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Link Posted: 11/3/2009 9:50:44 AM EDT
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Was she hot?




Fat and slovenly.  




I think she does this to remain on welfare.



There is something called workfirst in Michigan.



You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.



She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.




Ah, yes. I've heard of this.


They do this shit in Texas too, when i used to manage a (plant) nursery/landscape business people would often fill out applications bragging about their drug use and how they never really worked while on a job.



 
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 9:51:41 AM EDT
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Someone ought to hire her, fire her for incompetence the next day....if she even shows up to work after having her welfare dream plans ruined.



perfect

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 9:51:58 AM EDT
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That kind of shit sickens me.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 9:54:32 AM EDT
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She probably makes sure she get her free auto repairs from the state too.

Yes, they do that in Michigan, we get those freeloading bums in the shop all the time.


What the fuck?

 
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 9:55:47 AM EDT
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1.  Hire her to get her off .gov teat.
2.  Fire her 2 days later due to 'lack of motivation'.
3.  Hope the work stint screws up her welfare.
4.  ???
5.  Profit!


she will get unemployment if you fire her, lower her pay and do physical tasks.
if she quits, her benefits will be suspended.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 9:56:46 AM EDT
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She probably makes sure she get her free auto repairs from the state too.
Yes, they do that in Michigan, we get those freeloading bums in the shop all the time.

What the fuck?



 


+1
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 9:58:29 AM EDT
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Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.  

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


You should hire her just to piss her off.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 10:00:41 AM EDT
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Was she hot?


Fat and slovenly.  

I think she does this to remain on welfare.

There is something called workfirst in Michigan.

You have to be activitely looking for a job to get funds.

She does this so no one will hire her but there is record of her applying.


She is using that letter to STAY unemployed and on welfare, and she knows it.

She's not that stupid, but she is a total piece of welfare shit.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 10:05:50 AM EDT
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Wow....really?
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 10:10:29 AM EDT
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Make her a job offer for something shitty (toilet scrubber) that pays minimum wage and report her to the welfare office when she refuses it.


I like my bathroom clean so this suggestion is a problem.

Not to mention I dont want to her to be sucking on my teat when she get gets laid off and files for unemployment.


I'm pretty sure they have to work for longer than 3 months in order to be eligible for unemployment.

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 10:12:30 AM EDT
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Awesome.

I have an uncle on welfare that scans the local papers first to see who is going out of business, which becomes the places he submits a resume to. Obviously, they can't hire so he gets to remain on "assistance" because of his paper trail. I've held jobs with more responsibility and paid more taxes at 24 than he has his entire 60-something years. Worthless individual.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 10:18:53 AM EDT
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Have you people seen Office Space?
She's got upper management written all over her.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 10:20:58 AM EDT
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Make her a job offer for something shitty (toilet scrubber) that pays minimum wage and report her to the welfare office when she refuses it.




That'd do the world a favor.

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 10:47:00 AM EDT
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Ok guys found the letter.  I am trying to scan it to post it.

If I cant I will just type in the text.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 10:52:20 AM EDT
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i thought it was bad form to read your own recommendations.



People like you probably don't have to worry about there being something negative in there.  








People like OP is suggesting - if the recommendation is even real - probably should.
















ETA - You should contact her about a follow-up interview.  I've interviewed for jobs (that I've gotten, mind you) that required 3 or more interviews.




I'd bet you $$$ she doesn't show up.  Make it hard on her, without really losing too much.  Unless your time is REALLY valuable, it could be fun to see what she does.

 
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 10:53:04 AM EDT
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Was she hot?


Dammit, you all beat me to it.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 12:53:37 PM EDT
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Wow, I hadn't heard of that one before.  Kind of smart, in a slovenly sort of way.  
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 1:02:16 PM EDT
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Ok guys found the letter.  I am trying to scan it to post it.

If I cant I will just type in the text.



Send it to the unemployment office.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 1:03:44 PM EDT
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She graduated from school in 2007 and has not been able to find a job since.

She submits a recommendation letter which says:

Ms so and so has issues with motivation.

She needs constant direction with every task and reminders to complete assigned task.


The letter goes on to say this TWO more times.

So this girl is a class A retard who obviously didnt read the letter or doesnt understand it.



We are doomed.
She's really that dumb? Just shoot her and do us all a favor.

Link Posted: 11/3/2009 1:19:59 PM EDT
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She graduated from school in 2007 and has not been able to find a job since.

<snip>

We are doomed.


Only if you hired her.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 1:22:56 PM EDT
[#21]
Tag.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 1:23:25 PM EDT
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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,

This letter is to let you know how ############ your extern is doing with us the last three weeks.

######## is really good at doing UAs, RBS and putting in patients.  She is polite and very punctual.

On the other hand ########## lacks motivation.  She doesn't take leadership at work; she needs continous guidance and leadership for caring on the job.

######### needs more practice doing clinical procedures, especially taking blood pressure and drawing blood.

In summary, ######## weakness is on leadership, checking blood pressure and drawing blood for patients.

We tried our best to teach her for the last three weeks.



Thats most of the letter,  It goes on to repeat some parts.  But thats the gist of the letter.  I wonder why she hasnt found a job in two years.

For her position, drawing blood and BPs are crucial.  

The part thats most damning is that she doesnt give a shit about the patients and just doesnt care.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 1:25:13 PM EDT
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A friend of a friend of mine used to send cover letters stating the reason for leaving his last job as "Summarily terminated for immoral conduct."

He collected unemployment for quite a while.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 1:40:09 PM EDT
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A friend of a friend of mine used to send cover letters stating the reason for leaving his last job as "Summarily terminated for immoral conduct."

He collected unemployment for quite a while.


"Summarily terminated for immoral conduct."  .. That sounds way more cool than "Lacks Motivation".
If I'm going to have something negative on my cover letter it may as well be awesome.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 3:33:32 PM EDT
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She probably makes sure she get her free auto repairs from the state too.
Yes, they do that in Michigan, we get those freeloading bums in the shop all the time.

What the fuck?



 


I can't remember exact figures cause I don't get involved in the office work.  But if I recall correctly, if "they" qualify for the program they get in the neighborhood of 900 bucks worth of free work to their car per calender year.  Most of the cars we get in for that aren't worth putting a plate on, let alone some of the crap these people want done.

But the boss takes em in cause once they are approved the state always pays.
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