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Link Posted: 5/8/2012 2:30:26 AM EDT
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FUCK YOU POOL!

http://i.minus.com/ibiHVFWwGptf26.gif
 


saved the book but lost the beverage!


"O_P and the pool of truth" was a short lived predecessor to the much more highly acclaimed "Box of Truth".


That was my first thought!
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Crap––they were jerking my chain and I never caught on.  





 I lost.





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lol that's bad.  When I was going through my divorce my ex sprayed doe urine into my suburban.  Not fun to get out!
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lol that's bad.  When I was going through my divorce my ex sprayed doe urine into my suburban.  Not fun to get out!



That's why if I ever go through a divorce, I plan to do it from my secret moon base.








 
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didnt make it more than 1 minute and I want that one back
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Its in this trailer.  Its supposed to be a spoof.







 
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WTF was she hurling a TAMPON???

That could be prosecuted as misuse of toxic waste, couldn't it?
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Link Posted: 5/8/2012 5:11:31 PM EDT
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Its in this trailer.  Its supposed to be a spoof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul4CZrnEFxU&feature=player_embedded
 


My wet dream....
Link Posted: 5/8/2012 5:49:15 PM EDT
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Shooter ready? On my mark, 3.....2.....1

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Its in this trailer.  Its supposed to be a spoof.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul4CZrnEFxU&feature=player_embedded

 
In. Direct tv rocks





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  • God Bless America




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http://youtu.be/yo4glASbEh4



ETA: how embed?!

You could use the long link option under "share".... , although I'm not sure why you would want to, in this case....

Just to prove that it can be done:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo4glASbEh4


 


Oh my friggin gawd. I turned 18 in '76 and I don't remember this. I must have lived lucky.


The lead singer in the white fringed leather outfit thingie is a staff member here now.  Not kidding (AFAIK).


That would be difficult as he died in 2003

Although he was born in Denmark and looks a lot like DKProf.


Crap––they were jerking my chain and I never caught on.  


Man, I thought for a second I had figured out who Aimless is.
Link Posted: 5/8/2012 11:52:56 PM EDT
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The fish ain't the one on the menu.
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Link Posted: 5/9/2012 12:14:44 AM EDT
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Its in this trailer.  Its supposed to be a spoof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul4CZrnEFxU&feature=player_embedded
 
In. Direct tv rocks
  • You have scheduled to record the following program.
  • God Bless America

  •                                    R,  2011,                        107 mins,                                        HD
    • 92%
                   
  • Showing: Wed, May 9, 5:30 PM PDT

    Channel:                                                                                                                                                        http://directv.images.cust.footprint.net/logos/web_greyscale_light/565_Light_HDNM.png                                                                                                                                                                                |                                561                                

             
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I must say.  I did enjoy the movie.
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http://youtu.be/yo4glASbEh4



ETA: how embed?!

You could use the long link option under "share".... , although I'm not sure why you would want to, in this case....

Just to prove that it can be done:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo4glASbEh4


 


Oh my friggin gawd. I turned 18 in '76 and I don't remember this. I must have lived lucky.


The lead singer in the white fringed leather outfit thingie is a staff member here now.  Not kidding (AFAIK).


That would be difficult as he died in 2003

Although he was born in Denmark and looks a lot like DKProf.


Crap––they were jerking my chain and I never caught on.  


Man, I thought for a second I had figured out who Aimless is.


No––they told me it is/was CockedandLocked.  Looks just like a young version of him.  Not kidding––the Texas guys will agree.  


This is C&L when he was younger.  Pic taken at a gun show, advising a dealer of the error of his ways:
http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=39644


You're thinking of the wrong Texan.

That was not C&L.

SCTexas

TRG
Link Posted: 5/9/2012 12:32:11 AM EDT
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You're thinking of the wrong Texan.

TRG



Potatoe... Potahtoe...
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You're thinking of the wrong Texan.



TRG






Potatoe... Potahtoe...

Dan?

Is that you?





 
Link Posted: 5/9/2012 12:35:30 AM EDT
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I only wish I was this clever....









Go to Google Translate; Copy & Paste this text:




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Pick German as the 'from' language; Press the 'Listen'-button





Link Posted: 5/9/2012 12:36:56 AM EDT
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You're thinking of the wrong Texan.

TRG



Potatoe... Potahtoe...
Dan?
Is that you?

 


Nope.. no Dan here...  Just know a few texans (intentionally uncapitalized)...

Link Posted: 5/9/2012 12:39:25 AM EDT
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I only wish I was this clever....



Go to Google Translate; Copy & Paste this text:


pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk

Pick German as the 'from' language; Press the 'Listen'-button

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/564767_10150867760867332_372033077331_9784585_505301830_n.jpg


Gunny.... kickin the rhythm....LOL
Link Posted: 5/9/2012 12:45:16 AM EDT
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I only wish I was this clever....



Go to Google Translate; Copy & Paste this text:


pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk

Pick German as the 'from' language; Press the 'Listen'-button

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/564767_10150867760867332_372033077331_9784585_505301830_n.jpg


really clever
Link Posted: 5/9/2012 1:06:51 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/9/2012 1:07:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/9/2012 1:50:41 AM EDT
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Its in this trailer.  Its supposed to be a spoof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul4CZrnEFxU&feature=player_embedded
 


You know what, I would watch that. Probably over and over.
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