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Link Posted: 7/19/2008 8:09:24 AM EDT
[#1]
"Shoot...straight...you Army pukes!"

Link Posted: 7/19/2008 8:10:57 AM EDT
[#2]
this is lawrence kansas.. is anybody there?
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 8:13:08 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Loading mags!!


Mags should already be loaded! The commies would have gotten you.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 9:14:35 AM EDT
[#4]
What's the capital of Texas?

Austin.

Wrong!  It's Houston!

Go study geography.


(Probably not exact - working from memory)
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:35:31 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Alas, Babylon


I am looking at the book at this very moment...
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:36:33 AM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:42:26 AM EDT
[#7]
AVENGE ME!! AVENGE ME!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:53:23 AM EDT
[#8]
"My ass is itching uncontrollably."
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 8:24:17 PM EDT
[#9]



"RAINBOW IN THE DARK!!!!!"
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 7:27:23 AM EDT
[#10]
"you never know when a tank might come in handy"
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 7:36:09 AM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 8:00:42 AM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:10:18 AM EDT
[#13]
' a bullet always tells the truth '
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:11:31 AM EDT
[#14]
Una grenada!
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:15:41 AM EDT
[#15]
WOLVERINES!
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:18:30 AM EDT
[#16]
The fat man walks alone .....

Fill my heart with monotonous languor ....

Ahead lies the tree of woe .....

Slip the sylph a sibilant swizzle stick ....

Cracker Jacks have a prize within ...

Control, alt, delete is not the answer ...

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:23:04 AM EDT
[#17]
Missed it by that much (holding his thumb and forefinger very close together)
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:26:40 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Alas, Babylon


not enough shooting for most here
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:29:54 AM EDT
[#19]
"Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor"
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:32:55 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Loading mags!!



Too late sucka. Your dead now.

The chair may be against the wall.

John may possibly be in the chair.

It's the weekend so john is on the floor with his Tequila bottle.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:39:15 AM EDT
[#21]
Death awaits you! You have made a covenant with death and with hell you are in agreement. You're all going to die! Don't you realize? Can't you see? You're all going to die! Die... Death awaits you all! Die..
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:43:07 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Loading mags!!



Too late sucka. Your dead now.

The chair may be against the wall.

John may possibly be in the chair.

It's the weekend so john is on the floor with his Tequila bottle.


Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:44:46 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i35.photobucket.com/albums/d185/speedfreak955/TSA_test11.jpg







Ummmm    Blade at the 45 degrees
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 10:48:24 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
i35.photobucket.com/albums/d185/speedfreak955/TSA_test11.jpg







Ummmm    Blade at the 45 degrees


Very Good...
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:15:04 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Last I heard, there were a billion screaming Chinamen.?


"there was"



Waste of good bourbon for effect.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:17:27 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
"Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor"




I see that someone knows the correct quote.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:17:43 AM EDT
[#27]
My mom has big tits?

facinating read well to me it was
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:26:56 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Roger, milli vanilli, chilly willy

nice one!
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:31:00 AM EDT
[#29]
"Fuck you AROCK"


"Lightening"
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:34:29 AM EDT
[#30]
The Cat is off the roof.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:35:28 AM EDT
[#31]
The phoenix has landed

The fat man walks alone
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 11:45:39 AM EDT
[#32]
"come out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs"
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