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Posted: 7/15/2001 2:01:09 AM EDT
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[b]"So the Guiness, Dockers, Polo long sleeves, and Oakley glasses is a turn off here in TX."[/b]
Yep, unless it's the 80's, people call you "Dubya", you drive a Beemer and snort coke that shit won't fly in TX. Get a big shiny belt buckle, try to make your ass as flat as possible (it attracts the white women for some reason) and grow a mustache. In my best Dolemite voice; "Dress it up, flash the cash... A nickel and a dime never got no white trash Show em a smile, wear some tight pants if worst comes to worse, get a lap dance" |
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Posted: 7/15/2001 1:15:25 PM EDT
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Well at least you will always have Rosie Palmer and her five sisters. If you dress up like a big fat dyke you may just bag Rosie O'donut, I heard she's dateless.
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Posted: 7/15/2001 1:25:24 PM EDT
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LT,
"The Tao of Steve" is a movie that came out about 8mos to a year ago about this less-than-impressive specimen of a man who is rolling in poon... flippin' hysterical! I'd highly recommend it to anyone who likes dry wit and sarcasm. Sad thing is.. his tactics work IRL... |
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Posted: 7/15/2001 1:42:48 PM EDT
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See?!?! Get a hat!
[img]http://www.spe.sony.com/classics/taoofsteve/stills/images/15.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 7/15/2001 1:46:54 PM EDT
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Y'all fergot a coupla very important points :)
1) DO NOT wear socks with your sandles (this screams Yankee). Stick to the boots. 2) You MUST place a large pinch of Copenhagen between yer cheek n' gum. Use the spitoon. If you use it...they will come. CS |
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Posted: 7/15/2001 2:06:40 PM EDT
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got some info from Stuff© magazine for you lt. They had an article with the "best city to..." in it. For the best woman to man ratio..Sarasota Florida is the place. Unfortunately most women there are over 70![:)]
For the city with the best chance at a one night stand..Chicago Ill. For the city with the best strip clubs..[b]Montreal,Quebec,Canada!![/b] Cheap liquor,cheap cover charge,patrons are encouraged to ahhhh..well get up close and personal with the dancers and for more $$..more up close![;)] |
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Posted: 7/15/2001 2:41:07 PM EDT
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LT, go see Depeche Mode if they're coming up there. Problem solved. What more you want?[:D]
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Posted: 7/15/2001 4:32:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: LT, go see Depeche Mode if they're coming up there. Problem solved. What more you want?[:D] [>:/] Huh?!?! |
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Posted: 7/16/2001 12:01:28 AM EDT
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Quoted: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh." I was gonna ask if ewe was a transplanted Texan becuz ewe spelt whup right insteda whoop, but everyone noes that a reel texan wooda said ya'll insted of y'uh. must bee a spi ewe also forgot "warshed" like ewe warshed ur truck |
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Posted: 7/16/2001 12:39:36 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I go home. ALONE. No digits. No nothing. This sucks. I seem to have the Imbrolio curse here in TX. No digits = No handjob? ROTFLMAO |
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Posted: 7/16/2001 6:47:52 AM EDT
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They are a dance rock band that played Houston Sat night. Lots and lots of what you seek, all looking good and with that party spirit.
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Posted: 7/16/2001 6:51:54 AM EDT
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Quoted: They are a dance rock band that played Houston Sat night. Lots and lots of what you seek, all looking good and with that party spirit. I know who they are. However the last time I saw them in concert(80's) There were quite a few freaky looking chicks and gay guys. Not really my speed. Maybe the fan based has changed since then. |
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Posted: 7/16/2001 8:30:32 AM EDT
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LT.
Forget the Bar scene, ever try to hold on to a couple of books and hang out at a nearby College or University? Go down to the Cafeteria area. Don't laugh guys, It worked for me! And believe it or not, I pick up a couple of girls at the college library (reading my weekly aviation week and space technology magazine). |
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Posted: 7/16/2001 9:23:43 AM EDT
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Ya know I was talking to someone at my complex's pool and was told that church socials are the thing here in TX.
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Posted: 7/16/2001 10:57:46 AM EDT
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Hey lordtrader,
Maybe you need to have a Texas makeover... [url]www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=37619#lastPost[/url] |
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Posted: 7/16/2001 11:21:57 AM EDT
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Quoted: Or maybe its me can someone clue me in here folks. I have never had this much problem in CA. Matter of fact I was not doing too bad. I wasn't in the "player" status but I had game. If I went out I would get at least a number. I never bother with pick up lines. I just say hi or hello and go from there. Worked for me in the past. Here it seems like they think I am an insurance salesman come to sell em a policy. I get that "Not interested, go away look in their eyes" Went to happy hour with some folks from the place I am temping at, and thought hey, plenty of women here(some pool place and bar). Cool. So I try to start making small talk with this girl in the next table. She answered all my questions, but I was getting the major cold front. So I dropped it. We move to the bar. A group of 5 girls were there and the 2 guys I was with start talking to them so I jump in. Nothing. Another cold front. I go home. ALONE. No digits. No nothing. This sucks. I seem to have the Imbrolio curse here in TX. WTF!!! How the hell do meet women here in TX. Tried the singles ads on line and that's getting me nowhere too. I even put an ad out myself instead of just answering them. All I get is response for nudie sites. Man this sucks!!!! NO JOB. NOT GETTING LAID. I'm starting to get gun shy here. Maybe I have a growth on the side of my head I don't know about. Maybe the ugly stick hit me a few more times bet here and CA, and I am now in the fugly category. Sorry just had to rant here. No one else to rant to. [i]Edited for grammar and spelling kinda hard to type when you're buzzed[/i] Since you're obviously a little down here, I won't tell you about the redheaded Texan bodybuilder gal I hung out (literally) with for a spell. Y'all would just git depressed. I WILL die a happy man now. |
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