What type of hipster shit is this fucking 3D barcode?
I'm sitting at a fucking computer, looking at a fucking monitor. It's a lot like reading a fucking book. So, how about some fucking words, or maybe even some damn cuneiform, or some form or writing presented for interpretation by a sentient being during the last 4 point fucking 3 million years of hominid evolution?
So, now I've got to dig out my fucking phone and try to teach it to speak fucking hipster? I think not.
Get off my lawn! Or at least give me words, or a website, or something.
Meanwhile, I've used photoshop to replace the sasquatch-like lesbian with a far more attractive lesbian, and this has calmed me down a bit.