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Posted: 11/10/2005 6:48:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/10/2005 6:50:27 PM EDT
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+1,000,000 HH |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 6:51:11 PM EDT
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corrected it for you |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 6:52:27 PM EDT
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Holyshit 
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Posted: 11/10/2005 6:55:13 PM EDT
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Are they going to be eating pudding? |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 6:56:03 PM EDT
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That shit is funny. Chuck Norris rules.
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Posted: 11/10/2005 6:59:42 PM EDT
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Thanks...dammit, I knew that! I even had to change my avatar sig. HH |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 7:04:04 PM EDT
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I don't care what anybody says
Lone Wolf McQuade is one of the best movies ever !!!!! 
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Posted: 11/10/2005 7:07:35 PM EDT
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I was laughing so hard that Chuck Norris showed up and roundhouse kicked me in the face.
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Posted: 11/10/2005 7:11:57 PM EDT
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and you survived? |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 7:24:26 PM EDT
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uh... that was really retarded...
yep lame IMHO Dram |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 7:37:38 PM EDT
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That's so Funny I almost up Chucked!!!
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Posted: 11/10/2005 7:52:33 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris --->  <---DramborlegAll of us ---> 
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Posted: 11/10/2005 7:53:15 PM EDT
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Facts:
1. Chuck Norris is a mammal. 2. Chuck Norris fights ALL the time. 3. The purpose of Chuck Norris is to flip out and kill people. Chuck Norris is awesome. My name is 2IDdoc and I can't stop thinking about Chuck Norris. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. Chuck Norris can kill anyone he wants! Chuck Norris cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. Chuck Norris is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Chuck Norris was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the Chuck Norris killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Chuck Norris totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 7:56:21 PM EDT
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Todd Weeks could kick Chuck, Bruce and Vins asses
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Posted: 11/10/2005 7:59:53 PM EDT
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chuck norris is NOT a ninja |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:04:52 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris kills ninja's for breakfast. |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:05:31 PM EDT
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^^^
Exactly |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:12:25 PM EDT
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Yep. But Chuck IS a ninja. Check out "The Octagon". And he kicks other ninja's asses. Again, check out "The Octagon". 'Nuf said. |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:15:29 PM EDT
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Dramborleg--->
 <----BeekeeperDram 
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:23:10 PM EDT
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If you don't believe that Chuck Norris is a Ninja, you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:29:04 PM EDT
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I don't know if I should laugh, cry, or just say WTF!
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:29:19 PM EDT
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chuck norris is not a ninja
he is a master of ALL martial arts. He is so far beyond ninjas it's insane. Saying he is one is a direct insualt to him and he's probably on his way right now to roundhouse kick you in the face. Be warned.... |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:36:33 PM EDT
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+1 Some of his movies have really good ideas, but poorly executed. He is also a genuine guy. |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:39:01 PM EDT
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I liked 'The Delta Force' movies alt too..
As my dad alwasy said.. How with Chuck Norris, Rambo, and Steven Segal did we not win Vietnam in a week? |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:42:09 PM EDT
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Chuck so bad that when he heard the chink-chink of a shotty being racked he broke the gun in two and stuck the pieces up the whole towns ass.
Godzilla blew flames on Chuck...Chuck double round-housed 'Zilla in the larynx. So much for flames. King Kong tried to step on Chuck...Chuck promptly choked Kong's ass out. Blue Man Group made a joke about Chuck.....They ain't blue no more. When he was in Alaska, a Kodiak came into Chuck's tent. Chuck ripped the hind legs off of the bear, beat his ass with them, stuffed one leg down the bears throat and the other up his ass and called him 'dragster' for good measure. Chuck so bad he tried to smoke crack and it got scared and left. Jason Vorhees thought he was the baddest cat in town. Chuck, (using his thumb and first finger), grabbed Jason by the throat....Jason dropped his knife, mask and shat himself. Anybody seen Jason!!!!
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:43:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:43:57 PM EDT
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You are lucky that you could see him. 29. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 8:52:34 PM EDT
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Much respect. |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 9:12:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/10/2005 9:14:28 PM EDT
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He aint no Steven Seagal!
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Posted: 11/10/2005 9:18:36 PM EDT
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Why has Mr. Norris never won an Oscar?
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Posted: 11/10/2005 9:22:21 PM EDT
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becasuse the hllywood establishment has conspired to keep him down. |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 9:22:54 PM EDT
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Conspiracy probably. ETA got beat by 30 seconds |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 9:25:23 PM EDT
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HAAHAHA
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Posted: 11/10/2005 9:26:17 PM EDT
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Walker is the MAN!
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Posted: 11/10/2005 9:27:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/10/2005 9:28:04 PM EDT
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31. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
32. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. 33. Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two. 34. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". 35. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 36. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. 37. Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. 38. If you shaved off Chuck Norris' beard, you would find a tatoo of an identical beard underneath.
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Posted: 11/10/2005 9:41:11 PM EDT
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Let us pray Dear heavenly Chuck, please spare him for he realizes not what he says. Kindly read this before leaving for his house and do not kill him with a roundhouse to the head. Amen. |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 10:27:06 PM EDT
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Best read I've seen in a month!!!
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Posted: 11/10/2005 10:37:59 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris expected the Spanish Inquisition.
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Posted: 11/10/2005 10:43:11 PM EDT
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The Flying Spagetti Monster Touched Chuck with it's noodly appendage.
No one has seen the FSM since. Thanks for the laugh! |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 10:43:32 PM EDT
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OH GOD.
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Posted: 11/10/2005 10:49:22 PM EDT
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I laughed so hard I cried... then Chuck Norris roudhouse kicked me in the face for crying.
No Expert |
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Posted: 11/10/2005 10:54:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/10/2005 11:01:00 PM EDT
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Glad i could spread some holiday cheer....
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Posted: 11/10/2005 11:08:12 PM EDT
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Thank God! Chuck rocks!
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Posted: 11/10/2005 11:15:39 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris was also a member of Delta Force. The movie was a biography.
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Posted: 11/11/2005 12:35:31 AM EDT
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He took squatdogs full power shot
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