Redence (Cough WAVE cough)

LOL!

Drake
Telly
Fran
Paulie
Enreeka

Meanie

Julius
Julian
Lavern
Lonnie
Kelsie

Claire

is he a "Filipino"? most guys Ive met with the
name "ROMEO" were Filipino guys. [8D]

Jean-Marie (yes, that IS a man's name, in France, natch)
Hugo - a name so macho it has to be gay.

Now for the other side of the story:

Yeah, I lef’ home when the kid was three.
It sure felt good to be fancy free
Tho I knew it wasn’t quite the fatherly thing to do.
But that kid kept screamin’ and throwin’ up
And pissin’ in his pants til I had enough
So just for revenge I went and named him Sue.

It was Gatlinberg in mid July
I was gettin' drunk but gettin' by
Gettin' old and going from bad to worse
When thru the door with an awful scream
Comes the ugliest queen I’ve ever seen
He says my name is Sue. How do you do?
Then he hits me with his purse.

Now this ain’t the way he tells the tale
But he scratched my face with his fingernails
And then he bit my thumb
and kicked me with his high-heeled shoe.
So I hit him in the nose, and he started to cry
And he threw some perfume in my eye
And it sure ain’t easy fightin with a boy named Sue.

So I hit him in the head with a caned-back chair
And he screamed, “Hey Dad, you mussed my hair!”
And he hit me in the navel and knocked out a piece of my lint.
He was spittin' blood. I was spittin teeth.
And we crashed through the wall and out into the street
A-kickin and gougin' in the mud and the blood and the crème de menth.

Then out of his garter he pulls a gun.
I’m about to get shot by my very own son.
He’s screamin' about Sigmond Freud and lookin' grim.
So I thought fast and I told him some stuff
How I named him Sue just to make him tough.
And I guess he bought it, cuz now I’m livin' with him.
Yeah, he cooks and sews and cleans up the place.
He cuts my hair and shaves my face.
And irons my shirts better than a daughter could do.
And on the nights that I can’t score,
Well, I can’t tell you anymore.
Sure is a joy to have a boy named Sue.
Yeah, a son is fun,
But it’s a joy to have a boy named Sue.

That's hilarious, Javak.

I've seen Clarence on here but what about:

[size=3]Clancy[/size=3]

Laurence.

[rleeermey]

Only faggots and sailors are named Laurence ...

[/rleeermey]

Hey, wait a minute.......SAILORS?

Lonnie was the name of my head drill sargeant.  He would have you in the front leaning rest for about a week for making fun of his name.  He was selected outstanding drill instructor of the cycle for pretty much every cycle where he was eligible.  Demanding, fair (by drill sargeant standards), and an excellent instructor.  You hated dissappointing him, not because your body ached for it, but because you wanted to make him proud.

Preach on, mmx1.

DrMark

In the Corps we had senior drill instructors. I would probibly be dead now if I had call my senior Drill Instructor the "head" D.I.[lol] His name by the way was Lonnie Pate.

AMEN Boys!  

And Lotboy, fvck you very much. [slap]

(And any other maggot with the nerve to insult the name my mother gave me.) [:D]
To belittle the name of a Disciple of Christ no less!  The nerve of some people!  [;D]

Mark

Shanone

Bosey

Tim - now that's a sissy name if I ever heard one...

Some know me by the name...Tim?

Well that makes you a sissy then, huh? [;D]

Tosha
I saw the guy on a sit com, whos real name was Tosha.

I just watched the Good, Bad, & the Ugly, so.

Sergio, or worse when shortened to Serg.