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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 5:46:22 PM EDT
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She looks jaundiced, hep C?
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She fucking hot..
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 5:49:42 PM EDT
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Didn't she do a porn scene in From Dusk Till Dawn?
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 5:59:26 PM EDT
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not guilty
wood wood
wood
hell yes I wood
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:01:14 PM EDT
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Nice.

Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:03:33 PM EDT
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I would snort the sand out of her love pocket.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:05:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:11:33 PM EDT
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And those are REAL!! Magnificent things that they are!!
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As long as they are really attached who cares?
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:16:24 PM EDT
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Why, I guess I can agree with that.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:17:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:31:40 PM EDT
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Now, I'm not normally the marrying type, but I think she could convince me otherwise.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:33:18 PM EDT
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Lock OP's account until he figures out the error of his ways.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:35:27 PM EDT
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Geez. That was definitely worth the copy and paste. Time to walk off the chub.

But you still suck OP.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:37:08 PM EDT
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It's a shame things didn't work out between me and her.
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It was my fault...she said you were just too small.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:38:25 PM EDT
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The body I saw in those pictures was flawless.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:39:36 PM EDT
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Milk jugs.  
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:43:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 6:48:41 PM EDT
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I would suck start her fart valve.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 7:03:29 PM EDT
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And she's a billionaire, Yes, with a B.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 7:20:54 PM EDT
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Seems like her tits are gaining in size and popularity.
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Nothing wrong with that
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 7:47:43 PM EDT
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If ever I've wanted a woman to crush my head like a walnut between her legs... Good God.


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And she's a billionaire, Yes, with a B.


Her husband is. Chairman if luxury brand Kering.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 7:53:34 PM EDT
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Didn't she do a porn scene in From Dusk Till Dawn?
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Not a porn scene, but a dance while wearing a snake. Not even topless, but she didn't need to be.

I saw that movie twice in the theater. The second time, the audience was DEAD SILENT during her dance scene. At the end some duded yelled out, "DAMN!" and everyone lost it.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:01:00 PM EDT
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Body's a 10. Face is a construction site 6-7, at best.
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It's a bit difficult to link the current photos. Luckily, a peer reviewed article may be found here.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9164451/Salma-Hayek-54-continues-flaunt-bikini-body.html
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hawt!
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:06:20 PM EDT
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She's coming by later to check my pump out.



Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:10:32 PM EDT
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If you voted for Trump, she would happily agree with you being shot in the head & pushed through a wood chipper.
Communist, not human.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:14:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:18:21 PM EDT
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If you voted for Trump, she would happily agree with you being shot in the head & pushed through a wood chipper.
Communist, not human.
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It's coming either way.

As long as I can bury my face between her legs after she finishes a workout I'll accept my fate.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:20:37 PM EDT
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Salma is smoking! JLO is fantastic for 51 too!

Link Posted: 1/19/2021 8:30:01 PM EDT
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I took a girl to see “Desperado” in the theatre many years ago.  As we’re walking out, she says “watching that girl makes me break out in a sweat... I can’t imagine what it’d be like to be male...”

It was a good date.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 10:46:48 PM EDT
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5'2", 119lbs with a 39" chest.
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 11:11:44 PM EDT
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Her pictures cause blisters on my dick.
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