I can get behind this theory.  It would also explain the time the gang met Batman.

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You win!

A little off topic, but I just thought it was a cool pic, at least now we know which members of the gang will survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

Velma would survive the Zombie Apocalypse better than the others as long as she doesn't lose her glasses.

I love that pic. Like to read a fanfic about that.

When I read the title of this thread my mind thought,

"Shaggy and Velma would be smelly and dirty because they are both hippies"

Meh, already seen it.  

I wish you would invest in a sense of humor.

It really is a good thing to have.

 

Yep, I've got a wallpaper of Velma and Scooby.  Thank you /wg/.

 

I've seen both.





 

the closer I look the more I think it's a vampire apocalypse
notice the cross and the stake

I would just like to say that Sarah michelle gellar is smoking hot.

That is all.

Fred was gay.

Velma was a lesbian.

Shaggy was shagging Daphne, but only when she was drunk.

Daphne was a rich girl with daddy issues.

Scooby was...a dog with a speech impediment.

I think the topic has been discussed enough.

Search it on a porn site to find out?

There IS a porn scene of just that.



Bree Olsen is Daphne.

I guess you missed the part in red.  

Johnny Bravo FTMFW

Bobbi Starr is Velma....yes a little tall but I am not really complaining.

That explains his appetite.

OK, NOW I need the name of the movie.

Butt girls are butt girls.

Who?

Scooby got in on the action too....the interwebz showed me show.

Velma was probably in love with Daphne.

Daphne was probably in love with Fred.

Fred was probably in love with Shaggy.

And Im pretty sure Shaggy was banging Scooby Doo.

Never mind.  Found it...

Huh, and now I know.

OP, your question is answered at 4:06 in this link.
ETA:  Should be the same video, but in case the timing is off, here's a back-up:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRAPyaEdaOw&feature=related

The fucking dog was talking and making jokes.  How can you not factor in bestiality when there is a sentient dog.  

Or perhaps a pyschoanalytical explanation?

The empty, hedonistic life of Mysteries Inc.—an endless round of beach parties, malt shop runs, and excursions to distant portions of the United States and international territories—is often remarked upon by observers of the series, as is the truly gargantuan appetite exhibited by Norville Rogers. In commentaries, the two are often connected, usually by the hypothesis that the gang derives its income from a lucrative trade in the sale of those illicit substances that Shaggy does not himself consume.

Probing deeper, however, I wonder if we cannot discover a more powerful, psychoanalytic explanation. The Mysteries Inc. kids engage in no formal schooling, nor do they hold gainful employment. They are of an indeterminate age, yet despite being referred to as "kids" do not resemble teens. Instead, they seem to exist in a kind of infantilized adulthood, free to expose adults who are responsible enough to have chosen a life of crime and to humiliate the law enforcement officers who have failed to bring these malefactors to justice. They are adults who have not attained the full trappings of adulthood.

I conjecture, then, that in Scooby Doo, Where Are You? we are witnessing a sophisticated representation of an Oedipal struggle, in which the main characters are attempting to become adults themselves by metaphorically "killing" the adult figures in their lives. (The continuing "mystery" inherent in the series is: How can a late twentieth century American bourgeois become a full and mature person?) Ultimately, the series chronicles their continuing failure to achieve adulthood, no matter how many criminals they catch and sheriff's deputies they upstage, and their ritualistic behavior stands exposed as a sad gesture, an impotent substitute for the simple expedient of taking up a responsible existence. The fact that thirty-five years on they are still recapitulating the same transparent avoidance of growing up only confirms the pathetic nature of their Peter Pan–like existence. Where are their own children? I'm sorry to say so, but: Velma, surely you are post-menopausal by now, assuming you weren't even back then.

And their fascination with food? Make no mistake, they are all fascinated by it, as evidenced by the way Fred, Daphne, and Velma studiously avoid eating on camera. Hypothesis: Daphne is anorexic, Velma's shapeless sweaters betray an embarrassment of her own body, and Fred's bulging pectorals and trim [waist] confirm him as an exercise fetishist. Only Shaggy and Scooby are honest enough to act out their attempt to fill an empty spiritual void by filling their stomachs with high-calorie snacks. It might also be a displaced desire to return to infancy and the comfort of breast-feeding.

http://scoobyfiles.toonzone.net/food/index.html

You gentlemen, have made my night better.    LOL!

 

I was wondering if anybody else had thought of that

That Velma kicked ass

The film proves that Velma hid some impressive sweater-goodies.  I do not care whom out of the group she was boinking, as long as she would share the goodies with me.  Shaggy and Fred can go to the store for munchies,  but the girls stay here,lol.   Daphne....bit of a dingbat if you ask me, but oooh, those long legs and that fire down below....;)