I go to rather unpleasant places in the world and sit in a metal box with lots of blinky thingies.
|
|
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.