NASCAR
Non
Athletic
Sport
Centered
Around
Rednecks
Drag racing is Much more exciting-especially Top Fuelies at night-and your ears get a rest.
Baseball: Hard to get excited about watching it, unless you've played the game extensively. Too much standing around.
Basketball: Too much standing around, players paid WAY TOO MUCH for a 40 minute game on a 40yd court. I only watch college, occasionally.
Football: Again, too much standing around-they actually only play about 18 minutes of a 3 hour game. Yeah, I still watch it, but as the years go by I lose interest more and more.
Soccer: Hard to understand or get excited about, unless you've played the game (I have, extensively). Constant attack/counterattack fall back to defense, advance on offense. International rules: 90 MINUTE GAME, NO TIME OUTS, ONLY TWO (2) SUBSTITUTIONS PER GAME.
Hockey: IMHO, the only sport where the players ACTUALLY EARN THE MONEY THEY'RE PAID. I enjoy hockey so much, hell, I'd pay to see 10year-olds play. I guess you could say I enjoy sports that have a lot of constant action. Lacrosse looks brutal, I'm not real familiar with it. Played some rugby, brutal also, but GREAT parties afterward. Australian Rules Football: Has ANYONE figured out the rules of this game?? I think the object is to DISH OUT and ABSORB as much punishment as possible and still be a "sport" about it. Oh-and to kick a ball through the uprights so that some limp-wristed lookin' dude can give those amusing hand signals.