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Link Posted: 6/19/2016 9:59:14 AM EDT
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Apparently there are millions and millions of small penises.


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Probably not so much that they're small as it is that they shrivel and try to hide when she looks at any of them.

Link Posted: 6/19/2016 9:59:18 AM EDT
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Meh, doesn't bother me at all

But then again my Penis is absolutely enormous



Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:00:18 AM EDT
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Meh, doesn't bother me at all

But then again my Penis is absolutely enormous



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Yuuuuuuuge!!! even?

Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:00:56 AM EDT
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ridicule is a tactic used to get people laughing at the target....to create a herd mentality of us vs him...to isolate the target and to freeze it so that it does not have a comeback argument that might
sway the others already nervously convinced to support the author of the ridicule...

it is a good tactic (one of many) to at least temporarily convince the fence-straddlers...who go along simply to not be the next target of ridicule...if they go along enough times cognitive dissonance is created
in their minds and then they become convinced that the ridicule is justified at this point they have been "converted"...and will vote consistent with their brainwashing.

Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:02:23 AM EDT
[#5]
People buy guns to compensate for penis size?



Hmm... what's the tiniest gun I can buy to compensate for my huge penis?
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:03:04 AM EDT
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Few years back, weren't we supposed to have small dicks because we drove diesel trucks?
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:03:39 AM EDT
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That bitch knows more about "pens substitutes" than I ever will.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:03:55 AM EDT
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Well, my penis can't fire 30 times before needing to reload and it can't kill someone at 300 yards.


So if a penis is supposed to do that then I suppose she's right, it is a substitute.



Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:04:02 AM EDT
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Samantha Bee is just another fucking Canadian who wants to hector us regarding how to think politically.
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Meh, no different from all the threads here bitching and moaning about politics in the UK and the rest of Europe.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:05:43 AM EDT
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Shit like this makes me wonder why people pay for cable television. You are giving money to gun grabbers to make anti gun propaganda by paying for television. TV is their best form of control. I dropped cable TV years ago.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:05:45 AM EDT
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Canadian shit head.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:06:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:07:14 AM EDT
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who?

who cares?
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Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:08:54 AM EDT
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So I guess expensive clothes and hand bags are a substitute for good looks?
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Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:15:29 AM EDT
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ridicule is a tactic used to get people laughing at the target....to create a herd mentality of us vs him...to isolate the target and to freeze it so that it does not have a comeback argument that might
sway the others already nervously convinced to support the author of the ridicule...

it is a good tactic (one of many) to at least temporarily convince the fence-straddlers...who go along simply to not be the next target of ridicule...if they go along enough times cognitive dissonance is created
in their minds and then they become convinced that the ridicule is justified at this point they have been "converted"...and will vote consistent with their brainwashing.

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Alinsky Rule #5, Ridicule. “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. There is no defense. It’s irrational. It’s infuriating. It also works as a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions."

When they have nothing else, critical theorists/marxists childishly mock their opposition, and thus, their childish peers consider them masters of the political schoolyard.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:24:12 AM EDT
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So she fantasizes about the black rifle, being a penis substitute...hmm

But as others have said its a common alinsky tactic...think of the 'oh you don't support homosexuality, because youre secretly are attracted to men',

The left was livid with Trump, as he was using the same techniques, and they proclaimed how juvenile, or how unfair it was.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:27:24 AM EDT
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I remember on the Daily Show when she interviewed a guy with a big dick, maybe 15", maybe the world record. Then she walked around NYC in bike shorts with a giant dildo under the shorts just to see how it was to be him. Very funny. I liked her better back then. She does the edgy humor thing.

Found it

http://gawker.com/5484616/the-daily-shows-samantha-bee-career-counsels-reluctant-man-with-135-penis

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/fmsvwc/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-jonah-falcon-needs-a-job
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:28:16 AM EDT
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OK at least I am not the only one...it pissed me off every time it came on....I have never watched her show and now refuse to ever watch it...
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Correct response.  F*ck the MSM
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:31:16 AM EDT
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It's her own "Penis Envy" talking...nothing more.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:34:10 AM EDT
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A good counter-ridicule against a penis-centric anti:

"Sweetheart, it really is a shame that because your husband is such a gunphobic wimp, and he is totally incapable of defending you, your offspring, and himself, that you have become so frustrated with his inadequacies that you are projecting them upon those who ARE capable of defending themselves and their families. You are absolutely seething with envy over those of us who have the emotional maturity and strength to independently defend ourselves. I think you need some help. This jealousy will consume you"
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:35:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:41:39 AM EDT
[#22]
If some dumbass making a penis joke about you pisses you off then you need to reexamine your life.

Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:56:12 AM EDT
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This is why they don't like bayonet lugs. When these rifles get used as a "substitute", it becomes very uncomfortable with the bayonet.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 10:57:58 AM EDT
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a if that was true then why would we be paying extra to own the short ones?
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 11:04:12 AM EDT
[#25]
Guns as penises explains why the liberals always want to grab them.  End their argument.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 11:06:33 AM EDT
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First off, never hear her...

That said, one major connection to the most common form of mental illness (Liberalism) is that many sufferers of Liberalism have a deep rooted penis obsession.

Freud mentioned this in several writings. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, a banana just a banana or a gun just a gun.

But to someone with a penis obsession, penis's are everywhere they look, so they think everyone else sees people smoking penis's, peeling/eating penis's, shooting penis's...thus their obsession comes out at some point.

Those making the connection are outing themselves as having a sexual mental disorder, which goes hand in hand with their Liberalism disorder and their fear of inanimate objects that includes firearms.  
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Corn dogs remind me of penises, but I still like to eat them.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 11:06:38 AM EDT
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My AR15 DOES compensate for my penis....





Because I CANT kill something from 100yds away with my penis.







Duh!


 






Eta: dammit.....already been said befo'
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 11:15:08 AM EDT
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ridicule is a tactic used to get people laughing at the target....to create a herd mentality of us vs him...to isolate the target and to freeze it so that it does not have a comeback argument that might
sway the others already nervously convinced to support the author of the ridicule...

it is a good tactic (one of many) to at least temporarily convince the fence-straddlers...who go along simply to not be the next target of ridicule...if they go along enough times cognitive dissonance is created
in their minds and then they become convinced that the ridicule is justified at this point they have been "converted"...and will vote consistent with their brainwashing.

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You mean cognitive disconnect.  Not cognitive dissonance. - ACP
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 11:23:04 AM EDT
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Not that I'm a fan but she is married with 3 kids.
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Take a good look at her.  That woman has to know something about penis substitutes.  And cats.  

Not that I'm a fan but she is married with 3 kids.

That really means nothing, however I've never seen her show. In fact this is the first I've heard of her.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 11:33:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2016 11:39:08 AM EDT
[#31]
If I could kill a man from 200 yards with my dick, I wouldn't need an AR.

So, I guess she's right.  Now if she'd bend over, I'd show her what else I can do with it.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 1:36:53 PM EDT
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If some dumbass making a penis joke about you pisses you off then you need to reexamine your life.



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Except it's really not a joke in this case.




She's referring to anyone who owns an AR-15 as a neanderthal - a dumbass - a backwards thinking jackass who doesn't belong in the 21st century.




Her "joke" is much more than busting chops.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 1:38:38 PM EDT
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Does she make porn videos with weapons ?
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 1:41:41 PM EDT
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Since she doesn't like our constitutionally enumerated gun rights here in America she can return to Canada comfortable in the knowledge t h a t there aren't any there.

Problem solved.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 1:42:59 PM EDT
[#35]
Sam B is a horrible horrible cunt
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 1:53:19 PM EDT
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So I guess expensive clothes and hand bags are a substitute for good looks?
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Makes up for a loose vag.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 1:55:00 PM EDT
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Is this the second post on that bitch in the past week?
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 1:56:27 PM EDT
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I'm not trying to be cool, but who? I've never heard of her.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 1:59:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2016 2:00:31 PM EDT
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I'm not trying to be cool, but who? I've never heard of her.
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Some bitch from some show, no one really knows.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 2:23:36 PM EDT
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Your bullying body shaming is really hurting my feelings!
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 2:27:01 PM EDT
[#42]
Never heard of her.  Apparently not as significant as she thinks she is.

FSB.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 2:35:57 PM EDT
[#43]
One is for fighting and one is for fun, can you guess which one?
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 2:41:07 PM EDT
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Shoot her an email asking if she's put on a few pounds.

Txl
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 2:47:36 PM EDT
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If I was compensating, I'd own several 50 Cal rifles, not a juiced up .22.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 2:49:02 PM EDT
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ridicule is a tactic used to get people laughing at the target....to create a herd mentality of us vs him...to isolate the target and to freeze it so that it does not have a comeback argument that might
sway the others already nervously convinced to support the author of the ridicule...

it is a good tactic (one of many) to at least temporarily convince the fence-straddlers...who go along simply to not be the next target of ridicule...if they go along enough times cognitive dissonance is created
in their minds and then they become convinced that the ridicule is justified at this point they have been "converted"...and will vote consistent with their brainwashing.

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Yeah, I bet her cunt stinks and her feet are too big.

Link Posted: 6/19/2016 2:56:25 PM EDT
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Yeah fuck that ignorant cunt.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 3:48:01 PM EDT
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Back in the 90's, when gun control was a big deal, this was a very common way the antis would argue with gun owner arguments.

Leftists can be moved to do or not do something with "shame".

Consequently, they believe it works like this on the right too.

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Just shows how America is circling the toilet, sad


Back in the 90's, when gun control was a big deal, this was a very common way the antis would argue with gun owner arguments.

Leftists can be moved to do or not do something with "shame".

Consequently, they believe it works like this on the right too.


Link Posted: 6/19/2016 4:05:12 PM EDT
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First off, never hear her...

That said, one major connection to the most common form of mental illness (Liberalism) is that many sufferers of Liberalism have a deep rooted penis obsession.

Freud mentioned this in several writings. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, a banana just a banana or a gun just a gun.

But to someone with a penis obsession, penis's are everywhere they look, so they think everyone else sees people smoking penis's, peeling/eating penis's, shooting penis's...thus their obsession comes out at some point.

Those making the connection are outing themselves as having a sexual mental disorder, which goes hand in hand with their Liberalism disorder and their fear of inanimate objects that includes firearms.  
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We have a bunch of those types around here, who claim that if you drive a lifted truck, you must have a small penis.  They are usually just city folk who feel inadequate because they drive a little car.  There was a guy earlier in the week who posted that he hates floor shifters, because they remind him of a penis.  That guy has issues.  Same for the guys who won't eat mayo because it reminds them of jizz.  
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 4:06:02 PM EDT
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I've got a penis for you, you stupid whore...






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