lol A sort of similar thing happened to my nephew.

Now you must know 2 Jewish words: schlemiel and schlemazel . A schlemiel is a guy who has stupid things happen to him; a schlemazel is a guy who does stupid things. So the schlemazel will drop a tray of drinks; a schlelemiel is the guy who is under the tray when it spills.

My nephew is definately a schlemazel.

There was a dead whale washed up on the beach in Monterey Bay. Bunch of high school aged kids around the animal, which had been there a couple of days. Nephew decides it'd be a good idea to jump up on top of the whale.

The odor that it emitted from its lungs was indescribable. It cleared the beach for at least 2 hours.