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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:04:45 AM EDT
[#1]
"......Like a bastard."
Any action (even intransitive) by a person done to an extreme can be done "like a bastard." e.g. "And then this guy comes running out of the store like a bastard...." "bro, you're sweatin' like a bastard!..." |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:07:02 AM EDT
[#2]
Well dip my balls in cream and squat me in a room full of kittens
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Posted: 1/25/2021 11:08:30 AM EDT
[#3]
You want fries with that?
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Posted: 1/25/2021 12:08:24 PM EDT
[#4]
dumber than a box of rocks.
more than one corndog short of a picnic. nope no. |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 12:14:16 PM EDT
[#5]
Fuck me to tears
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Posted: 1/25/2021 12:18:04 PM EDT
[#6]
That's like sore peter, you can't beat it.
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Posted: 1/25/2021 12:22:19 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You can wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up faster. MY GRANDFATHER IS POSTING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE! |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 12:25:44 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When answering the phone I often say, "Joe's Pool Hall...Eight Ball speaking!"  "City morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em." ""I'm calling for Desmond Montague." |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 12:29:00 PM EDT
[#9]
fuck if I know
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Posted: 1/25/2021 12:29:41 PM EDT
[#10]
“Fuck off”
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Posted: 1/25/2021 12:29:49 PM EDT
[#11]
not my circus-not my clowns
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Posted: 1/25/2021 12:52:24 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: not my circus-not my clowns My wife uses this with "not my monkeys." |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 12:59:47 PM EDT
[#13]
Don’t mistake kindness for weakness.
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Posted: 1/25/2021 1:20:36 PM EDT
[#14]
"Well I'll be dipped in shit."
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Posted: 1/25/2021 1:25:49 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: Mine is “darn tootin” and “oh, you’re a silly nanny.” "I wouldn't piss on him if his heart was on fire." |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 1:26:57 PM EDT
[#16]
Fukkinfukkityfukfuk!
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Posted: 1/25/2021 1:43:13 PM EDT
[#17]
No matter where you go, there you are!
Eat s(^$# and die, leg mother f(**^$ You know, in law enforcement we would call that ...a clue! |
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Posted: 1/25/2021 3:39:09 PM EDT
[#18]
That dog ain't gonna hunt.
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Posted: 1/25/2021 5:09:51 PM EDT
[#19]
Fair to middlin'
Does a one legged duck swim in a circle? I'll beat you like a red-headed step child. |
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