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Link Posted: 9/16/2009 7:24:28 AM EDT
[#1]
She looks about 4'9" and 80lbs.  Plus she is wearing spikes to compensate.  She might have bigger breasts than my 11 year old daughter, but that is about it.

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As for being gay - I remember a birthday card that was given to a friend of mine years ago.  He had a strange attraction to small women who looked like little girls (he preferred them young too).  "The great thing about little girls is when you roll them over they look like little boys."

Personally I prefer more curves.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 7:28:46 AM EDT
[#2]
I’m not saying she is ugly, but if that is “too sexy” I shudder to think what the other female guards look like.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 7:29:42 AM EDT
[#3]
She can toss my salad anytime.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 7:34:36 AM EDT
[#4]
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What's with you guys that want her to stick her finger up your butt?
Project much?
 


What?  I'm referring to this:

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She makes me want to commit a few violations


Amen! I'd gladly submit to a cavity search from her!  


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the next person that says shenanigan's is gonna get pistol whipped.  I want to be bad, so she can cavity search me. She is cute an doable!
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 7:49:36 AM EDT
[#5]
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I hate the whole, "Does not yet know how much money she will receive."

Seriously?

You don't just want your job back, you want to get paid for more than time lost + attorney fees?  That's just f^(king greed.

Except that she doesn't want her job back.  She quit.  They kept paying her for more than a month, too.  How the hell does the UK get any work done with shenanigans like that?



But yeah, she's OK if she hadn't purposefully f^(ked up her eyebrows.  Why the hell do women do that?


this is so full of fail I don't even know where to begin, so I'm just going to blame your drug regimen.

Link Posted: 9/16/2009 7:54:43 AM EDT
[#6]
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What's with you guys that want her to stick her finger up your butt?


It's the male G-Spot.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 7:56:11 AM EDT
[#7]
I'd bang her, handcuffs are optional....



Link Posted: 9/16/2009 8:02:58 AM EDT
[#8]



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Someone needs to take away her Sharpie.


I like the "you just jumped out of the closet and scared the shit outta me before stuffing that rag with chloroform in my face and binding me up with duct tape and violating me in ways that would make a farm animal blush" look on a lady!



 
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 8:22:21 AM EDT
[#9]
She's attractive, but maybe it was due to her safety?  
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 8:23:17 AM EDT
[#10]
Strange nose.  
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 8:32:56 AM EDT
[#11]
She looks like MIckey Mouse.


I can see how to a prisoner she is a the hottest thing ever though.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 8:33:36 AM EDT
[#12]
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Someone needs to take away her Sharpie.


This
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 8:39:30 AM EDT
[#13]
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That is a live sensuous woman; if you had her in you bed you would feel all of her firm contours, smell her wonderful smells, and be damn happy with what your were doing and who you were with.




Did you just get out of prison?
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 8:49:18 AM EDT
[#14]
I wonder what the conversation was like when they were in a room deciding to let her go...

"I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation."


Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

Link Posted: 9/16/2009 8:56:28 AM EDT
[#15]
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She'd be OK looking if she hadn't shaved and then drew her eyebrow's back on. What makes girls think this is a good idea?


Man you guys can fuss over the little details ("yea that's a nice $3,000 build, but the front sight should be moved one rail slot forward").

That is a live sensuous woman; if you had her in you bed you would feel all of her firm contours, smell her wonderful smells, and be damn happy with what your were doing and who you were with.


amen brother
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 8:59:59 AM EDT
[#16]
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Someone needs to take away her Sharpie.


Amen.

Much better looking in the second picture.


Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:00:32 AM EDT
[#17]
She's an accessory to kittencide.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:01:39 AM EDT
[#18]
Pinellas County Jail has a tall blond that is a solid 9.

LOTS of hot LEOs throughout that county.

Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:02:08 AM EDT
[#19]
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Someone needs to take away her Sharpie.


Amen.

Much better looking in the second picture.


http://www.geekback.com/gallery2/d/69-1/mexican_sharpies-e71.jpg


Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:02:18 AM EDT
[#20]
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The tribunal heard prison officer Lee Hastings had shouted at her in front of inmates, leaving her belittled and insulted.

Onthe same day, he demanded to know why she had been sitting withprisoners and branded her a 'stupid little girl' who 'knew nothingabout jailcraft'.
 


Two reactions:

1. That IS pretty fucking unprofessional.

2. "Jailcraft" is a word?


Don't be a wanker.......Guvner!

Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:03:14 AM EDT
[#21]
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She makes me want to commit a few violations


"But I poop from there."
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:06:52 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:

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What's with you guys that want her to stick her finger up your butt?
Project much?
 


Seriously, I didn't read a post where someone wanted her finger up their butt.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:09:31 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
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Quoted:
What's with you guys that want her to stick her finger up your butt?
Project much?
 


Seriously, I didn't read a post where someone wanted her finger up their butt.


I quoted them above.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:12:45 AM EDT
[#24]
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The tribunal heard prison officer Lee Hastings had shouted at her in front of inmates, leaving her belittled and insulted.

Onthe same day, he demanded to know why she had been sitting withprisoners and branded her a 'stupid little girl' who 'knew nothingabout jailcraft'.
 


Two reactions:

1. That IS pretty fucking unprofessional.

2. "Jailcraft" is a word?
I believe that Jailcraft is the next to last level of Warcraft.

 


And the next porn movie to be released in October.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:15:06 AM EDT
[#25]



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Quoted:


Quoted:

What's with you guys that want her to stick her finger up your butt?
Project much?


 
What?  I'm referring to this:


Quoted:


Quoted:

She makes me want to commit a few violations
Amen! I'd gladly submit to a cavity search from her!  



Quoted:

the next person that says shenanigan's is gonna get pistol whipped.  I want to be bad, so she can cavity search me. She is cute an doable!
Holy shit!  I misread your post as:



"What's with you guys that want to stick your finger up her butt?"







My apologies; reading truly is fundamental.



Carry on, sir!



 
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:16:37 AM EDT
[#26]



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I wonder what the conversation was like when they were in a room deciding to let her go...




"I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation."



Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.






 
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:18:29 AM EDT
[#27]



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Quoted:

What's with you guys that want her to stick her finger up your butt?
Project much?


 
Seriously, I didn't read a post where someone wanted her finger up their butt.
I didn't, either.  At first.  But I misread.  Damn, I should have taken that speed-reading class in college!



 
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:22:15 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:

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What's with you guys that want her to stick her finger up your butt?
Project much?
 
What?  I'm referring to this:
Quoted:
Quoted:
She makes me want to commit a few violations
Amen! I'd gladly submit to a cavity search from her!  

Quoted:
the next person that says shenanigan's is gonna get pistol whipped.  I want to be bad, so she can cavity search me. She is cute an doable!
Holy shit!  I misread your post as:

"What's with you guys that want to stick your finger up her butt?"



My apologies; reading truly is fundamental.

Carry on, sir!
 


I was starting to think I misread something myself.  LOL - thank you, sir!
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:24:09 AM EDT
[#29]







Link Posted: 9/16/2009 9:24:29 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
She makes me want to commit a few violations



this.

holy hell, she's HOT!
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:00:30 AM EDT
[#31]



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What's with you guys that want her to stick her finger up your butt?




It's the male G-Spot.


Sure. If you have teh ghey.




 
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:11:54 AM EDT
[#32]
I've seen hotter working in jails.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:17:44 AM EDT
[#33]


I highlighted some other features for you.

Link Posted: 9/16/2009 10:19:44 AM EDT
[#34]
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Someone needs to take away her Sharpie.


Amen.

Much better looking in the second picture.


I hate when women pluck and then paint their eyebrows.  Hate it!  Hate it!  They look like freakin' manequins when they do that.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:14:23 AM EDT
[#35]
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Someone needs to take away her Sharpie.


Amen.

Much better looking in the second picture.


I hate when women pluck and then paint their eyebrows.  Hate it!  Hate it!  They look like freakin' manequins when they do that.


Women have eyebrows?  Crap, you never know what you are going to learn on arfcom.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:33:23 AM EDT
[#36]
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She'd be OK looking if she hadn't shaved and then drew her eyebrow's back on.  What makes girls think this is a good idea?


You are so right.

The natural look is much better.

Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:36:44 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
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Someone needs to take away her Sharpie.


Amen.

Much better looking in the second picture.


I hate when women pluck and then paint their eyebrows.  Hate it!  Hate it!  They look like freakin' manequins when they do that.


Amen I don't understand why women do that it looks so damn stupid as for you ladies around here take the hint. Removing you eyebrows and then drawing them back on does not  repeat DOES NOT make you look any better it only makes you look foolish
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:47:38 AM EDT
[#38]
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I hate the whole, "Does not yet know how much money she will receive."

Seriously?

You don't just want your job back, you want to get paid for more than time lost + attorney fees?  That's just f^(king greed.

Except that she doesn't want her job back.  She quit.  They kept paying her for more than a month, too.  How the hell does the UK get any work done with shenanigans like that?



But yeah, she's OK if she hadn't purposefully f^(ked up her eyebrows.  Why the hell do women do that?


So if you got fired because, let's say, you only have one eye and your pirate patch creeps out the customers, you're not going to try to sue for wages lost because of being fired?

She can't help that she's attractive, anymore than an ugly person can make me feel better about them touching my food.


She wasn't fired for being attractive, she was fired for using flirtation as a method of prisoner control which is unprofessional at best and dangerous at worst.  That being said, the prison should've assigned her to an equally-paid admin position where she didn't interact with the population except for whatever the brits call trustees.  She'd have the whole joint on good behavior for the chance to sweep out her office.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:50:59 AM EDT
[#39]
She's a 2 at best.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 11:57:35 AM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:08:38 PM EDT
[#41]
Meh, I think she looks kinda like a midget Klingon myself.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:10:03 PM EDT
[#42]


Seriously? Does that really bother you that much?

Jesus.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:19:00 PM EDT
[#43]
She looks alot better in the 2nd photo then the first.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:22:25 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Someone needs to take away her Sharpie.


this. those eyebrows freak me out
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 12:43:43 PM EDT
[#45]



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for whatever reasons, I find it difficult to be attracted to women who have the body of little girls.


I don't have that problem.





 
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 2:29:35 PM EDT
[#46]
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Seriously? Does that really bother you that much?

Jesus.


Not really but I wanted to be the first to say " OMG its her knees! "





Link Posted: 9/16/2009 2:31:11 PM EDT
[#47]
I hate it when chicks ruin their appearance by applying a fuck-ton of makeup.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 2:39:49 PM EDT
[#48]
This thread is full of ghey. She is pretty dam good looking. She could drop the soap in the shower with me anytime (as in she can bend over)..
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 2:45:26 PM EDT
[#49]
She can frisk me down all she wants.
Link Posted: 9/16/2009 2:47:48 PM EDT
[#50]
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She'd be OK looking if she hadn't shaved and then drew her eyebrow's back on. What makes girls think this is a good idea?


Man you guys can fuss over the little details ("yea that's a nice $3,000 build, but the front sight should be moved one rail slot forward").

That is a live sensuous woman; if you had her in you bed you would feel all of her firm contours, smell her wonderful smells, and be damn happy with what your were doing and who you were with.


You must have a better internet connection than me.


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