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Posted: 1/18/2015 12:01:40 AM EDT
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Because only a pussy would force choke someone or throw shit at someone and not claim responsibility for it.
He raises his hand to let everyone in the room know who not to fuck with. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 12:02:46 AM EDT
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The hand thing isn't necessary, just reflex/habit.
Think of Vader as SW's version of lieutenant Dan from Forest Gump, but more homicidal. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 12:03:22 AM EDT
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More importantly, what do you call him when he water skis? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So why does he put up his "hand" to direct the Force?  More importantly, what do you call him when he water skis? Darth Bobber? |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 12:11:36 AM EDT
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More to the point, how come there are no doctors with stethoscopes in the Galactic Empire? You'd think one of them would have noticed that Padme was going to have twins and told the happy couple about it. Okay, so maybe they have faster than light travel, walking tanks, and planet killing machines, but they never figured out 19th century medical instruments. Maybe even Darth Vader would sense a disturbance in the force, like when he sensed Luke Skywalker, when his daughter was standing right in front of him in the first movie. Who says she sought prenatal care? A lot of women today do not seek prenatal care and go all natural. When you look at her homeworld and how it is environment centered this makes sense. Some of those who are force sensitive and certain races are immune from being "sensed" by the force. This is why the empower was able to hide in plain sight from the Jedi. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:59:27 AM EDT
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Because channeling the force through your cock is much harder. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So why does he put up his "hand" to direct the Force? Because channeling the force through your cock is much harder. Cock got burned off with the lava... |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:09:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Cock got burned off with the lava... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: So why does he put up his "hand" to direct the Force? Because channeling the force through your cock is much harder. Cock got burned off with the lava... |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:29:35 AM EDT
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In 1987 I got a new Nissan Sentra.
That was right about the time they started to add the internally lighted gauges on the dash, instead of just a bulb off to the side shining on it. The first time my friend rode with me at night he said "Damn, that's got more lights on it than Darth Vader's bathroom." It was a reference to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXPrx5TbRdU |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:32:24 AM EDT
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I'm hoping someone will embed this for me....https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_3lScCvnkEQ#!
It makes me laugh every time I see it! |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:40:54 AM EDT
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I'm hoping someone will embed this for me....https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_3lScCvnkEQ#! It makes me laugh every time I see it! What? 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:43:15 AM EDT
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Vader didn't know it was Luke. In ANH in the Death Star trench when Luke was using the Force to focus, Vader simply said, "the Force is strong with this one..." But he didn't know it was Luke. That it was Luke was revealed to Vader and the Emperor after the Battle at Yavin. Leia never used Force powers prior to his fight with Vader in RotJ, that is why it was a surprise to Vader. But...you do have to wonder why Anakin and Padme never had an ultrasound done. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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More to the point, how come there are no doctors with stethoscopes in the Galactic Empire? You'd think one of them would have noticed that Padme was going to have twins and told the happy couple about it. Okay, so maybe they have faster than light travel, walking tanks, and planet killing machines, but they never figured out 19th century medical instruments. Maybe even Darth Vader would sense a disturbance in the force, like when he sensed Luke Skywalker, when his daughter was standing right in front of him in the first movie. Nah... Vader didn't know it was Luke. In ANH in the Death Star trench when Luke was using the Force to focus, Vader simply said, "the Force is strong with this one..." But he didn't know it was Luke. That it was Luke was revealed to Vader and the Emperor after the Battle at Yavin. Leia never used Force powers prior to his fight with Vader in RotJ, that is why it was a surprise to Vader. But...you do have to wonder why Anakin and Padme never had an ultrasound done. You don't need an ultrasound. A competent doctor would hear both heartbeats with a stethoscope. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:48:48 AM EDT
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So why does he put up his "hand" to direct the Force? More importantly, what do you call him when he water skis? Darthur Fonzarelli? |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:51:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2015 4:00:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2015 4:02:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Darth Yeager? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What do you call Darth Vader laying in a ditch? Darth Yeager? BOOM! That shit just happened. |
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