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Link Posted: 9/3/2018 4:20:45 PM EDT
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The U.K. has always been the Alabama of Europe.
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QFT
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 4:26:46 PM EDT
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Sure, it's the British version of Cosmo, but the model on the cover is American.  So what does that say?
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 4:27:37 PM EDT
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Words have never been truer.
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 4:30:48 PM EDT
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For the love if God stop posting that picture!

Link Posted: 9/3/2018 4:31:50 PM EDT
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Can you imagine how many inches of fat her poo has to travel through once it leaves the butthole?

Cleanup on aisle 9.
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I did not imagine that until I read your post.  Thank you for that.  
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 4:34:05 PM EDT
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The Brits are off their meds.
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 4:35:20 PM EDT
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They will all die in the coming civil war.
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 4:39:00 PM EDT
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Not her, I will protect her

You hear me the rest of you fuckers, come the apocalypse she is all mine!
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 4:39:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/3/2018 4:40:38 PM EDT
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Not her, I will protect her

You hear me the rest of you fuckers, come the apocalypse she is all mine!
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They will all die in the coming civil war.
Not her, I will protect her

You hear me the rest of you fuckers, come the apocalypse she is all mine!
Uh...you have that much low self esteem?  You think she's hot?
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 4:41:11 PM EDT
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Negative. After the nuclear holocaust her body will go into ketogenesis and she shall live forever and ever.
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 4:59:06 PM EDT
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And that is the air-brushed, edited edition...
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 8:39:25 PM EDT
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I can't see the bleeping picture in the OP.

Can someone insert it here that I may become as enlightened as the rest of you?

Thanks.

ETA: Thank you.

I guess I should have expected something like that.
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 8:55:19 PM EDT
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User name is fitting
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 8:56:32 PM EDT
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And that is the air-brushed, edited edition...
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With a pound of talc applied
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:05:10 PM EDT
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Not her, I will protect her

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Damn skippy! She'll feed me for months....MONTHS!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:05:44 PM EDT
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yessh. that is a huge bitch by any rational person's standards

a few pounds, ok. No one is perfect, some people have a few pounds on them. No problem.

But that is just obese

eta: i draw the line when joints start having flaps of skin that fold over. WTF
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:09:12 PM EDT
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You know she has to wipe back to front if she can even reach that far.
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There’s actuually a tool for that.
It’s a 2’ grabby stick that clamps toilet paper.

A firefighter/EMT buddy showed it to me online when he mentioned a recurring situation with an obese guy who would fall off his shitter and get stuck between the toilet and the wall.
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:14:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:22:25 PM EDT
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Modern medicine has failed by letting such creatures live.
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:28:29 PM EDT
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Are her knees on backwards?
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damn sure looks like it!
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:32:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:32:38 PM EDT
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From infinity chan.

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Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:49:25 PM EDT
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You just know her memory foam mattress is praying for amnesia.
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Ya'll kill me
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:52:27 PM EDT
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MAN THE FUCKING HARPOONS!
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:53:56 PM EDT
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I can't even ...........
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:54:55 PM EDT
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I'd prolly let her blow me.  
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 9:55:04 PM EDT
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The cover is like a summary of the fall of Western civilization.
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NAILED IT
Link Posted: 9/3/2018 10:00:09 PM EDT
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The tattoo faces on her shoulders are thin, healthy women lol.
Link Posted: 9/4/2018 11:13:48 AM EDT
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I'd prolly let her blow me.  
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I'd likely let her blow you too.
Link Posted: 9/4/2018 11:27:33 AM EDT
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Oi Alabama of Scandinavia

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Link Posted: 9/4/2018 11:45:58 AM EDT
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She had to leave Mississippi because no trailer could hold her.
Link Posted: 9/4/2018 1:33:58 PM EDT
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She had to leave Mississippi because no trailer could hold her.
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She is a solid Mississippi/Arkansas/West Virginia 8.5.
Link Posted: 9/4/2018 6:05:54 PM EDT
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She is a solid Mississippi/Arkansas/West Virginia 8.5.
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I’m still confused how an American owned publication puts an American woman on the front of the UK print version means the UK is now fatter than America.

Anybody enlighten me?
Link Posted: 9/4/2018 6:19:59 PM EDT
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Gotta love someone from Illinois talking shit about Alabama
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