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Link Posted: 8/20/2012 7:58:15 PM EDT
[#1]
If I were Tom Selleck I would send her a get well card and a bunch of flowers.
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 8:03:33 PM EDT
[#2]
A heart attack, I wish her well, I wish for her a long and prosperous life, never ever would I wish ill on some one as open minded, kind and rational as her.
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 8:04:06 PM EDT
[#3]
I thought eating fish was good for your heart?
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 8:06:44 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I thought eating fish was good for your heart?


bad oyster..........
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 8:13:18 PM EDT
[#5]
I do believe that it's the first time in history that fat has ever clogged a heart
 
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 8:13:30 PM EDT
[#6]
Upon examination, ER staff discovered that she did not actually have blood.  The odd substance was tested and was determined to be KFC gravy.  Er staff immediately put her on dialysis and was able to save her life.
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 8:44:47 PM EDT
[#7]
O'Donnell said her own health problems started on Aug. 14 after she helped "an enormous woman" struggling to get out of her car in a parking lot in Nyack, N.Y.

It started when she was a fat kid and kept stuffing her face
and the enormous women she was struggling with was herself

just like a libtard. blame her heart attack on someone else nt the fact that she eats like a pig and doesnt exercise
Im the victim feel sorry for me
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 9:02:46 PM EDT
[#8]
Would have been ironic losing Phyllis Diller and Pheelthis Dildo the same week...
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 9:05:48 PM EDT
[#9]
You have it all wrong.  The heart attack suffered Rosie O' Donnell
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 9:15:30 PM EDT
[#10]
I hope it was at the very least painful!

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Link Posted: 8/20/2012 9:42:29 PM EDT
[#11]
She Googled "womens heart attack symptoms" .  Call me crazy, but isn't a heart attack, a freakin heart attack, whether it's a man or a women............or whatever she is?
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 9:44:48 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Damnit.


Link Posted: 8/20/2012 9:48:09 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 10:00:02 PM EDT
[#14]
karma will find you!
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 10:01:00 PM EDT
[#15]
I feel sorry for the cardiologist that had to perform the heart cath and be near her meat curtains  
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 10:01:42 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Too bad all those forks made her so fat!


Really! Will we now get serious about banning forks?? .............anyone? anyone?
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 10:12:30 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
O'Donnell said her own health problems started on Aug. 14 after she helped "an enormous woman" struggling to get out of her car in a parking lot in Nyack, N.Y.

A few hours later, her chest ached, both arms felt sore as if they were bruised, she became nauseous, and had clammy skin.


Who was the "enormous woman" - herself?


Oh geese, I feel this way quite often.  Especially after splitting a cord  or so of wood.  I hope I don't have what she has.  But I've never helped an enormous lady before.  Good luck Rosey baby.  Yer on the road to loosing some weight.
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 10:25:59 PM EDT
[#18]
I'm having a hard time feeling bad about this.
Link Posted: 8/20/2012 11:54:05 PM EDT
[#19]
Is it time for the much loved junk food collage of Rosie?









 
 
Link Posted: 8/21/2012 9:42:41 PM EDT
[#20]
awww I jus can say better luck next time
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