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Posted: 12/3/2020 9:22:03 PM EDT

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why is there no Doyle gifs in images

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Maybe @ somebody important. Like Skillshot.

Posted: 12/3/2020 10:00:37 PM EDT

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Wampum gates flow ganglions.

Posted: 12/3/2020 10:02:02 PM EDT

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Donating your toenail clippings to Buddy Ebsen's memory.

Posted: 12/3/2020 10:02:57 PM EDT

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Breathless kitties don't piss in your boots.

Posted: 12/3/2020 10:04:11 PM EDT

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Engaging the Trafalgar Porcupines.

Posted: 12/3/2020 10:21:06 PM EDT

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A hippo hero standing there. Masturbating.

Posted: 12/3/2020 10:21:58 PM EDT

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Lou Diamond in the Philippines.

Lou Diamond in the rough.

Posted: 12/3/2020 10:23:02 PM EDT

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Arriving with Elvis hidden in your bulimia.

Posted: 12/3/2020 11:02:27 PM EDT

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Terrifying sightings of baseballs.

Posted: 12/4/2020 12:09:24 AM EDT

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Worshiping a Burmese enema.

Posted: 12/4/2020 12:09:46 AM EDT

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Sharing the crystal bondo.

Posted: 12/4/2020 12:10:45 AM EDT

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Cruise ship editing.

Posted: 12/4/2020 12:11:36 AM EDT

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Galaxy quinine imbibing.

Posted: 12/4/2020 12:14:00 AM EDT

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Cat nipsey russell truffle shuffle hustle in the bustle

Posted: 12/4/2020 12:56:31 AM EDT

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Putting lackadaisical idioms in your bathwater.

Posted: 12/4/2020 12:57:23 AM EDT

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Entering prohibited areas singing pogo sticks.

Posted: 12/4/2020 12:58:21 AM EDT

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Dragging your muddy cacophony.

Posted: 12/4/2020 3:46:57 PM EDT

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Dripper, drapper, much fun on the crapper.

Posted: 12/4/2020 3:48:29 PM EDT

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Pardon me boy, is that the cat that chewed the jew's shoes?

Posted: 12/4/2020 4:45:27 PM EDT

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I want a hip plecostomus for Christmas.

Posted: 12/4/2020 4:49:40 PM EDT

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@Toobeaucoup here is your riff.

"I stand on the hill, smoking and drinking for thrill, but for the breath of fresh mouse fart. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with turbates. He stands alone, anyhow, smoking' the cigs of marlboro by the heat of the laundromat vent drinking some kd. "Then like in poetry it goes dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off center, then I drop down and then I go: “smoking and drinking! And partin' the whiskers of a mouse lipped catalouha peeboo mix.”

Sling Blade Band Poetry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDKBJxRh_UU

Posted: 12/4/2020 5:04:54 PM EDT

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@Toobeaucoup here is your riff.

"I stand on the hill, smoking and drinking for thrill, but for the breath of fresh mouse fart. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with turbates. He stands alone, anyhow, smoking' the cigs of marlboro by the heat of the laundromat vent drinking some kd. "Then like in poetry it goes dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off center, then I drop down and then I go: "smoking and drinking! And partin' the whiskers of a mouse lipped catalouha peeboo mix."

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Constant constraint causes 'Grunting'. I don't care what the old wimmenz like that gecko hearted harpy in '4C' says, you can only endure constraint for yellow e-funny until you must grunt. And grunt we shall!

Over the mindless drivel of the cantankerous caretakers, the spinach eater, and the fruit swilling hypenoids - hear us grunt! Our grunting shall echo and resound up and down the valleys of Blythe and the ponderances of lessor men we shall be Gonzoed via canoes and sugarplums.

The metric of the plumb bob shall forever cadence our grunts as if divinely inspired hooey lumps and toasted waddle gizmos. A celebration of choudermilk and daffletoed grunters grunting grunts.

Forget us never, we grunting grunters, as it is our parlance - nay, our right to befuddle the neolicious balihoons like that xlut in 4C. Grunt On Grunting Grunters, Grunt On!!

Posted: 12/4/2020 8:45:46 PM EDT

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Constant constraint causes 'Grunting'. I don't care what the old wimmenz like that gecko hearted harpy in '4C' says, you can only endure constraint for yellow e-funny until you must grunt. And grunt we shall!

Over the mindless drivel of the cantankerous caretakers, the spinach eater, and the fruit swilling hypenoids - hear us grunt! Our grunting shall echo and resound up and down the valleys of Blythe and the ponderances of lessor men we shall be Gonzoed via canoes and sugarplums.

The metric of the plumb bob shall forever cadence our grunts as if divinely inspired hooey lumps and toasted waddle gizmos. A celebration of choudermilk and daffletoed grunters grunting grunts.

Forget us never, we grunting grunters, as it is our parlance - nay, our right to befuddle the neolicious balihoons like that xlut in 4C. Grunt On Grunting Grunters, Grunt On!!

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Reported.

Posted: 12/4/2020 9:08:37 PM EDT

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Beaupoon wrote one last night outside the mini-mart. DH called it "Julio Wears A Comfortable Thong” and then like in country songs, you know, in parentheses it says "Usually it stinks in my bunk." And, and um, he came up with a tune just a hummin', (Oo-de-lally, dot, dot, dot, fageat) . . .

Posted: 12/4/2020 9:11:13 PM EDT

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See, you don't want to question the genius, DH. pcsutton here is a modern-day poet, kinda like in olden times.

Posted: 12/4/2020 9:15:54 PM EDT

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Thread needs an addition of italian fayjeet from 8000 to be rifftastic.
Anyone seent the dude? Shit, does the italian even riff? The summbish.

Posted: 12/4/2020 9:18:48 PM EDT

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Thread needs an addition of italian fayjeet from 8000 to be rifftastic.
Anyone seent the dude? Shit, does the italian even riff? The summbish.

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@Honorthevets you have been called out.

Posted: 12/4/2020 9:20:18 PM EDT

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See, you don't want to question the genius, DH. pcsutton here is a modern-day poet, kinda like in olden times.

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See, you don't want to question the genius, DH. pcsutton here is a modern-day poet, kinda like in olden times.

You missed it before the edit. You obviously inspired the man. I have witnessed the genius that is pcsutton. It's... magic.

Posted: 12/4/2020 9:58:42 PM EDT

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You missed it before the edit. You obviously inspired the man. I have witnessed the genius that is pcsutton. It's... magic.

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Is pcsutton more Doyle, or “What’s this doing in there?” I suppose it’s irrelevant. For his riffs are clearly top shelf.

Posted: 12/4/2020 10:00:39 PM EDT

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Is pcsutton more Doyle, or “What’s this doing in there?” I suppose it’s irrelevant. For his riffs are clearly top shelf.

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You missed it before the edit. You obviously inspired the man. I have witnessed the genius that is pcsutton. It's... magic.

Is pcsutton more Doyle, or “What’s this doing in there?” I suppose it’s irrelevant. For his riffs are clearly top shelf.

Ask him. @pcsutton

What's this doing in there

Posted: 12/4/2020 10:07:36 PM EDT

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Ask him. @pcsutton

What's this doing in there

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Posted: 12/4/2020 10:08:26 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/4/2020 10:11:04 PM EDT

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“FF, you believe this shit”

Posted: 12/4/2020 10:12:13 PM EDT

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lmao bro

Posted: 12/4/2020 11:54:39 PM EDT

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See, Sherman, I told you we'd finally plectrate the philadons.

Posted: 12/5/2020 1:13:37 AM EDT

[#36]

Natural born plumbing fixtures.

Posted: 12/5/2020 1:22:30 AM EDT

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Exhausted, but still able to root on your bowel movements.

Posted: 12/5/2020 2:39:47 AM EDT

[#38]

Toeshine, immaculately sheened toeshine.

Posted: 12/5/2020 2:40:52 AM EDT

[#39]

Nipple phrenology, bumpy yet pluralistic.

Posted: 12/5/2020 7:19:50 AM EDT

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Site res

Posted: 12/5/2020 7:21:03 AM EDT

[#41]

Pardon me. But do you have to poup

Posted: 12/5/2020 7:36:46 AM EDT

[#42]

O Lordy. My brain hurts after reading this at 5:30 AM.

Posted: 12/5/2020 9:36:46 AM EDT

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O Lordy. My brain hurts after reading this at 5:30 AM.

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It gets better.

when you avoid it altogether.

Posted: 12/5/2020 10:08:49 AM EDT

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O Lordy. My brain hurts after reading this at 5:30 AM.

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lol

Posted: 12/5/2020 10:14:42 AM EDT

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Shit, man, in Tennessee... Sipping the finest Kentucky Deluxe, smoking a cig, sniff the pines... sniff that cross-mounted muscle toe down by the river, hot damn!