Bacon flavored pussy owns 2

Mmmmm...Surf 'n' Turf.

Precisely this.

And I still see no pictures of bacon. I'd post some, but I only have turkey bacon in the fridge, and that's not really bacon.

Can you make bacon out of deer? How does that taste?

Im writing a letter to the KY company, I think im on to something her folks.. Next Idea.... Bacon, the new fragrance for woman, lets face it, your at a bar, and you get a whiff of bacon? your gonna find the sorce..

Dude you'll never see a penny I came up with the idea of a scratch and sniff centerfold calendar "that way blind men could enjoy it too"  never saw shit

I had this same idea? scraff and sniff porn, that and a flipbook porn

Was your flip book a popup too?
ETA: Hmmmm maybe  a brail flip book that is "textured"

No shit!!! So which one of us is dumber?

I thought about the whole pop up deal to, but then I realized even though you would have boobs you would also have dicks jumping off the page at you,

This thread needs some reference material:

holy weather balloons batman....

I'm sorry, did she say something?


TC

From a genetic dominance standpoint,  the female has to live with the consequences of sex...for a LONG time as human children are totally dependent on their mothers

for a period of several years and continue to be dependent on parents/family group for several more.   Women have a natural instinct to select a GOOD male to mate with.

(Apparently, this natural instinct is very fucked up in many cases, considering the kind of turds some women will hook up with.)



From the male perspective,  we don't HAVE to be saddled with the kid,  and it is to the benefit of our genetic line to sow the seeds far and wide.   We are naturally inclined

to jump fences and hump what lies beyond them.  



Just be glad that our paternal instincts aren't as strong as with some animals.    For example,  if a new stallion defeats the old stallion that dominates a herd of horses,  and

chases him out, thus winning dominance of the herd, that new stallion may (and often will) kill the newborn and young foals sired by the old stallion,  in favor of his own foals,

which he will be siring with his harem of mares as soon as they come into season.   (If you actually want to see that happen, there's a video on youtube titled "Stallion meets foal"

which shows you that this in fact does happen.)



Several other species are known to do the same thing.  Lions, for one.



We don't have any instinct to kill the children of another man.    Be glad for that, kids! ....and women!

Good post, Hiram.

Me thinks.......that the expalination was too long.

Oink, oink....

Boink, boink....

Aloha, Mark

yep

I need to get Zhukov a bottle of that.

 

Mother of God........... I must have this