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Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:17:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:18:11 PM EDT
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Your malfunctioning pisser is no one's business but your own.
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You're a malfunctioning pisser.



And a towel.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:18:14 PM EDT
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Technically I'm a catheyterian.

Not that it belongs in the thread.
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You worship catheters? That suits you.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:19:09 PM EDT
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who is Cathy, and does she have nice tits?
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all of the cathys I know are 60 years old and cunts
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:19:59 PM EDT
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Jk, Cathy 4 is pretty cool.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:20:27 PM EDT
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Good morning
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:20:50 PM EDT
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You worship catheters? That suits you.
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shut up dog
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:21:04 PM EDT
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ol backslider.  or is that a baptist thing?
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I look like one.

But I also look like a heathen because most of the time I don't go at all.
ol backslider.  or is that a baptist thing?
I quit going.  I quit because I got sick of the way people acted because I'd divorced.  I got tired of being looked down upon by people who'd done far worse things (but kept it secret and stayed married).

But to be fair we don't have a corner on the market when it comes to being hypocritical.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:21:05 PM EDT
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hello sunshine.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:21:11 PM EDT
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You worship catheters? That suits you.
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Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:21:29 PM EDT
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ol bitchtits gettin fiesty
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:21:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:22:01 PM EDT
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shut up dog
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You worship catheters? That suits you.
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You sure are full of piss and vinegar today.


Hold the vinegar.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:23:06 PM EDT
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You worship catheters? That suits you.
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Who's your god now!? - Sybian
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:23:06 PM EDT
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Protestants
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Catholics
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:23:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:23:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:24:26 PM EDT
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If I throw my work truck into park going down the interstate and I live I could get a new one

I'm seriously considering this course of action
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:24:51 PM EDT
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Who said I'm Catholic?
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Orthodox?
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:25:18 PM EDT
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If I throw my work truck into park going down the interstate and I live I could get a new one

I'm seriously considering this course of action
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Try it and let us know.


Because about 30 seconds with a scan tool and they'll be able to tell.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:25:40 PM EDT
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Who said I'm Catholic?
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Druid?
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:26:01 PM EDT
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Who said I'm Catholic?
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Protestants
Catholics
Who said I'm Catholic?
Buddhist?
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:26:28 PM EDT
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Try it and let us know.


Because about 30 seconds with a scan tool and they'll be able to tell.
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Wouldn't even take that I would not think, it's got GPS and all that jazz
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:27:29 PM EDT
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Wouldn't even take that I would not think, it's got GPS and all that jazz
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Isn't it a Ford?

Just let it die naturally, shouldn't be much longer.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:27:32 PM EDT
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Would not surprise me a bit if they were able to tell what gear I am in or if I left my lights on
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:27:50 PM EDT
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Pretty much
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:28:02 PM EDT
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Druid?
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Who said I'm Catholic?
Druid?
He doesn't look very Druish.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:28:17 PM EDT
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:28:50 PM EDT
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or is it on your phone?
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On my phone. They don't call it Excitebike for the app title but once you download it it has the same music, graphics and sounds and while starting it says Excitebike.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:29:01 PM EDT
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If I throw my work truck into park going down the interstate and I live I could get a new one

I'm seriously considering this course of action
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If you don't live, then you won't need a new truck. You really can't lose.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:29:14 PM EDT
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Isn't it a Ford?

Just let it die naturally, shouldn't be much longer.
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Yea it is, my patience is wearing thin though

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Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:29:46 PM EDT
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The old Nintendo game?

I wasted some time during my youth playing that.
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Yes.

I loved it and RC ProAm. Contra. Many more.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:30:29 PM EDT
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If you don't live, then you won't need a new truck. You really can't lose.
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That settles it. BRB.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:30:43 PM EDT
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that and mike tyson's punchout
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That was a fun one. I never made it to Tyson I don't think.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:31:26 PM EDT
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What would happen if I did throw this thing in park on the interstate?  Shred the transmission and rear end I would imagine...
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:32:14 PM EDT
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Would not surprise me a bit if they were able to tell what gear I am in or if I left my lights on
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Mine has a GPS tattle-tale. It pings a report if I go 6 mph over the speed limit.  
I have to get used to not being in a hurry. That's the hardest part of the job so far.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:32:39 PM EDT
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What would happen if I did throw this thing in park on the interstate?  Shred the transmission and rear end I would imagine...
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You don't think there's something built in to prevent idiots like you from doing exactly that?
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:32:45 PM EDT
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What would happen if I did throw this thing in park on the interstate?  Shred the transmission and rear end I would imagine...
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I would think reverse would be less "noticeable"


"Reached for my cola and that sumbitch went to reverse"
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:34:26 PM EDT
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I would think reverse would be less "noticeable"


"Reached for my cola and that sumbitch went to reverse"
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I test drove a Tundra once and the sales dude said "take your foot off the gas and don't touch it" then threw it into reverse at 50 mph. The backup camera came on, but that was it.

I have no idea why that's a thing, but that's a thing.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:34:59 PM EDT
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I pinged twice on the way home this morning...



...that I know of.  
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:36:33 PM EDT
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I test drove a Tundra once and the sales dude said "take your foot off the gas and don't touch it" then threw it into reverse at 50 mph. The backup camera came on, but that was it.

I have no idea why that's a thing, but that's a thing.
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What if you left it on the gas?
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:37:49 PM EDT
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My dad has our Intellivision set-up from when we were kids, still works.

Pretty sure it was the poor people version of Atari.
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I had an Atari. My dad sold it after we got Nintendo.

I have Tele-Sports Pong.

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Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:37:51 PM EDT
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I would think reverse would be less "noticeable"


"Reached for my cola and that sumbitch went to reverse"
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Coke goddamnit
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:37:51 PM EDT
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What if you left it on the gas?
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I wondered the same thing. Probably nothing good. I was real tempted to be a dick and find out, but didn't want to buy a broken truck.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:39:38 PM EDT
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I pinged twice on the way home this morning...



...that I know of.  
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sorry boss, I had to beat the yellow light or I would get stuck waiting on the train.


And as you can see I barely beat it.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:40:03 PM EDT
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Dad is out of surgery and doing well.
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Good to hear.
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:40:16 PM EDT
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Coke goddamnit
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Cola
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:41:06 PM EDT
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I had an Atari. My dad sold it after we got Nintendo.

I have Tele-Sports Pong.

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you old
Link Posted: 9/19/2017 3:41:49 PM EDT
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Coke goddamnit
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