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Take a step that is new...
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Last night's episode was focused on Chrissy. A secret admirer at the Regal Beagle began sending her poetically written love letters adoring her personality and kindness, which she found pleasing and a refreshing change from the normal approach that interested men have had toward her in the past. As Chrissy's interest in the secret admirer grew, the trio made an effort to uncover the admirer by going to the Regal Beagle together one night. After a few hilarious attempts approaching the wrong men, the secret admirer ended up being a meek young man in a business suit wearing glasses who looked like Bobcat Goldthwait.
Unlike every other pursuer of Chrissy, the young Goldthwait seem genuinely interested in her personality and kindness rather than her physical attributes. This really resonated with Chrissy and they all returned home together where the both of them engaged in affectionate conversation on the apartment couch well into the night.
Jack, worried that the young Goldthwait was already falling head over heels in love with Chrissy only to be heartbroken by her, attempted to sabotage their conversation by interjecting their neighbor Larry to pretend like he was Chrissy's date showing up at the door. Larry viewed this as one of the biggest opportunities in his life to finally score with Chrissy, so he wore his nicest clothes and pulled out all the stops. Despite his best efforts to interrupt the conversation and sweep Chrissy off her feet, he was immediately shot down twice by Chrissy who continued to focus her attention on the young Goldthwait. Larry was so broken by the encounter that he said to Jack as he was leaving "I was about to write a self-help book, but now I need to buy one!"
After talking late into the night, the young Goldthwait ended up sleeping on their couch. Early the next morning, Jack is startled by the young Goldthwait still in their apartment, so he immediately barges into Chrissy and Janet's bedroom to wake them up and tell Chrissy that she needs to break it off because Goldthwait is going to ask her to marry him. Chrissy is taken back by this claim and says she's not ready to marry him. So she then puts on the act of being mean and rude to Goldthwait in the hopes that he will be turned off from her. She pretends to sloppily throw together a breakfast for him, by throwing eggs with shell and all into the frying pan, and making him a glass of freshly squeeze OJ by cutting an orange in half and placing one half of the orange into a glass.
Despite the strangely rude behavior, Goldthwait proclaims that he would like to propose. This sends Chrissy and the trio into a panic, until Goldthwait lifts his glass containing the half of orange and says he'd like to propose a toast to Chrissy. The trio is then relieved and Goldthwait makes an adoring toast to Chrissy. He then asks her if they could continue to be friends. Chrissy is absolutely flattered by this and agrees.
Goldthwait then says he must leave for work and Chrissy escorts him to the door, where she closes her eyes and leans toward him for a goodbye kiss. Instead of kissing Chrissy, Goldthwait elects to shake her hand.