Quoted:

People with a low level of societal competence dislike lawyers.



Lawyers are like Guns in many ways. For instance:



Our country could not have been founded without them. (what was the top profession among the founding fathers?)



You have a constitutional right to your own, but many people think you should not.



If you have one, you have an almost decisive advantage over any opponent without one.



You cannot advance or protect freedom without them, but they also serve the oppressors.



Idiots think they cause many of society's problems and should be banned.





etceteras.