Sister wives vs. dog f'ers. Cracks me up 

I'm adopted and there are a lot of people who look similar to me. My cousin in So. IN married a guy who could have been my twin. But, since I was adopted, no one knows if I have a twin or not.

I never consider it. And, people tend to be full of shit and you just write off the "looks similar" as people being people. The birthday thing is just an odd coincidence.

I can easily see how this got where it did. The amazing thing is that they met. God has a weird sense of humor sometimes.

TC

They should just move on as husband and wife, forget about kids, buy some dogs.

I saw this movie back in the 80s.  The People Under the Stairs.

I think they probably each suspected it in the back of their minds. Same Bday, look similiar, in same area, parents killed in car accident and then put up for adoption. I always assumed they kept twins together though??

Someone will make a porn out of this exact scenario.

I bet they suspected it more than in passing - I would guess that they strongly suspected it and never checked so would not have their suspicions confirmed.

Then again, neither of them could be very smart if they knew and were still trying to have biological children...

Honestly? The guy should get a vasectomy just in case, they should move, change their names, and adopt. No one would ever be the wiser.

Sure, if they really love each other that much. Such an awkward situation.

Yep. Or use surrogates so the kid would at least be biologically one of theirs (really both since their DNA is pretty much the same).

Did they know their parents had died in an accident?
Article says they had been adopted when their parents died but didn't say if the siblings actually knew.

Is it weird that i'm really turned on right now?

Yeah. After considering it, y'all are still way more fucked up.

Let that sink in.

Honestly it just shows how smart nature is that she couldn't carry a pregnancy.

THAT would be a hell of a conversation. You walk in to talk to the doc about fertility, and he tells you you were adopted, tells your wife she was also adopted, and then tells you that your wife is actually your twin sister.

I'd be looking for the candid camera at that point.

It is funny how often twins manage to find each other though.

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"Incest" as "Sibling Revelry"

On a serious note, it is fucked up to seperate siblings, especially twins.

It's hotter now that they git caught. You know she was polishing his dome all the way home.

I'll assist with hoisting the bullshit flag.

Probably not. 

What about all the people who have trouble and aren't related?

lots of family relations throughout history. 

I bet they are really regretting their Jamie and Cersei Lannister costumes last halloween...

There I was, deep in the Yankee land, living in Sanford, Maine. My downstairs neighbors had a couple of friends who would come over and visit frequently (they lived next door), Fred and Barbara. It was a may/December romance, Fred being much younger than Barbara. Fred's brother, Brian, would also come hang out with my neighbors while they worked on whatever POS car they'd traded for that week. One day, while I was sitting outside, my downstairs neighbor told me about Fred and Barbara.

When Barbara was a young teenager, she'd had a couple of sons out of wedlock and, being unable to care for them, her parents convinced her to give them up for adoption. Fast forward sixteen or so years, and Barbara met Fred, a much younger man to whom she was instantly attracted-a feeling which was apparently reciprocal. Fred and Barbara dated for about six months, having sex quite a bit during that time, before discovering during a conversation about family history that Barbara was Fred's mother. Now, most people would take this chance to suck start a shotgun, or at least wash their body with an industrial sized barrel of bleach before moving across the country. Not Fred and Barbara, though. Nope, they decided that their mutual physical and emotional attraction was more important than something as trivial as society's views on incest. Instead of backing up and regrouping, Fred and Barbara moved in together, living as mother-son / boyfriend-girlfriend. As my neighbor explained to me at the time, during the intervening years from the discovery of their relationship and the time the story was related to me, Barbara had had at least three miscarriages of Fred's babies. They were actively trying to conceive. I moved soon after, happy to have never returned to that town for anything beyond a visit.

I had a DNA screening done when my wife was pregnant with my eldest when a dangerous gene turned up in her screening, I can't imagine why a fertility clinic wouldn't do that kind of thing.

Considering they're sourcing the story from The Sun... I'm kinda wondering that myself.

They didn't say they were gonna break up, just re-examine their future .

We did IVF. They screen for chromosomal anomalies, a few heritable diseases, and some other things. That's different from doing a forensic-type DNA comparison.

Am I the only one here thinking this is kinda kinky?  I mean, it could be a turn-on if you think about it the right way.

Of course, I'm an only child.  Maybe if I had a sibling I might think differently.  

That's a pretty rough situation. If they are in a year's long relationship, in love and planning to spend their lives together and raise a family that's some heavy news to swallow and a lot of pressure.

If they get divorced, are they still brother and sister?

THe linked article in the OP says it was a hoax.

You caught us.

We were just trying to top "Florida man cuts of penis to feed Alligator"